Reviews 200 AMON AMARTH YET AGAIN JUSTIFY THEIR RIDICULOUSNESS ON TWILIGHT OF THE THUNDER GOD September 24th, 2008 at 3:03pm Sammy O'Hagar In theory, Amon Amarth are worth loathing: they’re thematically about […]
Reviews 320 SKIP METALLICA, PROCEED DIRECTLY TO METAL CHURCH September 23rd, 2008 at 1:30pm Corey Mitchell There has been a veritable smorgasbord of Old Fart-approved albums […]
Reviews 70 ANIMA’S THE DAILY GRIND; COMPETENTLY GOING WHERE MANY DEATHCORE MEN HAVE GONE BEFORE September 22nd, 2008 at 2:34pm MetalSucks I recently ran into a guy with whom I used […]
Reviews 30 ADAI’S …I CARRY SHOWS DOOMY PROMISE September 17th, 2008 at 3:05pm MetalSucks Between soaring inflation and a lagging economy, jobs disappearing and […]
Reviews 110 ENSLAVED’S VERTEBRAE: THE SOUND OF A BAND AT THE TOP OF THEIR GAME September 17th, 2008 at 10:44am Sammy O'Hagar Enslaved have arguably aged the best when considering the first […]
Reviews 120 ALL SHALL PERISH’S AWAKEN THE DREAMERS: STILL BRUTAL, EVEN IF IT’S LESS BR00TAL September 16th, 2008 at 12:15pm Axl Rosenberg As you’ve probably heard, All Shall Perish’s new album, Awaken […]
Reviews 60 THE INCURABLE TRAGEDY: INTO ETERNITY ARE EXACTLY WHERE YOU LEFT THEM September 16th, 2008 at 11:21am MetalSucks Last week, a bunch of self-satisfied millionaires released an album […]
Reviews 330 METALLICA’S DEATH MAGNETIC (VINCE NEILSTEIN’S TAKE) September 11th, 2008 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Metallica will never write Master of Puppets or anything like […]
Reviews 150 METALLICA’S DEATH MAGNETIC (AXL ROSENBERG’S TAKE) September 11th, 2008 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg For seven glorious minutes and eight fantastic seconds, I thought […]
Reviews 300 METALLICA’S DEATH MAGNETIC (DALLAS COYLE’S TAKE) September 11th, 2008 at 2:00pm MetalSucks I don’t know about all of you, but Metallica has […]
Reviews 1150 METALLICA’S DEATH MAGNETIC (THE OLD FART’S TAKE) September 11th, 2008 at 1:30pm Corey Mitchell If anyone around here has the right to dissect Metallica, […]
Ask Anton OyVey 30 METALLICA’S DEATH MAGNETIC (ANTON OYVEY’S TAKE) September 11th, 2008 at 12:30pm MetalSucks MUSIC: Tastes Great LYRICS: Less Filling (3 out of 5 […]
Reviews 330 METALLICA’S DEATH MAGNETIC (DAVID BEE ROTH’S TAKE) September 11th, 2008 at 12:00pm MetalSucks It’s bad. The new Metallica album is bad. Let me […]
Reviews 8590 METALLICA’S DEATH MAGNETIC (CHRISTOPHER RODDY’S TAKE) September 11th, 2008 at 11:00am MetalSucks When considering their latest album, it’s important to bear in […]
Reviews 8460 METALLICA’S DEATH MAGNETIC (SAMMY O’HAGAR’S TAKE) September 11th, 2008 at 10:12am Sammy O'Hagar With Death Magnetic, Metallica’s latest attempt at getting back into […]
Reviews 340 SHINEDOWN DEVOUR THE REST OF THE PACK WITH THE SOUND OF MADNESS September 10th, 2008 at 3:05pm Vince Neilstein If you’re br00taler than br00tal, stop reading this review right […]
Reviews 300 BLEEDING THROUGH DECLARE “WE’RE STILL NOT VERY GOOD” ON DECLARATION September 8th, 2008 at 1:00pm Sammy O'Hagar “Finnis Fatalis Spei,” the opening of Bleeding Through’s latest, Declaration, […]
Reviews 140 SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY’S INTERVALS: BAND WITH FUNNY NAME PLAYS SOME SERIOUS SH*T September 5th, 2008 at 12:12pm Sammy O'Hagar When pimply fat dudes handed the keys to grindcore over […]
Reviews 220 DAVID BEE ROTH BEGRUDGINGLY ADMITS: THE NEW UNDEROATH ALBUM IS PRETTY GOOD September 2nd, 2008 at 2:33pm MetalSucks I will be the first to admit that Underoath are […]
Reviews 8390 KRALLICE PLAY BOTH SIDES OF THE BLACK METAL SPECTRUM ON THEIR DEBUT August 26th, 2008 at 1:01pm Sammy O'Hagar Though black metal is typically associated with the cold and […]
