Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Misadventures in Heavy Metalling: The Tome of the Most Metal Xerox Copier Repairman Ever December 11th, 2017 at 4:06pm Rowdy Geirsson I love showing up for work because every time I go to the office it brings me a little closer to Satan.
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Getting Married is NOT Metal October 4th, 2017 at 11:07am Rowdy Geirsson “Now she’s putting on her white veil of death at this very moment, all cheer and splendor as she advances one step closer towards her ultimate victory of a future divorce and the spoils of separation that go along with it.”
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Air Conditioning is Not Metal July 17th, 2017 at 3:51pm Rowdy Geirsson There’s nothing better for composing brutal black metal lyrics about the frozen northern tundra than sweltering in an overheated shitbox while the corpse paint melts off my body like a doomed Greenlandic iceberg drifting towards Miami.
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Why I Wear My Battle Jacket to the Senior Center, Baby Showers, the Yoga Studio and Circumcisions June 21st, 2017 at 10:43am Rowdy Geirsson Why relegate your battle jacket solely to metal shows when there are so many other appropriate events?