Punishing Pictorials 0 If Metal Bands Were Food Products January 12th, 2016 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Yummy.
Greatest Hits 0 Thirty of the Worst Heavy Metal Album Covers of All Time January 7th, 2016 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Includes albums by Iron Maiden, Pantera, Stryper, and more.
Punishing Pictorials 0 What if These Metal Albums Existed in the World of Star Wars? December 10th, 2015 at 2:40pm MetalSucks Featuring re-imaginings of classic album covers by Black Sabbath, AC/DC, Faith No More, Emperor, and more.
Punishing Pictorials 0 The Donald Trump Metal Meme is Here to Brighten Your Day November 3rd, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Patriotism is fabulous.
Punishing Pictorials 0 More Heavy Metal Band Pictograms October 27th, 2015 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Can you guess which metal band each of these photos represents?
Barbarous Book Club 0 When Metal Meets Classic Literature October 26th, 2015 at 5:00pm MetalSucks FINALLY, something decent to read besides MetalSucks.
A View From the Pit 0 Photos: Cult Of Luna/Kylesa/Inaeona at The Gramercy Theatre in New York City (9/1/15) October 8th, 2015 at 3:00pm Kip Wingerschmidt Take a peek at one of the best tours of the Fall so far…
Punishing Pictorials 0 Abbath Says, “AHHHHHH!” September 30th, 2015 at 12:30pm MetalSucks Fun with Photoshop and the ex-Immortal frontman.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Metal Goes to the Movies: Fall 2015 Edition September 1st, 2015 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Cinema becomes sinema.
Cinemetal 0 Metal Goes to the Movies, Spring/Summer 2015 Edition June 17th, 2015 at 4:00pm MetalSucks
Br00tal-lists 0 Here Are The Best Man Nipples In Metal May 20th, 2015 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus Lzzy Hale, eat your heart out.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Star Wars Day Gets Metal May 4th, 2015 at 3:30pm MetalSucks May the fourth be with you!
Punishing Pictorials 0 Unlikely Endorsement Deals for Metal Musicians April 8th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks
Punishing Pictorials 0 Popular Metal Albums with Clickbait Titles April 3rd, 2015 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Covers of albums by Metallica, Megadeth, Slipknot, The Dillinger Escape Plan, and more get re-imagined to be particularly well-suited to the internet era.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Life Advice from Septicflesh’s Spiros “Seth Siro Anton” Antoniou: “Keep Your Chin Up!” April 1st, 2015 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Doesn’t he get neck cramps???
Punishing Pictorials 0 Metal Lyrics Re-Adjusted for Senior Citizens March 17th, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Because you can’t be the youth gone wild forever…
Punishing Pictorials 0 Forty-One Metal and Hard Rock Albums That Will Be Ten-Years-Old in 2015 December 19th, 2014 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Fuck, we’re old.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Thirty-Three Metal and Hard Rock Albums That Will Be Twenty-Years-Old in 2015 December 17th, 2014 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Get ready to feel either really old or really young.
Punishing Pictorials 0 More Motivational Posters Based on Metal Lyrics November 13th, 2014 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Lyrics by Opeth, Behemoth, Death, Rage Against the Machine and more never felt so inspiring!
