What the...?? 0 This Trent Reznor Quote is Mad Confusing January 16th, 2017 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Boo-hoo, the Internet is ruining music.
Rotten Real Estate 0 You Could Buy Kirk Hammett’s San Francisco Home for Only $16 Million! January 1st, 2017 at 2:57pm Vince Neilstein It’s the fourth highest asking price currently listed for sale in all of San Francisco.
What the...?? 0 Watch a Hardcore Band Play a Cluck-U Chicken in New Jersey December 27th, 2016 at 10:49am Axl Rosenberg Oh, New Jersey.
What the...?? 0 PayPal User Suspended for Purchasing an Isis Shirt December 15th, 2016 at 2:34pm Axl Rosenberg That’ll show the terrorists who’s boss.
What the...?? 0 David Vincent and Tim Yeung Launch Morbid Angel Cover Band December 15th, 2016 at 12:41pm Axl Rosenberg I Am Morbid will perform material from the Vincent-era albums people actually like.
What the...?? 0 Here’s Video of Johnny Depp and Korn Jamming on a Jack Black Song December 7th, 2016 at 9:29am Vince Neilstein “Encarnación” has never sounded so… Korny.
What the...?? 0 Norway’s Tons of Rock Festival to Feature Emperor, Satyricon, Sodom, and… Blink-182 November 28th, 2016 at 12:49pm Axl Rosenberg One of these things is not like the others…
What the...?? 0 Five Finger Death Punch Cancellation Controversy: Ivan Moody Says He “Melted Down” November 28th, 2016 at 9:45am Axl Rosenberg WARNING: This story will make you go cross-eyed.
What the...?? 0 Convicted Pedophile and Former Lostprophets Vocalist Ian Watkins is Back on Twitter and Teasing New Music November 22nd, 2016 at 9:54am Axl Rosenberg “Hi, I’m the Rickrolled, ebola-infected flaming dumpster fire that is 2016… and I have a few more fun surprises for you in store!”
What the...?? 0 OC Weekly Praises Dead Cross for Performance They Never Gave September 29th, 2016 at 5:05pm Axl Rosenberg That must be embarrassing.
What the...?? 0 Insane Clown Posse Fans Amputate Pinky as Part of “Ritualistic Memorial” for Dead Juggalo September 6th, 2016 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Way to fight the stereotypes!
What the...?? 0 Limp Bizkit Have a Black Metal Logo Now August 12th, 2016 at 11:20am Emperor Rhombus It’s all about the he-said she-said kill-your-best-friend-in-his-apartment-complex-in-Oslo buuullshit.
What the...?? 0 Axl Rose’s Piano Has a Ghost August 8th, 2016 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Nothing lasts forever, even cold November BOO!!!
What the...?? 0 Video: Fan Spits on Slayer’s Tom Araya, Gets Ejected From Comic-Con Show July 23rd, 2016 at 12:18pm Vince Neilstein Right after Araya thanks the audience!
What the...?? 0 Shinedown Guitarist Posts “Insane” Political Texts from Filter’s Richard Patrick July 8th, 2016 at 10:40am Emperor Rhombus Though honestly, they seem more obnoxious and annoying than “insane.”
What the...?? 0 Axl Rose Rewriting History, Demanding Photos of Him Looking Fat be Removed from the Internet June 6th, 2016 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Good plan, dude.
What the...?? 0 Arch Enemy’s Alissa White-Gluz Plays America’s First Female Serial Killer in… Something June 1st, 2016 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus This looks really cool, but we have no idea what it IS.
What the...?? 0 Corpusse’s “Refrigerated Crying Evil”: Don’t Ask Questions, Just Watch May 10th, 2016 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Dunno if this is serious or just a serious troll, but either way, it’s highly entertaining.
What the...?? 0 Ace Frehley Once Got a B.J. While Dimebag Watched April 27th, 2016 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg It must have haunted Dime’s nightmares until the day he died, no?
What the...?? 0 Varg Vikernes: “Terrorism is a Political Tool Used Widely and Mainly by the USA” April 25th, 2016 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Also: Middle East terrorism has all been conducted by the USA to sway public opinion in favor of Israel.
