Satanic Science 0 Newly Discovered Deep-Sea Crustacean Named in Honor of Metallica February 27th, 2020 at 4:41pm Axl Rosenberg Meet Macrostylis metallicola, a half-inch-long crustacean that lives 2.5 miles below the surface of the ocean.
Satanic Science 0 New Study Says Killswitch Engage Are the Hardest Working Band in Metal November 27th, 2019 at 12:53pm Axl Rosenberg The Institute of Contemporary Music Performance analyzed a bunch of factors and decided all other metal bands are lazy assholes.
Satanic Science 0 New Study Claims You Shouldn’t Listen to Metal While Driving May 31st, 2019 at 12:36pm Axl Rosenberg Metal “could cause motorists to lose their cool behind the wheel,” according to the study.
Satanic Science 0 Shocking New Study Reveals That Many Metal Fans Like Drugs and Alcohol December 19th, 2018 at 3:32pm Axl Rosenberg A new study by the website drugabuse.com claims a lot of us are getting fucked up at shows.
