Please Kill Me 0 BREAKING: Here’s How to Write ‘KoЯn’ On Your Phone May 24th, 2022 at 1:27pm Emperor Rhombus With the backwards ‘R.’
Please Kill Me 0 Ed Sheeran and Bring Me The Horizon Drop Studio Version of “Bad Habits” February 17th, 2022 at 1:31pm Emperor Rhombus BWAHAHAHAHAH, you guys have so much money, and THIS is the visualizer?
Please Kill Me 0 Oh, Great: Ed Sheeran and Bring Me The Horizon’s Oli Sykes Confirm Their Pop-Metal Version of “Bad Habits” Is Getting a Studio Recording February 15th, 2022 at 9:21am Emperor Rhombus We’re good, thanks.
Please Kill Me 0 Kelly Osbourne Professes Love for Slipknot’s Sid Wilson In Valentine’s Day Post February 14th, 2022 at 3:27pm Emperor Rhombus No, YOU are the end of everything!
Please Kill Me 0 HELL ON EARTH: 61 People Spent Their Weekend Trapped With an Oasis Tribute Band November 29th, 2021 at 1:37pm Axl Rosenberg SHUDDER.
Please Kill Me 0 Dani Filth and Ed Sheeran Have Been Discussing a Collaboration August 16th, 2021 at 9:43am Axl Rosenberg Oh, the humanity!
Please Kill Me 0 Metallica’s Black Album Anniversary Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves July 15th, 2021 at 3:29pm Axl Rosenberg Just give Lars Ulrich your goddamn ATM pin already.
Please Kill Me 0 Tommy Lee Says the Methods of Mayhem Album “Was Way Ahead of Its Time” July 23rd, 2020 at 3:20pm Axl Rosenberg Only in 2020 can we truly appreciate “Get Naked.”
Please Kill Me 0 Great, Now Deadsy Are Coming Back, Too July 15th, 2020 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg The band says their first new album in 14 years will be called Subterfugue, but they probably meant to say it’s gonna be called Subterfuge.
Please Kill Me 0 Ed Sheeran Loves Korn Because of Course He Does October 24th, 2018 at 9:54am Axl Rosenberg The bad guys are winning.
Please Kill Me 0 System of a Down Members Sharing “Great Song Ideas” July 9th, 2018 at 10:04am Axl Rosenberg I prefer Genaros.
Please Kill Me 0 Serj Tankian Is Using Songs He Wrote for System of a Down on His New Solo Release Instead June 22nd, 2018 at 1:41pm Axl Rosenberg MotherFU-
Please Kill Me 0 Gojira “Still Working” on Sea Shepherd EP, Should Be Released Around the Same Time as the New Tool Album July 10th, 2017 at 11:59am Axl Rosenberg “There can be no true despair without hope.”
Please Kill Me 0 My Shitting Addiction January 14th, 2017 at 8:03am MetalSucks “I probably shit at least 3 or 4 times a day.”
Please Kill Me 0 My Last Crack Bender January 14th, 2017 at 8:01am MetalSucks “my last crack bender was three years ago and when i smoke crack i like to really go the distance.”
Please Kill Me 0 Playlist: Heavy Metal as a Comfort Food and a Security Blanket November 9th, 2016 at 1:31pm Axl Rosenberg Headbang the pain away.
Please Kill Me 0 Sciatic Repulsion: a Playlist for Metalheads with Bad Backs August 3rd, 2016 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus Ten songs about spines, necks, and the pains that can befall them.
Please Kill Me 0 New Study Shows That Rock is Dumber Than Other Genres of Music May 21st, 2015 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus According to a decade-long lyrics study, we belong in the slow kid classes.
Lolz 0 Van Halen To Become Van Ellen March 20th, 2015 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus David Lee Roth to compete for the spotlight with another loud, upbeat blonde.
Please Kill Me 0 Great, Now Anthrax Have Cooties June 25th, 2014 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg Thanks a lot, Limp Bizkit.
