Viral Vomit 0 POUR MESHUGGAH ON ME March 12th, 2012 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg I have three small complaints about the below video, which […]
Viral Vomit 0 YEP, THIS IS HOW YOU WRITE A RISECORE SONG, YOU BETCHA March 6th, 2012 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg The below Galactic Pegasus song is called “How to Get Signed […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 80 HERE’S A VIDEO OF A BUNCH OF SKI JUMP CRASHES SET TO IRON MAIDEN’S “FLIGHT OF ICARUS” February 24th, 2012 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg TRUTH IN ADVERTISING: Someone has, indeed, made a video of […]
Cinemetal 240 STAR WARS, EPISODE I: THE PHANTOM METAL February 9th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Tomorrow the Metallica of filmmakers, George Lucas, will re-release his […]
Viral Vomit 470 6-YEAR OLD JACOB’S FIRST METALCORE SONG February 9th, 2012 at 12:40pm Vince Neilstein Attempts by young children (or, really, their overbearing parents) to […]
Viral Vomit 230 KE$HA’S “TIK TOK” AND LAMB OF GOD’S “REDNECK” GO TOGETHER SURPRISINGLY WELL February 1st, 2012 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Mash-ups have obviously been done to death, but every now […]
Viral Vomit 50 SUFFOCATION’S FRANK MULLEN = KARAOKE CHAMP February 1st, 2012 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein When people ask why I believe in God* I say, […]
Viral Vomit 190 EIGHT YEAR OLD GIRLS PLAYING METAL ARE LIKE TOTALLY THE NEW “IT” THING January 25th, 2012 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Remember last week when eight year old Juliet released her […]
Viral Vomit 170 WHEN YOUR SNARE DRUM IS AN EMPTY BOTTLE OF MOTOR OIL, YOU’RE THIS KID AND YOU RULE January 19th, 2012 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein When your drum set consists of two bottles of motor […]
Viral Vomit 250 MUST-WATCH: EIGHT YEAR OLD JULIET’S VIDEO FOR “MY FIRST HARDCORE SONG” January 19th, 2012 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Not only is this pretty much the best thing I’ve […]
Viral Vomit 100 DYING FETUS’ “GROTESQUE IMPALEMENT”: THE RADIO DISNEY VERSION January 17th, 2012 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Like my good pal Axl, I’m kinda over it with […]
Viral Vomit 160 BAPTIZED IN BLOOD THINK LONDON, ONTARIO IS THE CITY OF OPPORTUNITY January 17th, 2012 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein It’s hard to believe that any city of reasonable size […]
Viral Vomit 140 FUTURE EX-MRS. ROSENBERG PERFORMING CARCASS’ “CORPORAL JIGSORE QUANDARY” ON PIANO MAKES MY HEART MELT January 5th, 2012 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Last month, Vince posted a video of a really, really […]
Viral Vomit 150 STARTING A DJENT BAND? WATCH THIS PRIMER FIRST. January 3rd, 2012 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein So, I guess 2011 was the year in which djent […]
Viral Vomit 400 FUTURE EX-MRS. NEILSTEIN PERFORMING MASTODON’S “OBLIVION” ON PIANO MAKES MY HEART MELT December 12th, 2011 at 3:20pm Vince Neilstein -VN Thanks: Andrew McCann
Viral Vomit 110 DECREPIT BIRTH’S DRUMMER SAMUS IS SEXY, AND HE KNOWS IT December 9th, 2011 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein It’s funny to me how modern pop music is basically […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 40 AMATEUR DRUM ACTION: KATATONIA’S “ONWARD INTO BATTLE” December 5th, 2011 at 10:30am Anso DF When I watch naked sex videos, I avoid the rough/gross […]
Viral Vomit 270 KATY PERRY HAS NEVER SOUNDED THIS GOOD December 2nd, 2011 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein This dude might not be as hot as Katy Perry, […]
Viral Vomit 220 NERDCORE: A METAL VERSION OF THE MUSIC FROM SKYRIM November 30th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg I haven’t played Skyrim, the latest installment in the Elder […]
