What the...?? 0 Tommy Lee’s Wife Says He Showers ‘Once A Week,’ Adding a Horrific Layer to Those Dick Pics December 23rd, 2024 at 11:00am Hesher Keenan Lean in and take a huge whiff.
What the...?? 0 Tim “Ripper” Owens Thinks Judas Priest Purposely Books Their Shows to Screw KK’s Priest December 19th, 2024 at 3:14pm Hesher Keenan Riiiiiiiiiight
What the...?? 0 David Ellefson Joins Tone Deaf Boomer Gene Simmons in Saying “Rock is Dead in America” December 5th, 2024 at 4:08pm Hesher Keenan Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb..
What the...?? 0 Fu*k This Metalcore Vocalist for Scamming People with Fake Cancer Diagnosis November 21st, 2024 at 12:44pm Hesher Keenan It’s so bad that his band broke up.
What the...?? 0 Huh… As I Lay Dying’s Album Shaped By Fire Has Vanished from Streaming Services [UPDATE] October 25th, 2024 at 3:56pm Hesher Keenan This shit keeps getting weirder and weirder…
News 0 Jake E. Lee Shot Multiple Times in Las Vegas, Expected to Make Full Recovery October 15th, 2024 at 3:37pm Smokey Goretooth We really hope he’s okay.
What the...?? 0 Forbes Releases Ranking of Top 38 Metal Bands, Doesn’t Do a Terrible Job October 9th, 2024 at 11:02am Haela Huntress Spoiler alert: Metallica is number one.
What the...?? 0 This Will Destroy You Announce That They’re Splitting Into Two Bands Somehow August 14th, 2024 at 11:31am Haela Huntress If you understand what they’re saying, can you explain it to me?
News 0 Korn is the Most Valuable Artist Per Concert Ticket Cost, New Study Shows August 10th, 2024 at 4:44pm Smokey Goretooth Korn gives you the best fuck for your buck.
News 0 Nine Inch Nails Composes Score for Disney Movie ‘Tron: Ares’ August 10th, 2024 at 3:57pm Smokey Goretooth It’ll definitely be one of the coolest things about the movie for sure.
What the...?? 0 Marty Friedman Got Back on His Bullsh*t by Ranking U.S. Cereals April 8th, 2024 at 2:16pm Hesher Keenan So let it be written…
What the...?? 0 Rock Fest Organizers Ban Moshing and ‘Hardcore Dancing Styles’ Outside of Designated Areas April 2nd, 2024 at 4:26pm Hesher Keenan No moshing allowed (outside this specific spot).
What the...?? 0 Cockroach Moshing Has to Be the Dumbest Thing Ever March 29th, 2024 at 4:26pm Hesher Keenan Get off the floor, man!
What the...?? 0 This Dude Got Fired from a Band for Doing What with Estrogen?! February 26th, 2024 at 2:12pm Hesher Keenan Dude, what the hell!?
Tour de Force 0 The Callous Daoboys Combat Merch Cuts By Selling Sh*t Out of Their Trailer January 29th, 2024 at 9:00am Hesher Keenan That’s one way to get around a 47% cut.
News 0 Look Out, Weebs: HEALTH Has a ‘Waifu Dance Team’ in Their “Children of Sorrow” Video January 25th, 2024 at 11:03am Hesher Keenan The track features Lamb of God’s Willie Adler.
What the...?? 0 Varg Vikernes Praises Kanye West for Wearing a Burzum Shirt, World No Longer Makes Sense January 24th, 2024 at 3:50pm Hesher Keenan Didn’t have this on my 2024 bingo card…
News 0 Dream Theater’s Mike Portnoy Nearly Drummed for Nickelback January 9th, 2024 at 9:58am Hesher Keenan Who knows what would have been if this actually happened?
News 0 Jonathan Davis Held His Baby Boy in His Lap While Singing Korn’s Classic Song About F*cking January 5th, 2024 at 4:05pm Hesher Keenan Has to be one of the earliest vocal guest spots.
What the...?? 0 Cam Site Offers Queen $69,000 to Let Users Crank it to “Fat Bottomed Girls” During Streams September 1st, 2023 at 1:30pm Hesher Keenan Nice.
