New Stuff 0 Grandfather Rock Harder Than Your Grandpa June 19th, 2013 at 4:30pm Kip Wingerschmidt Not that your grandpappy doesn’t rock…
Not Quite Metal? 0 Unearth’s Ken Susi is in a Pop-Punk Band Now (And They’re Pretty Good!) June 13th, 2013 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein USA! USA! USA! No, we’re not getting all patriotic… that’s the name of the band.
Not Quite Metal? 0 Katatonia Singer Jonas Renkse Teams Up with Bruce Soord for “Frozen North” June 12th, 2013 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein It is mellow, and it is good.
Not Quite Metal? 0 Listen to Wye Oak’s Awesome Non-Metal Cover of Danzig’s “Mother” May 29th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg It sounds a lot like Royal Thunder — save for the tuba, of course.
Cinemetal 0 Jimmy Kimmel Demonstrates How Music Fans Love to (Pretend to) Know Obscure Bands April 23rd, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg This… is… fucking… HILARIOUS.
Not Quite Metal? 0 Minus the Bear “Walk on Air” April 12th, 2013 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Not metal at all. Do not click if you are close-minded.
Greatest Hits 0 What in the Mother of F*CK Did I Just Watch??? March 27th, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg What is this I can’t even
New Stuff 0 Listen to Samples of the Songs LL Cool J Recorded with Eddie Van Halen March 25th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Crabs to Swizz Beatz and Metallica’s herpes.
Cinemetal 0 The Mopiest Guns N’ Roses Cover Ever March 21st, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg And I actually kinda like it.
Not Quite Metal? 0 New LL Cool J Album to Feature Eddie Van Halen and Tom Morello March 15th, 2013 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg So there’s a headline I never imagined I’d ever type.
New Stuff 0 The “I Wanna See You Cry Bitch!” Kid from Defiler Wrote a Rap Song About “Deathcore Scene Politics” March 7th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Oh yeah, this’ll get us to stop making fun of him.
Not Quite Metal? 0 The Protomen Versus Foxy Shazam February 26th, 2013 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Which band best represents the legacy of Queen?
Not Quite Metal? 0 Let Jakob Help You Mellow Out February 15th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg This Will Destroy You.
New Stuff 0 Born of Osiris’ Lee McKinney is a “Gangsta” February 8th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Incredibly terrible new song from BOO guitarist’s electronic side project.
Not Quite Metal? 0 Merry Anniversary of James Brown’s Death December 25th, 2012 at 12:24pm Kip Wingerschmidt Wait, isn’t something else going on today too?!?
Not Quite Metal? 0 And Now For Something Different: A Veil December 11th, 2012 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Austrian Death Machine voice actor and ex-As I Lay Dying guitarist releases a super-excellent non-metal album.
Not Quite Metal? 0 Heaven’s Basement: Dumb Name, Good Hard Rock Band December 5th, 2012 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Bluesy hard rock in the vein of Silvertide, Airbourne, etc.
New Stuff 0 Adam Warren is Sensitive November 13th, 2012 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Oceano vocalist launches acoustic project.
New Stuff 0 Becoming the Folkietype November 7th, 2012 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Becoming the Archetype guitarist Seth Hecox is releasing a folk album.
Not Quite Metal? 0 Somebody That The Dillinger Escape Plan Used To Know October 22nd, 2012 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Dillinger Escape Plan guitarist Ben Weinman performs with pop songstress Kimbra in NYC.
