What the...?? 0 Iron Maiden Body Paint is Sexy July 8th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg And by “sexy,” I mean “yucky.”
What the...?? 0 Japan’s Ladybaby: Like Babymetal, Only Weirder July 7th, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Yes. WEIRDER.
What the...?? 0 That Time Mastodon’s Brent Hinds Ran Around Naked on Mushrooms July 7th, 2015 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Hinds is a national hero, one of the last true rockstars we have.
Black Collar Workers 0 Linkin Park Have a Venture Capital Firm Now June 25th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Hope all that money doesn’t give them a paper cut.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Guitarist Justin Lowe Out of After the Burial; Appears to be Having a Paranoid Episode June 24th, 2015 at 10:45am Axl Rosenberg “I’ve been set up guys by something more powerful than law enforcement,” claims Lowe.
What the...?? 0 Shining Played on Top of a Cliff in Norway (Video!) June 23rd, 2015 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Most epic metal performance EVER.
What the...?? 0 Here’s a VV IMPORTANT Update on the State of Robb Flynn’s Bowels June 5th, 2015 at 10:40am Vince Neilstein Warning: this post contains the phrases “non-stop-assquaking,” “exploding greenish-brown liquid out of my anal cavity with the same pressure as a-thumb-over-a-garden-hose,” and “green apple splatters.” Proceed cautiously.
What the...?? 0 The Russian Sympho-Power Metal Cover of Motley Crue’s “Kickstart My Heart” You Never Knew You Always Needed May 29th, 2015 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Sashky my boos.
The Webernets 0 Video: Pathology/Anaal Nathrakh Fan Dressed as a Lego Figurine Teaches You to Make a Hellfest Logo from Hama Beads May 28th, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg “What the sweet fucking fuck mother of all fucking things sweet fucking fuck am I watching?!?”
What the...?? 0 Bill Kelliher Put His Penis in Lars Ulrich’s Pocket May 14th, 2015 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg That’s not a euphemism.
Breaking the Law 0 Florida Doom Metal Fan Turns Himself In for Murdering His Imaginary Friend May 13th, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg At least he seems remorseful.
What the...?? 0 Metallica’s Lars Ulrich Wears a Thong May 11th, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg No, really! LOOK!
What the...?? 0 Duff McKagan Could Have Saved Kurt Cobain AND Philip Seymour Hoffman May 6th, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg He saw both celebrities shortly before they died. Not a good look.
What the...?? 0 Thoughts From Tom G. Warrior Wearing a Goofy Mascot Head at Euro Disneyland April 29th, 2015 at 5:00pm Emperor Rhombus A look into the crappy day job of the Triptykon frontman.
What the...?? 0 Weiland Sense No Scott Make April 22nd, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg The former Stone Temple Pilots/Velvet Revolver vocalist now claims he “had no idea who” who the members of Art of Anarchy were when he agreed to accept money to sing on their album.
What the...?? 0 Diesel is Selling a $298 Denim Jacket with Fake Metal Band Patches on It April 22nd, 2015 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein And matching pants!
What the...?? 0 Nothing Like A Metalcore Cover of The Police’s “Roxanne” To Make You Wonder If God Is Dead April 17th, 2015 at 12:30pm Emperor Rhombus I WON’T SHARE YOU WITH ANOTHER BRRRRRRRRY!
What the...?? 0 36 Crazyfists’s Brock Lindow Doesn’t Believe Global Warming is Real April 17th, 2015 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Nope, it’s definitely not happening!
What the...?? 0 Varg Vikernes Wrote an RPG Book April 16th, 2015 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein MYFAROG bills itself as “a role-playing game based on European values, geography, (pre-) history, mythology, traditions and morals, [that] will offer you the opportunity to play a game in accordance with your own European nature.”
What the...?? 0 Vital Remains’ Brian Werner Releases Statement Regarding Mid-Show Tiff with Club Owner Over Jesus and Cross Hanging on Stage April 10th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Werner, who is also a High Priest in the Satanic Temple, says that he “meant no disrespect to the club.”
