What the...?? 0 Gene Simmons’ Rationalization for Charging $12K to Be His Roadie? “Nobody’s Ever Done It” March 26th, 2025 at 4:33pm Hesher Keenan Maybe there’s a reason for that, Gene.
News 0 Gel’s Streaming Accounts Got Hacked With Some Fake Ass AI Song March 23rd, 2025 at 2:22pm Smokey Goretooth The internet is so damn dumb sometimes.
What the...?? 0 Slaughter to Prevail’s Alex Terrible to be Immortialized with Bear Wrestling Statue March 15th, 2025 at 1:20pm Smokey Goretooth How terrible of him.
What the...?? 0 Turns Out Conor McGregor’s a Limp Bizkit Fan and Honestly That Tracks March 11th, 2025 at 3:21pm Hesher Keenan You don’t want to run into him during “Break Stuff”.
What the...?? 0 Only Gene Simmons Would Charge You $12,495 to Be His Roadie March 7th, 2025 at 3:29pm Hesher Keenan Hopefully someone else has to carry his jock…
What the...?? 0 Survey Suggests You Sickos Like Listening to Deftones and System of a Down While You Sh*t February 14th, 2025 at 5:16pm Hesher Keenan I watched a change… in poo…
What the...?? 0 AI CEO Makes Dumb Claim That Musicians Hate Making Music January 20th, 2025 at 11:56am Haela Huntress This might be the dumbest take I’ve heard on AI.
What the...?? 0 Tommy Lee’s Wife Says He Showers ‘Once A Week,’ Adding a Horrific Layer to Those Dick Pics December 23rd, 2024 at 11:00am Hesher Keenan Lean in and take a huge whiff.
What the...?? 0 Tim “Ripper” Owens Thinks Judas Priest Purposely Books Their Shows to Screw KK’s Priest December 19th, 2024 at 3:14pm Hesher Keenan Riiiiiiiiiight
What the...?? 0 David Ellefson Joins Tone Deaf Boomer Gene Simmons in Saying “Rock is Dead in America” December 5th, 2024 at 4:08pm Hesher Keenan Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb..
What the...?? 0 Fu*k This Metalcore Vocalist for Scamming People with Fake Cancer Diagnosis November 21st, 2024 at 12:44pm Hesher Keenan It’s so bad that his band broke up.
What the...?? 0 Huh… As I Lay Dying’s Album Shaped By Fire Has Vanished from Streaming Services [UPDATE] October 25th, 2024 at 3:56pm Hesher Keenan This shit keeps getting weirder and weirder…
News 0 Jake E. Lee Shot Multiple Times in Las Vegas, Expected to Make Full Recovery October 15th, 2024 at 3:37pm Smokey Goretooth We really hope he’s okay.
What the...?? 0 Forbes Releases Ranking of Top 38 Metal Bands, Doesn’t Do a Terrible Job October 9th, 2024 at 11:02am Haela Huntress Spoiler alert: Metallica is number one.
What the...?? 0 This Will Destroy You Announce That They’re Splitting Into Two Bands Somehow August 14th, 2024 at 11:31am Haela Huntress If you understand what they’re saying, can you explain it to me?
News 0 Korn is the Most Valuable Artist Per Concert Ticket Cost, New Study Shows August 10th, 2024 at 4:44pm Smokey Goretooth Korn gives you the best fuck for your buck.
News 0 Nine Inch Nails Composes Score for Disney Movie ‘Tron: Ares’ August 10th, 2024 at 3:57pm Smokey Goretooth It’ll definitely be one of the coolest things about the movie for sure.
What the...?? 0 Marty Friedman Got Back on His Bullsh*t by Ranking U.S. Cereals April 8th, 2024 at 2:16pm Hesher Keenan So let it be written…
What the...?? 0 Rock Fest Organizers Ban Moshing and ‘Hardcore Dancing Styles’ Outside of Designated Areas April 2nd, 2024 at 4:26pm Hesher Keenan No moshing allowed (outside this specific spot).
What the...?? 0 Cockroach Moshing Has to Be the Dumbest Thing Ever March 29th, 2024 at 4:26pm Hesher Keenan Get off the floor, man!
