Viral Vomit 0 If Type O Negative Wrote Metallica’s “The Unforgiven,” It Would Sound Like This December 9th, 2020 at 9:42am Axl Rosenberg You can’t go out because your feelings are showing.
Viral Vomit 0 Creepy Televangelist Kenneth “Ha Ha Ha” Copeland Gets a THIRD Metal Song December 8th, 2020 at 11:12am Axl Rosenberg YouTuber Andre Antunes is really milking this thing. Good for him!
Viral Vomit 0 Creepy Televangelist Kenneth “Ha Ha Ha” Copeland Gets a Second Metal Song December 2nd, 2020 at 12:33pm Axl Rosenberg This one, based around the 83-year-old “executing judgment” on COVID-19, is even better than the first.
Viral Vomit 0 Breaking: 66Samus Has Made Music Using Hundreds of Farts Sent in By His Fans December 2nd, 2020 at 10:22am Vince Neilstein Samus asked for farts to use as samples on his new keyboard. The internet delivered!
Viral Vomit 0 Mash-up: Metallica Meet Stevie Wonder for “Wishmaster” December 1st, 2020 at 2:27pm Axl Rosenberg Also includes Will Smith and “Macho Man” Randy Savage.
Viral Vomit 0 The Meshuggah Workout November 25th, 2020 at 12:07pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s a great way to work off those Thanksgiving calories.
Viral Vomit 0 Here’s a Metal Song With Creepy Vocals by Televangelist Kenneth “HA HA HA” Copeland November 23rd, 2020 at 3:27pm Axl Rosenberg [shivers]
Viral Vomit 0 Video: President-Elect Joe Biden Sings Metallica’s “King Nothing” November 23rd, 2020 at 10:13am Axl Rosenberg An appropriate selection given Donald Trump’s behavior.
Viral Vomit 0 Karencore: Finally, Angry Middle-Aged White Women Have a Metal Genre of Their Own November 18th, 2020 at 10:27am Axl Rosenberg A YouTuber has set several videos of “Karens” to metal music.
Viral Vomit 0 Here’s a Mash-up of Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, and Wham! November 18th, 2020 at 9:53am Axl Rosenberg Another confoundingly catchy amalgamation from DJ Cummerbund.
Viral Vomit 0 If Type O Negative Wrote Metallica’s “Master of Puppets,” It Would Sound Like This November 17th, 2020 at 3:26pm Axl Rosenberg It’s spot-on.
Viral Vomit 0 Here’s a Mandalorian-Themed Guns N’ Roses Cover November 9th, 2020 at 2:15pm Axl Rosenberg Baby Yoda as Slash = adorable.
Viral Vomit 0 Video: The ‘BBQ, Beer, Freedom’ Guy’s Rant Turned Into a Hardcore Song November 6th, 2020 at 8:52am Axl Rosenberg The eloquent, stirring words of the election’s true star get set to mosh-worthy music.
Viral Vomit 0 Listen: Metallica’s “For Whom the Bell Tolls” But It’s “All I Want for Christmas is You” by Mariah Carey November 2nd, 2020 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg It’s not too soon to start celebrating Christmas, is it?
Viral Vomit 0 Listen: Metallica’s “So What?” in the Style of S&M2 October 24th, 2020 at 12:32pm MetalSucks The Anti-Nowhere League classic has never sounded so majestic.
Viral Vomit 0 Tommy Lee’s Wife Just Ruined His Rolls-Royce October 12th, 2020 at 5:26pm Vince Neilstein Is this real or is Tommy in on the prank?
Viral Vomit 0 Listen to Lady Gaga Front Linkin Park October 8th, 2020 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Check out a sweet mash-up of “Faint” and “Just Dance.”
Viral Vomit 0 Watch: 10-Year-Old Faces Dave Grohl in a Drum Battle! September 5th, 2020 at 10:01am MetalSucks She covered “Everlong” and “Dead End Friends,” and Grohl eventually conceded defeat.
Viral Vomit 0 This Is the Single Greatest Metallica Bass Cover of All Time August 24th, 2020 at 10:19am Axl Rosenberg Dear Metallica, please fire Rob and hire this dude instead.
Viral Vomit 0 Genius Hero Makes Kerry King Thumb Puppet, Wins the Internet August 20th, 2020 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Whoever made this video deserves all the money, drugs, and sex they can handle.
