The Webernets 0 More Metal Missed Connections: Faith No More and Mastodon May 20th, 2015 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Won’t you help these lovebirds find their mates?
The Webernets 0 Having Trouble Coming Up With a Cool Name for Your Metal Band? Try the Heavy Metal Band Name Generator! May 18th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Why do any thinking when a computer can do it for you?
The Webernets 0 Metallica’s “Battery” Gets the Banjo Treatment May 11th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Still more metal than Load.
Defending Danzig 0 Do You Like This Same Picture Of Glenn Danzig, Every Day? May 8th, 2015 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus Then have we got a Facebook page for you!
Metal Mysteries 0 Lamb of God Launch New Website Counting Down to… Something May 5th, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s a fun mystery for you junior sleuths to try and solve.
The Webernets 0 Chuck Billy Doesn’t Know How Reddit Works April 28th, 2015 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus IE that it’s run by a ridiculous cadre of trolls and assholes.
The Webernets 0 Today in Metallica: Kirk Hammett Plays with Meshuggah Live, Stone Sour Cover “Creeping Death” April 14th, 2015 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Because people love Metallica.
The Webernets 0 Flowchart: Should You be in a Band? April 2nd, 2015 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein If you love being smelly, broke, exhausted and without any meaningful personal relationships, yes!
The Webernets 0 Pizzasupremebeing is Your New Favorite Instagram Account April 1st, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Because we all know that pizza and metal go together like… well… pizza and metal!
The Webernets 0 Looking Back at the New Wave of American Heavy Metal, 10 Years Later March 11th, 2015 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Read this very important editorial by Metal Injection’s Drew Zalucky.
The Webernets 0 Here are Some Metal Covers of Die Antwoord, ‘Cause Why Not? March 10th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Some of these really work! Some of these really do not.
The Webernets 0 The Best Damned Vocal Covers of System of a Down, Marilyn Manson, Rob Zombie and Evanescence Ever Ever EVER February 25th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Videos like these one me think that there just might a God after all.
The Webernets 0 Slipknot! Masks! Woo! February 23rd, 2015 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Do Slipknot make your nethers tingle? Then get in here! Others need not apply.
The Webernets 0 Watch Members of Revocation, Misery Signals, Hivesmasher and More Play “F*ck Marry Kill: Mayhem, Burzum, and Cradle of Filth” February 20th, 2015 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Got all that?
The Webernets 0 “What I Learned from Growing Up Nu Metal in British Suburbia” February 16th, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Vice’s Kate Hutchinson on the ins and outs of hating your parents, dressing like an idiot, and making out with dudes with braided beards.
The Webernets 0 Best Craigslist Ad Ever of the Day: “If Your Favorite Band is Black Sabbath, I Can’t Sell this Guitar to You” February 12th, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg “THIS GUITAR WILL NOT PLAY DOOM METAL.”
The Webernets 0 And the Cutest Boys in Metal 2015 are…. February 10th, 2015 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Finally, an outlet for us men!
The Webernets 0 Video: Revocation Drummer Interviews His Parents February 6th, 2015 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Because parents of metal dudes are never not funny.
The Webernets 0 Napalm Death Fan’s Craigslist Missed Connection Ad Further Proves That Grindcore is the Most Romantic Genre in Metal February 4th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg “You were the fine looking girl, raging during Napalm Death last night when you happened to sh*t yourself in the pit.”
The Webernets 0 How To Get Laid By Playing in a Band February 4th, 2015 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Spoiler alert: don’t be in a metal band.
