Viral Vomit 100 HOW DOES THIS MASH-UP OF VAN HALEN’S “JUMP” AND JOHN LENNON’S “IMAGINE” WORK SO WELL?!? November 2nd, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Yeah, you read that right: some dude calling himself “Mighty […]
Viral Vomit 260 LULU PRE-RELEASE TRIBUTES AND FAKE PRE-PRO DEMOS > ACTUAL LULU October 20th, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg I know we’re already beating this Lulu thing to death, […]
Viral Vomit 150 BECAUSE MAKING FUN OF CRABCORE IS ALWAYS FUNNY October 18th, 2011 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Making fun Attack Attack! / crabcore is so 2008, but […]
Viral Vomit 390 THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH METAL, BUT IF YOU’RE AT ALL INTERESTED IN WOMEN YOU MAY WANNA TAKE A LOOK September 27th, 2011 at 3:30pm Kip Wingerschmidt My brother-in-blog Axl Whoazenberg occasionally posts about things he finds […]
Viral Vomit 120 HOW ABOUT SOME DEVIN TOWNSEND MUSIC PERFORMED ENTIRELY ON KAZOOS? August 24th, 2011 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein This needs no further explanation beyond this post’s headline. Perhaps […]
Viral Vomit 360 THE WORLD’S FIRST FEMALE DEATH METAL SINGER/SONGWRITER, CHRISTINA PERRI August 15th, 2011 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Here’s all that MetalSucks readers really need to know about […]
Viral Vomit 1 WE ARE SO TOTALLY HIRING MANOWAR TO PLAY OUR NEXT OFFICE PARTY August 4th, 2011 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Now-bankrupt metal blog Metal Inquisition hired Manowar to play their office […]
Music Dorkery 490 THIS 14-YEAR OLD KID CAN SHRED HIS BALLS OFF August 3rd, 2011 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein I realize that videos like this do nothing but give […]
Viral Vomit 190 LILY ALLEN VS. KILLSWITCH ENGAGE July 28th, 2011 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein What ever happened with that whole Howard Jones scandal? KsE, […]
Viral Vomit 30 TODAY’S PRO-RASSLIN’ FIX: HULKBREED June 24th, 2011 at 1:40pm Axl Rosenberg Alas, there won’t be a new installment of “Landphil Marathon” […]
Viral Vomit 860 Lady Gaga + Judas Priest = Lots of Angry Internet Nerds June 9th, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Last month our own Leyla Ford admitted to being a […]
Viral Vomit 80 THIS GIVES THE TERM “COOKIE MONSTER VOCALS” A WHOLE NEW MEANING June 7th, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg D’OH! Vince posted this back in 2009. Yep, we’ve now […]
Viral Vomit 120 TOWER OF GOPAL KICKSTART THEIR CAREER June 6th, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Last week we told you about Tower of Gopal, a […]
Viral Vomit 80 BTBAM DRUMMER BLAKE RICHARDSON IS ZEXY LIKE GEORGE MICHAEL June 6th, 2011 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Is George Michael’s “Careless Whisper” the new Rick Roll? This […]
Viral Vomit 460 HITLER REACTS TO MORBID ANGEL’S ILLUS DIVINUM INSANUS June 6th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg A few years ago there was this popular internet meme […]
Viral Vomit 310 WASHING MACHINE USURPS \\MAYTAG AS REIGNING KING OF APPLIANCECORE June 1st, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg The problem with \\Maytag, the “refrigerator drone metal” band, is […]
Viral Vomit 190 MUTINY WITHIN’S CHRIS CLANCY LOVES A WOMAN May 24th, 2011 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein We’re guessing any new Mutiny Within music isn’t gonna sound […]
Viral Vomit 610 ANY FANS OF TIM AND ERIC AWESOME SHOW, GREAT JOB! IN THE HOUSE? May 23rd, 2011 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Because I’m not. Well, I guess that’s not fair. I’m […]
Slave to the Grind 320 MOST RI-GODDAMN-MOTHERF*CKING-DICULOUS THING EVER OF THE DAY: ALL THE SONGS FROM NAPALM DEATH’S SCUM PLAYED SIMULTANEOUSLY May 12th, 2011 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg The below video collects the entirety of Napalm Death’s seminal […]
Cinemetal 240 A GAME OF THRONES GETS METAL May 4th, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg I haven’t been watching the HBO series adaptation of George […]
