Metal Merch 160 SATYRICON’S SATYR LAUNCHES… BLACK METAL WINE? May 20th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg What’s up with these black metal dudes turning out to […]
Metal Merch 300 NEW UNEARTH SONG, NEW UNEARTH BEER BONG May 12th, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Metal Blade is now accepting pre-orders for the new Unearth […]
Metal Merch 280 DEVIN TOWNSEND IS SELLING HIS OLD SPATULA ON EBAY May 9th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg In an apparent effort to weed out his most King […]
Metal Merch 280 JUST IN TIME FOR SUMMER: VAN HALEN FLIP FLOPS May 3rd, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Flip flops, the preferred summer season footwear of douche bags […]
Metal Merch 70 BLACK METAL GREETING CARDS: FOR THE TROO KVLTIST IN YOUR LIFE April 12th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg And you thought those Dio Chrismas cards were awesome. A […]
Metal Merch 180 BIEBERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! March 11th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg This isn’t quite as funny/clever as that Slater graffiti, but […]
Metal Merch 100 JUST WHAT THE WORLD NEEDED: MOTORHEAD SKIS February 23rd, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg So, uh, Noisecreep tells us that a company called Head […]
Metal Merch 1 STILL THE BEST METAL CHRISTMAS GIFT MONEY CAN BUY! December 17th, 2010 at 4:00pm MetalSucks There are still a few of our brand spankin’ new […]
Metal Merch 550 HORNS ARE SO 2004 December 15th, 2010 at 3:20pm Axl Rosenberg Our friend Whitney Hess, who runs her own awesome blog […]
Metal Merch 300 THIS IS IN GOOD TASTE December 14th, 2010 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg So our broskis over at Metal Injection came across this […]
Metal Merch 470 DOESN’T THIS GO AGAINST EVERYTHING SLAYER STANDS FOR? December 13th, 2010 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg Maybe this has been around for awhile and it’s just […]
Contests 0 CONTEST: WIN A HEADBANGING HOLIDAY GIFT FOR YOUR YOUNG HESHER December 10th, 2010 at 2:00pm MetalSucks From the maker of the Heavy Metal Fun Time Activity […]
Metal Merch 80 SAY “I LOVE YOU” WITH THE MOST METAL HOLIDAY GIFT OF THEM ALL; A NEW METALSUCKS T-SHIRT! December 7th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Nothing says “I love you” like lining our coffers with […]
Metal Merch 150 EARACHE’S FREE EXTREME STAGE DIVING APP: THE NEXT GREAT DISTRACTION TO PREVENT US FROM DOING ACTUAL WORK November 29th, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Earlier today, I downloaded Earache’s new, completely free Extreme Stage […]
Metal Merch 320 METAL CORSETS: THE NEXT COLOSSAL WASTE OF MONEY November 18th, 2010 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg I am a big fan of corsets. The comfort of […]
Metal Merch 270 DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE?!? YOU’RE IN THE NEW LIMITED EDITION METALSUCKS T-SHIRT, BABY! YOU’RE GONNA DDDDDDDIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!! November 17th, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks That’s right, kiddies! MetalSucks is teaming up with IndieMerch to […]
Metal Merch 60 ARE YOU COOL ENOUGH FOR THE GRILL EM’ ALL GHOUL SCHOOL? DON’T BE A TOOL, FOOL. November 12th, 2010 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein The fine chefs of the heavy metal-themed L.A. burger truck […]
Metal Merch 310 100 METAL ALBUMS FOR ONLY $5 EACH! August 5th, 2010 at 10:40am Vince Neilstein 00 METAL ALBUMS FOR ONLY EACH!” width=”500″ height=”68″ /> Amazon’s […]
Metal Merch 540 POLL: ARE BAND-ENDORSED CUSTOM SHOES COOL OR LAME? July 19th, 2010 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Maiden and Slayer have been putting their names on custom-designed […]
Editorials 930 TODAY’S METAL T-SHIRTS: TOO LOUD? July 16th, 2010 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein Esteemed metal scribe Phil Freeman wrote a fun piece for […]
