Reviews 760 A REALLY LONG REVIEW OF CHIMAIRA’S THE INFECTION April 21st, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Chimaira have never made the same exact album twice, so […]
Reviews 110 ANOTHER DAY HAS PASSED AND YOU STILL HAVEN’T HEARD GOES CUBE? April 20th, 2009 at 12:00pm Satan Rosenbloom I’ve never had the privilege of seeing Goes Cube in […]
Reviews 120 DÅÅTH ANNOUNCE THEMSELVES AS A MAJOR PRESENCE WITH THE CONCEALERS April 17th, 2009 at 10:01am Axl Rosenberg Dååth’s The Concealers opens quickly and without mercy: a four-count […]
Reviews 30 NADJA COVER SLAYER, I COVER MY EARS April 6th, 2009 at 11:15am Satan Rosenbloom In 2008, Canadian dronemeisters Nadja released 14 singles, splits, EPs, […]
Reviews 200 ISIS RETURN WITH CONFUSING RESULTS ON “WAVERING RADIANT” April 2nd, 2009 at 1:00pm Sammy O'Hagar The stuttering riff that opens both “Hall of the Dead” […]
Reviews 90 MALEFICE’S DAWN OF REPRISAL: AN EVIL DEED THAT’S GOOD FOR YOUR iPOD March 25th, 2009 at 1:02pm Vince Neilstein Metal band names are funny. I mean, sooner or later […]
Reviews 40 GATHER SCATTER: ONE MILLIONS FAN CAN’T BE WRONG March 24th, 2009 at 10:04am Satan Rosenbloom Aaron Turner. Mike Patton. Guy Kozowyk. Steve Austin. Greg Anderson. […]
Reviews 130 I KILLED THE PROM QUEEN MANAGE TO SCREW OVER THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT LIKE THEM ON SLEEPLESS NIGHTS AND CITY LIGHTS March 23rd, 2009 at 3:31pm Sammy O'Hagar Oh, I Killed the Prom Queen… Was there ever a […]
Reviews 340 CORPUS CHRISTI’S THE DARKER SHADE OF WHITE: JESUS WOULD RIFF HARDER March 23rd, 2009 at 12:00pm MetalSucks Based on the band name and album title, I wasn’t […]
Reviews 40 INTO THE MOAT SET OUT TO MAKE YOU REGRET THAT YOU FORGOT THEY EXISTED ON THE CAMPAIGN March 19th, 2009 at 11:00am Sammy O'Hagar Into the Moat’s 2005 debut The Design knocked many on […]
Reviews 130 KARL SANDERS’ SAURIAN EXORCISMS IS NILE WITHOUT THE METAL March 12th, 2009 at 12:00pm MetalSucks Q: What’s the heaviest part about Nile? A: Karl Sanders […]
Reviews 50 RAZOR OF OCCAM’S PROBLEM MAY BE A GOOD PROBLEM TO HAVE March 11th, 2009 at 10:00am Sammy O'Hagar The problems most people have with black metal – shitty […]
Reviews 80 RED FANG: BETTER THAN NATTY ICE? March 9th, 2009 at 12:00pm Satan Rosenbloom Not to pat ourselves on the hairy back, but MetalSucks […]
Reviews 110 METAL HAIKU REVIEWS March 5th, 2009 at 10:20am Axl Rosenberg CENTARUS-A, SIDE EFFECTS EXPECTED Death metal that is technical, infectious, […]
Reviews 110 HATESPHERE EXPLORE MELODIC DEATH METAL MEDIOCRITY ON TO THE NINES March 4th, 2009 at 12:30pm Sammy O'Hagar Somehow sandwiched between twin elders Sweden and Norway and spry […]
Reviews 80 WOLVES IN THE THRONE ROOM MAKE YOU WEATHER THE STORM ON BLACK CASCADE March 4th, 2009 at 10:29am MetalSucks The new millennium has signaled the transformation of American black […]
Reviews 620 ABACABB SUCK. AND I DON’T MEAN “SUCK” IN A TONGUE-IN-CHEEK WAY, LIKE WE DO WITH THE NAME OF THIS SITE. I MEAN THE BAND IS REALLY BAD. March 3rd, 2009 at 3:15pm Axl Rosenberg If you like Oceano or have no particular problem with […]
Reviews 140 SHOULD YOU BUY THIS ALBUM? ABSU-F*CKING-LUTELY. February 27th, 2009 at 2:00pm Satan Rosenbloom In a just future, heavy metal will be exalted not […]
Reviews 120 NASHVILLE PUSSY: THEY NEVER SAID DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME February 27th, 2009 at 12:00pm Anso DF Years ago, high-speed southern rockers Nashville Pussy almost made me […]
Reviews 570 GOD FORBID SET CAREER HIGH WATERMARK WITH EARTHSBLOOD: THE OFFICIAL METALSUCKS REVIEW February 25th, 2009 at 3:34pm Vince Neilstein There comes a time in the career of every mega-successful […]
