Music Dorkery 610 SERGEANT D., PhD: THE WORLD’S FOREMOST EXPERT IN WIGGER SLAM, AND NOW BASS DROPS December 7th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Over at his other blog, Stuff You Will Hate, Sergeant […]
Music Dorkery 140 A PANTERA REMIX = SACRILEGE? NAH. December 1st, 2009 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein MS Maniac Adrien Arnoux sent us an “outraged” email about […]
Music Dorkery 110 ALICE IN CHAINS IPHONE APP: BLACK GIVES WAY TO BLAH November 20th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Well, I guess Alice in Chains can’t hit a home […]
Music Dorkery 220 RIME OF THE ANCIENT HARPER November 13th, 2009 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein Our bromance love kittens over at Metal Insider — in […]
Music Dorkery 450 NECROPHAGIST ON A UKULELE? WHY NOT! November 10th, 2009 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Covering Necrophagist on any instrument would be pretty impressive… their […]
Music Dorkery 60 ANYONE GOT FOURTEEN GRAND AND A STRONG DESIRE TO BUY ME A PRESENT? November 9th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Over the weekend I read a story on Blabbermouth about […]
Music Dorkery 810 ON METAL PRODUCTION November 6th, 2009 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein My piece on drum-triggering a few weeks back ruffled a […]
Music Dorkery 210 BETTER OR WORSE THAN GUITAR HERO? October 30th, 2009 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg The lovely ladies at Reign in Blonde found the below […]
Music Dorkery 480 CHIMAIRACROSTIC October 29th, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Today I want to talk about acrostics. For those of […]
Music Dorkery 390 “WELCOME TO MOSH EISLEY” October 28th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg In theory, I should hate a band that has adopted […]
Music Dorkery 550 THE TOP 6 MOST BRUTAL MACHINE GUN RIFFS EVARRR! (OR OF THE PAST 5 YEARS, AS IT WERE) October 28th, 2009 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein What exactly constitutes a “machine gun riff”? Rapid chugging? ‘Cause […]
Music Dorkery 220 DORK ALERT: FINAL FANTASY METAL COVER! October 27th, 2009 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein As we mentioned in our Djent-centric post in which we […]
Music Dorkery 270 BRIAN SETZER SHREDDER October 26th, 2009 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Raise your hand if you don’t think Brian Setzer is […]
Music Dorkery 490 NOW’S YOUR CHANCE TO GET THAT ANAL CUNT SONG IN THE NEXT ROCK BAND October 19th, 2009 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Apparently the makers of Rock Band are now allowing fans […]
Music Dorkery 260 KRIMH, INSTRU-METALIST SAVANT October 15th, 2009 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein I’ve had this YouTube vid up in my browser for […]
Music Dorkery 220 SOME DJENTY NEW MUSIC October 13th, 2009 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein When MetalSucks correspondent Angela Gossowski interviewed recent Sumerian Records signees […]
Music Dorkery 390 I WONDER HOW FAST HIS HAND MOVES WHEN HE MASTURBATES? October 13th, 2009 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein We hate these displays of pure speed because they lack […]
Music Dorkery 1260 ON DRUM TRIGGERING IN METAL October 8th, 2009 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Whenever people talk about modern metal production, the conversation inevitably […]
Music Dorkery 250 DEVIN TOWNSEND, OPERA KING October 7th, 2009 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein We all know Mr. Townsend as a top-notch writer, producer, […]
Music Dorkery 170 METALLICAPP October 6th, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg I actually think that Metallica’s Live Metallica website is a […]
