Reviews 570 AGORAPHOBIC NOSEBLEED FINALLY RECORD AN ALBUM BETTER THAN THEIR NAME May 6th, 2009 at 1:00pm Satan Rosenbloom Given his godly tenure with Pig Destroyer, I’d never question […]
Reviews 100 BELIEVER TEST YOUR FAITH WITH GABRIEL May 1st, 2009 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Now it seems to me that Believer have done it […]
Reviews 70 BURNING HUMAN’S RESURRECTION THROUGH FIRE: A HIGHLY ANTICIPATED DEBUT THAT ACTUALLY IS HIGHLY ANTICIPATED May 1st, 2009 at 12:00pm MetalSucks There are a few phrases that tweak the highly attuned […]
Reviews 390 LACUNA COIL SHALLOW, LIVELY ON ‘SHALLOW LIFE’ April 29th, 2009 at 1:00pm Anso DF Lacuna Coil makes it easy for haters. For one thing, […]
Reviews 150 THE KIDS ARE ALRIGHT, FOR NOW April 28th, 2009 at 2:00pm Sammy O'Hagar Say what you will about Victory Records – and chances […]
Reviews 90 STILL DON’T SEE NO BEER: TESTAMENT IN EINDHOVEN 1987 April 23rd, 2009 at 3:00pm Anso DF If the world were fair, the guys in Testament would […]
Reviews 70 PASSIONDALE: GOD DETHRONED AREN’T QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT April 23rd, 2009 at 1:00pm Sammy O'Hagar God Dethroned’s decision to base their latest album, Passiondale, on […]
Reviews 760 A REALLY LONG REVIEW OF CHIMAIRA’S THE INFECTION April 21st, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Chimaira have never made the same exact album twice, so […]
Reviews 110 ANOTHER DAY HAS PASSED AND YOU STILL HAVEN’T HEARD GOES CUBE? April 20th, 2009 at 12:00pm Satan Rosenbloom I’ve never had the privilege of seeing Goes Cube in […]
Reviews 120 DÅÅTH ANNOUNCE THEMSELVES AS A MAJOR PRESENCE WITH THE CONCEALERS April 17th, 2009 at 10:01am Axl Rosenberg Dååth’s The Concealers opens quickly and without mercy: a four-count […]
Reviews 30 NADJA COVER SLAYER, I COVER MY EARS April 6th, 2009 at 11:15am Satan Rosenbloom In 2008, Canadian dronemeisters Nadja released 14 singles, splits, EPs, […]
Reviews 200 ISIS RETURN WITH CONFUSING RESULTS ON “WAVERING RADIANT” April 2nd, 2009 at 1:00pm Sammy O'Hagar The stuttering riff that opens both “Hall of the Dead” […]
Reviews 90 MALEFICE’S DAWN OF REPRISAL: AN EVIL DEED THAT’S GOOD FOR YOUR iPOD March 25th, 2009 at 1:02pm Vince Neilstein Metal band names are funny. I mean, sooner or later […]
Reviews 40 GATHER SCATTER: ONE MILLIONS FAN CAN’T BE WRONG March 24th, 2009 at 10:04am Satan Rosenbloom Aaron Turner. Mike Patton. Guy Kozowyk. Steve Austin. Greg Anderson. […]
Reviews 130 I KILLED THE PROM QUEEN MANAGE TO SCREW OVER THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT LIKE THEM ON SLEEPLESS NIGHTS AND CITY LIGHTS March 23rd, 2009 at 3:31pm Sammy O'Hagar Oh, I Killed the Prom Queen… Was there ever a […]
Reviews 340 CORPUS CHRISTI’S THE DARKER SHADE OF WHITE: JESUS WOULD RIFF HARDER March 23rd, 2009 at 12:00pm MetalSucks Based on the band name and album title, I wasn’t […]
Reviews 40 INTO THE MOAT SET OUT TO MAKE YOU REGRET THAT YOU FORGOT THEY EXISTED ON THE CAMPAIGN March 19th, 2009 at 11:00am Sammy O'Hagar Into the Moat’s 2005 debut The Design knocked many on […]
Reviews 130 KARL SANDERS’ SAURIAN EXORCISMS IS NILE WITHOUT THE METAL March 12th, 2009 at 12:00pm MetalSucks Q: What’s the heaviest part about Nile? A: Karl Sanders […]
Reviews 50 RAZOR OF OCCAM’S PROBLEM MAY BE A GOOD PROBLEM TO HAVE March 11th, 2009 at 10:00am Sammy O'Hagar The problems most people have with black metal – shitty […]
Reviews 80 RED FANG: BETTER THAN NATTY ICE? March 9th, 2009 at 12:00pm Satan Rosenbloom Not to pat ourselves on the hairy back, but MetalSucks […]
