Reviews 400 OWEN HART’S EARTH CONTROL WILL DROP YOU 78 FEET FROM A HARNESS January 10th, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to get your face fucked right […]
Freeloader 20 FREELOADER: MORTIFEROUS SCORN’S MASOCHISTIC THERAPY January 5th, 2011 at 1:30pm Satan Rosenbloom Welcome to the latest edition of “Freeloader,” in which we […]
Reviews 840 A SOMEWHAT OVERDUE REVIEW OF AFTER THE BURIAL’S IN DREAMS December 14th, 2010 at 12:40pm Vince Neilstein Longtime reader Brian Bode pointed out that we haven’t yet […]
Freeloader 1 FREELOADER: THE UNRAVELLING’S 13 ARCANE HYMNS December 6th, 2010 at 3:00pm Satan Rosenbloom Welcome to the latest edition of “Freeloader” in which we […]
Reviews 320 WELCOME TO HELL: DEATHSPELL OMEGA’S BRILLIANT PARACLETUS December 2nd, 2010 at 1:00pm Sammy O'Hagar Boundaries weren’t made for bands like Deathspell Omega. That may […]
Reviews 160 WE LOVE THE STENCH OF NEKROGOBLIKON December 1st, 2010 at 2:00pm Dave Mustein It’s been over four years since Nekrogoblikon‘s Goblin Island came out. […]
Reviews 140 DOOMBOX: GRAF ORLOCK’S SHORT, SWEET NEW EP November 24th, 2010 at 12:00pm Sammy O'Hagar I dare you not to like Doombox, the new Graf […]
Reviews 410 ELECTRIC WIZARD’S IMPRESSIVE ELECTRIC WIZARDRY IN TOP FORM ON NEW ELECTRIC WIZARD ALBUM, BLACK MASSES November 19th, 2010 at 2:30pm Sammy O'Hagar The issue with Electric Wizard’s 2000 classic Dopethrone was that […]
Reviews 70 BLEEDER’S DIGEST: QUICKIE REVIEWS OF FIRST BLOOD AND KILLING THE DREAM November 19th, 2010 at 12:00pm Gary Suarez Killing The Dream, Lucky Me Is that a violin I […]
Reviews 90 BETTER LATE THAN NEVER: RIMFROST’S VERALDAR NAGLI ISN’T IN THE CROCKPOT, BUT IT SHOULD BE ON YOUR IPOD November 18th, 2010 at 2:30pm MetalSucks If you were to ditch the corpsepaint, goofy poses, and […]
Reviews 1 RIOTGOD ROCK, EVEN IF THEY DON’T BREAK THE MOLD November 17th, 2010 at 3:00pm MetalSucks With under two months to go before 2010 hits the […]
Reviews 50 PINE/CROSS DOVER: MASTERS OF REALITY’S GLORIOUS NOISE November 11th, 2010 at 12:00pm Sammy O'Hagar It takes condor egg-sized balls to name your band Masters […]
Freeloader 120 FREELOADER: COLOMBIAN NECKTIE’S DEMO November 10th, 2010 at 2:30pm Satan Rosenbloom Welcome to the latest edition of “Freeloader” in which we […]
Book Reviews 1060 MEAT IS FOR PUSSIES: LEARNING ABOUT HEALTH FROM A DUDE NAMED “BLOODCLOT” October 27th, 2010 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Anyone who has survived a live Cro-Mags show can presume […]
Reviews 330 KYLESA’S FORESEEABLY EXCELLENT SPIRAL SHADOW October 26th, 2010 at 12:00pm Sammy O'Hagar Vince, you ignorant slut. There are tons of bands that […]
Freeloader 130 FREELOADER: BRENT A. PETRIE’S VARY US, ARTIST October 22nd, 2010 at 3:00pm Satan Rosenbloom Welcome to the latest edition of “Freeloader” in which we […]
Reviews 150 KRIEG’S THE ISOLATIONIST: GOD BLESS THE USA October 21st, 2010 at 1:00pm Sammy O'Hagar Krieg are the odd man out in the USBM spectrum. […]
Reviews 350 BETTER LATE THAN NEVER: A REVIEW OF CEPHALIC CARNAGE’S MISLED BY CERTAINTY October 19th, 2010 at 3:30pm Dave Mustein I first got into Cephalic Carnage because of the metalcore parody […]
Reviews 60 BEYOND JOEY LAWRENCE: WOE’S QUIETLY, UNDRAMATICALLY October 14th, 2010 at 1:30pm Sammy O'Hagar It takes balls to name your album Quietly, Undramatically. You […]
Reviews 120 DWARR’S ANIMALS REISSUE OFFERS PSYCHEDLIC INTROSPECTION October 13th, 2010 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Back in the ‘80s, they clogged the racks of nearly […]
