Punishing Pictorials 0 Star Wars Day Gets Metal May 4th, 2015 at 3:30pm MetalSucks May the fourth be with you!
Punishing Pictorials 0 Unlikely Endorsement Deals for Metal Musicians April 8th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks
Punishing Pictorials 0 Popular Metal Albums with Clickbait Titles April 3rd, 2015 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Covers of albums by Metallica, Megadeth, Slipknot, The Dillinger Escape Plan, and more get re-imagined to be particularly well-suited to the internet era.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Life Advice from Septicflesh’s Spiros “Seth Siro Anton” Antoniou: “Keep Your Chin Up!” April 1st, 2015 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Doesn’t he get neck cramps???
Punishing Pictorials 0 Metal Lyrics Re-Adjusted for Senior Citizens March 17th, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Because you can’t be the youth gone wild forever…
Punishing Pictorials 0 Forty-One Metal and Hard Rock Albums That Will Be Ten-Years-Old in 2015 December 19th, 2014 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Fuck, we’re old.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Thirty-Three Metal and Hard Rock Albums That Will Be Twenty-Years-Old in 2015 December 17th, 2014 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Get ready to feel either really old or really young.
Punishing Pictorials 0 More Motivational Posters Based on Metal Lyrics November 13th, 2014 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Lyrics by Opeth, Behemoth, Death, Rage Against the Machine and more never felt so inspiring!
Greatest Hits 0 Photos of Metal Musicians When They Were Kids November 13th, 2014 at 11:30am MetalSucks Featuring members of Metallica, Megadeth, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, and more.
Cinemetal 0 Metal Goes to the Movies, Fall/Winter 2014 Edition November 7th, 2014 at 2:00pm MetalSucks What if this season’s biggest movies starred BTBAM, Ghost, and Metallica?
Punishing Pictorials 0 If Everything Goes Well, We Might Be Showin’ You Our Metal O Face August 29th, 2014 at 3:20pm MetalSucks Also known as “heavy metal vinegar strokes.”
Punishing Pictorials 0 …And We Conclude Our Hump Day With Photos of Celebrities as Juggalos June 25th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This post is about exactly what you think it’s about.
Cinemetal 0 Ben Affleck Sad Batman Meme Goes Metal May 14th, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Holy depression, Batman!
Punishing Pictorials 0 Portraits of Metal Musicians Before They Hated Each Other March 13th, 2014 at 3:15pm MetalSucks Why can’t we be friends?
Punishing Pictorials 0 The 33 Most Metal Photobombs of All Time January 27th, 2014 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Smile and say “HAIL SATAN!”
