Viral Vomit 0 Here’s the Mister Rogers Theme as a Metal Track (You’re Welcome) March 4th, 2016 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus Sadly he doesn’t perform “You Are Special.”
Viral Vomit 0 Video: Metal Song with a Bass Made out of a Shovel February 23rd, 2016 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Rob Scallon does it again.
Viral Vomit 0 Bernie or Hillary? Find Out Where the Candidates Stand on All Things Metal February 5th, 2016 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Be informed. Compare them on the issues that matter.
Viral Vomit 0 Video: Decrepit Birth’s Samus Paulicelli Plays in the Style of Fourteen Influential Metal Drummers in Three Minutes January 26th, 2016 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Including Dave Lombardo, Danny Carey, Mike Portnoy, Chris Adler, “TOMMY!” (Lee), and more.
Viral Vomit 0 Watch This Dude Completely Lose His Shit At A Tool Show January 19th, 2016 at 4:00pm Emperor Rhombus And by ‘his shit,’ we mean ‘complete control of his upper body.’
Viral Vomit 0 This is What It Sounds Like When Periphery Drummer Matt Halpern Poops His Pants January 8th, 2016 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein This parody video is exceptional.
Viral Vomit 0 Most Metal Video Ever of the Day: Dude Shreds in a Preschool Classroom, Kiddie Mosh Pit Ensues December 18th, 2015 at 10:40am MetalSucks So ADORABLE yet so BRUTAL.
Viral Vomit 0 “Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy” Gone Metal December 7th, 2015 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein You’ve never heard the Tchaikovsky “Nutcracker” classic quite like this.
Viral Vomit 0 Video: President Barack Obama Sings Korn’s “Freak On a Leash” December 2nd, 2015 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Holy shit this is amazing.
Viral Vomit 0 Slayer Bob’s Annual Metal Christmas Lights Shows Are Here! November 24th, 2015 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein This year’s featured songs are by Slipknot and, um, Disturbed… but we promise both are worth watching!
Viral Vomit 0 Video: Italian Dude Turns Ten Metal Classics Into Rap Songs November 17th, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Includes re-imaginings of Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Metallica, and more.
Viral Vomit 0 When a Death Metal Band Follows You Everywhere, “Life Is Brutal” November 6th, 2015 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus “If there’s smegma/We can tell!”
Viral Vomit 0 Here’s Decrepit Birth Drummer Samus Paulicelli’s Judas Priest Spoof, “Taking a Dump” November 4th, 2015 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus Because hey, maybe nothing’s made you gag so far today.
Viral Vomit 0 Tonight, On A Very Special Full House of 1,000 Corpses… October 29th, 2015 at 11:30am Emperor Rhombus Everywhere you look, everywhere you go, Dr. Satan is brutally penetrating your skull with a surgical drill.
Viral Vomit 0 Clickbait Video of the Day: Lamb of God Halloween Parody October 19th, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg “This is a pumpkin carving demonstration…”
Viral Vomit 0 The Bernie Sanders Metal Meme is Here to Brighten Your Day October 15th, 2015 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Vote for Bernie Sanders for President. Vote for true heavy metal.
Viral Vomit 0 Turns Out Metal Songs Without Distortion are Just Surf Rock October 13th, 2015 at 11:30am Emperor Rhombus My friend “Misirlou.”
Viral Vomit 0 Man Finds Snake in His Amp, Rocks Him Out October 8th, 2015 at 12:30pm Emperor Rhombus “We are Snake Amp from Cleveland. We got shirts in the back.”
Viral Vomit 0 Silliest Video Ever of the Day: Dude with Cornrows Eats Corn While Listening to Korn September 25th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg How did it take oh so very many years for someone to think of this?
Viral Vomit 0 Video: Black Metal Busking in Prague September 17th, 2015 at 12:00pm MetalSucks What happens when Woods of Trees bring their ultimate grimness to the streets of Prague?
