Please Kill Me 0 The Nu-Metal Revival Apocalypse Grows More Dire, Overtakes Metal Hammer Magazine January 16th, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg You can’t kill me ’cause I’ve already unsubscribed you.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 20 SAMMY HAGAR YOU ARE PRECIOUS April 19th, 2011 at 2:00pm Anso DF It’s no secret that Sammy Hagar is no super-brain, but […]
Please Kill Me 190 METAL TAXING MAD: APPROPRIATE TUNAGE TO GET YOU THROUGH THOSE LAST MINUTE TAX PREPARATIONS April 18th, 2011 at 5:00pm Corey Mitchell Whether you’re a tri-corner hat wearing Teabagger who thinks […]
Please Kill Me 430 AND YOU THOUGHT THAT RELOAD WAS A BAD IDEA March 15th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Fred Durst has tweeted that Limp Bizkit’s long delayed reunion […]
Please Kill Me 600 WORST THING EVER OF THE DAY: ADAM LAMBERT COVERS METALLICA’S “ENTER SANDMAN” October 18th, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Ever wondered if there someone who could make James Hetfield’s […]
New Stuff 720 “WHY TRY” AND EVEN LISTEN TO THE NEW LIMP BIZKIT SONG? May 3rd, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg I don’t know. I don’t know I don’t know I […]
Please Kill Me 550 THE END IS NIGH March 30th, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Oh, yeah. And you think that’s scary? Try this:
Please Kill Me 110 CAVALERA CONSPIRACY MUSIC FACTORY November 24th, 2009 at 9:30am Axl Rosenberg I think I’ve made my feelings about remixes pretty clear […]
Please Kill Me 530 SERIOUSLY, PETA? November 23rd, 2009 at 9:00am Axl Rosenberg But not Cristina Scabbia, huh? Fine, fuck you. I’m gonna […]
Please Kill Me 380 ANOTHER SIGN OF THE IMPENDING APOCALYPSE: TOMMY LEE WORKING WITH DANE COOK November 11th, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Dane Cook, a comedian so devastatingly untalented that he makes […]
Please Kill Me 350 THAT’S NOT REAL, IS IT?!?!?! October 8th, 2009 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg I saw this on Stuff You Will Hate today. I […]