Viral Vomit 0 Slayer Bob’s Annual Metal Christmas Lights Shows Are Here! November 24th, 2015 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein This year’s featured songs are by Slipknot and, um, Disturbed… but we promise both are worth watching!
Viral Vomit 0 Video: Italian Dude Turns Ten Metal Classics Into Rap Songs November 17th, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Includes re-imaginings of Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Metallica, and more.
Viral Vomit 0 When a Death Metal Band Follows You Everywhere, “Life Is Brutal” November 6th, 2015 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus “If there’s smegma/We can tell!”
Viral Vomit 0 Here’s Decrepit Birth Drummer Samus Paulicelli’s Judas Priest Spoof, “Taking a Dump” November 4th, 2015 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus Because hey, maybe nothing’s made you gag so far today.
Viral Vomit 0 Tonight, On A Very Special Full House of 1,000 Corpses… October 29th, 2015 at 11:30am Emperor Rhombus Everywhere you look, everywhere you go, Dr. Satan is brutally penetrating your skull with a surgical drill.
Viral Vomit 0 Clickbait Video of the Day: Lamb of God Halloween Parody October 19th, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg “This is a pumpkin carving demonstration…”
Viral Vomit 0 The Bernie Sanders Metal Meme is Here to Brighten Your Day October 15th, 2015 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Vote for Bernie Sanders for President. Vote for true heavy metal.
Viral Vomit 0 Turns Out Metal Songs Without Distortion are Just Surf Rock October 13th, 2015 at 11:30am Emperor Rhombus My friend “Misirlou.”
Viral Vomit 0 Man Finds Snake in His Amp, Rocks Him Out October 8th, 2015 at 12:30pm Emperor Rhombus “We are Snake Amp from Cleveland. We got shirts in the back.”
Viral Vomit 0 Silliest Video Ever of the Day: Dude with Cornrows Eats Corn While Listening to Korn September 25th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg How did it take oh so very many years for someone to think of this?
Viral Vomit 0 Video: Black Metal Busking in Prague September 17th, 2015 at 12:00pm MetalSucks What happens when Woods of Trees bring their ultimate grimness to the streets of Prague?
Viral Vomit 0 “How to Make Metalhead Friends” is the Funniest Video You’ll See All Week September 11th, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg It’s funny because it’s true.
Viral Vomit 0 And Now, Here’s a Video of an Adorable Pug Drumming to Metallica’s “Enter Sandman” September 8th, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Lars WISHES he were this cute.
Viral Vomit 0 Republican Presidential Hopeful Rick Santorum Embraces Dave Mustaine September 8th, 2015 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus …kinda.
Viral Vomit 0 New YouTube Video Game Asks the Age-Old Question: Does it Djent? September 8th, 2015 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein Rob Scallon is back with an epic conceptual YouTube videogame, “Choose Your Own Adveture”-style.
Viral Vomit 0 Video: Jared Dines Demonstrates the Effect Various Drugs Have on Drumming September 2nd, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Of all of Dines’ videos to date, this one may be closest to my heart.
Viral Vomit 0 Listen: Every Periphery Song Played at Once September 1st, 2015 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Sounds like… Portal?
MSTV 0 Watch: A Hand-Farted Parody of Slayer’s “Raining Blood”… “Shitting Mud” August 31st, 2015 at 5:00pm MetalSucks World-famous hand-farter Guy First returns with his latest — and grossest — video to date.
Viral Vomit 0 Video: Man Asks Republican Presidential Candidate Rick Perry Which Metallica Album is His Favorite August 19th, 2015 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Suggests Perry should start with Load and Reload.
Viral Vomit 0 Video Exclusive: World Famous Hand-Farter Guy First Hand-Farts Dark Tranquillity Songs with Frontman Mikael Stanne August 6th, 2015 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Which Dark Tranquillity songs can the hand-farter perform?
