Reviews 50 THE CURIOUS CASE OF TREVOR DUNN: A REVIEW OF MADLOVE’S WHITE WITH FOAM September 1st, 2009 at 1:30pm Gary Suarez I suspect that, save for the weirdos and closeted avant-jazz […]
Reviews 130 CHURCH OF MISERY’S HOUSES OF THE UNHOLY: BLOODSOAKED JAMS FROM THE LAND OF THE RISING SUN September 1st, 2009 at 10:30am Satan Rosenbloom If Church of Misery stick around long enough, there is […]
Reviews 220 MUNICIPAL WASTE’S MASSIVE AGGRESSIVE: BECAUSE THRASH WASN’T JUST INVENTED… YOU JUST WEREN’T BORN YET August 31st, 2009 at 3:30pm MetalSucks At this point in time, unless you’ve lived in a […]
Reviews 260 GARY’S THREE-WORD ALBUM REVIEWS: THE ASCENDICATE’S TO DIE AS KINGS August 26th, 2009 at 11:01am Gary Suarez Slipknots For Jesus. (2 ½ out of 5 horns) -GS […]
Reviews 80 SKYFIRE IMPRESS AND ANNOY IN JUST THE RIGHT RATIOS ON ESOTERIC August 25th, 2009 at 3:00pm Sammy O'Hagar Metal faithful, perhaps you can explain to me how a […]
Reviews 400 COREY’S TWO-WORD ALBUM REVIEWS: ARKAEA’S YEARS IN THE DARKNESS August 21st, 2009 at 12:00pm Corey Mitchell Extreme-kin Park. (two out of five horns) [Corey Mitchell (AKA […]
Reviews 450 COREY’S TWO-WORD ALBUM REVIEWS: EYES SET TO KILL’S THE WORLD OUTSIDE August 21st, 2009 at 10:00am Corey Mitchell Kittie Porn. (3 out of 5 horns) [Corey Mitchell (AKA […]
Reviews 140 PISS YOUR JEANS SAY YEAH August 20th, 2009 at 4:30pm Gary Suarez Punk is the domain of youth. Over the years its […]
Reviews 190 BURNT BY THE SUN DO NOT GO GENTLE INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT ON THEIR VICIOUS SWAN SONG HEART OF DARKNESS August 17th, 2009 at 12:00pm Sammy O'Hagar They don’t make bands like Burnt by the Sun anymore: […]
Reviews 630 WINDS OF PLAGUE’S THE GREAT STONE WAR: TWO GUYS, A GIRL, AND A PASSABLE METALCORE August 11th, 2009 at 3:00pm Sammy O'Hagar In an episode of The Cosby Show, perhaps one of […]
Reviews 200 NO JACKASSERY FROM ASSJACK August 6th, 2009 at 2:00pm Gary Suarez Boasting a resume that features members of Pantera more prominently […]
Reviews 70 DYSRHYTHMIA’S PSYCHIC MAPS: SIX DEGREES OF AWESOME August 4th, 2009 at 11:00am Satan Rosenbloom Dysrhythmia are the Kevin Bacon of metal. The band’s connected […]
Reviews 130 VOIVOD GO OUT IN RELIABLE FASHION ON INFINI July 29th, 2009 at 9:57am Sammy O'Hagar So, there are two ways I can approach this review: […]
Reviews 250 CLUTCH STAY THE COURSE WITH STRANGE COUSINS July 23rd, 2009 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Clutch fans have become somewhat accustomed to expecting the unexpected […]
Reviews 80 NOVEMBERS DOOM COMPOUND A SUMMER OF MISERABLE WEATHER INTO AN HOUR OF DEATH/DOOM ON INTO NIGHT’S REQUIEM INFERNAL July 21st, 2009 at 1:00pm Sammy O'Hagar It takes a lot of balls to put the music […]
Reviews 180 MAGRUDER “GRIND” JUST DOESN’T DO IT JUSTICE July 21st, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Magrudergrind derive their name from a D.C. housing project where […]
Reviews 140 HE IS LEGEND’S PRETTY HATES MACHINE July 20th, 2009 at 1:00pm Anso DF With the help of a time machine, I want to […]
Reviews 430 DIVINE HERESY SUCK ONLY AS MUCH AS YOU THINK ON BRINGER OF PLAGUES July 16th, 2009 at 3:00pm Sammy O'Hagar Divine Heresy get a lot of somewhat undeserved hate: calling […]
Reviews 650 DREAM THEATER’S BLACK CLOUDS & SILVER LININGS IS STOCK DREAM THEATER July 13th, 2009 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Most Dream Theater fans consider the band’s peak to have […]
Reviews 140 WARBRINGER DO SH*T RIGHT ON WAKING INTO NIGHTMARES July 9th, 2009 at 12:00pm Anso DF When people talk about neo-thrash bands like Warbringer, their words […]
