Greatest Hits 0 Just in Time for Passover: Big Four Yarmulkes?!?! March 20th, 2012 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Oy yoy yoy! And you thought the Zakk Wylde children’s book […]
Greatest Hits 0 It’s Official: There is Too Much Slayer Merchandise March 15th, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg So I was reading on The PRP this morning about […]
Metal Merch 230 NEW METALSUCKS HOODIES AND T-SHIRTS ARE HERE!!! February 28th, 2012 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Alright, MetalSucks Maniacs: we promised you some sweet new merch […]
Metal Merch 120 LAMB OF GOD’S VOX OF GOD iPHONE APP: GOOD FOR A ONE-NIGHT STAND, NOT LONG-TERM GF February 24th, 2012 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein I’m an unabashed Apple/iPhone fanboy and I also love Lamb […]
Metal Merch 250 NEW SLAYER RING ALLOWS FANS TO TELL THE WORLD THEY’RE FROM NEW JERSEY February 21st, 2012 at 2:30pm MetalSucks As we all know, one of the biggest concerns with […]
Metal Merch 160 BLOW $50 ON THIS ANTHRAX VALENTINE’S DAY GIFT FOR YOUR SWEETIE February 13th, 2012 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein If you’re still hard-up for a Valentine’s gift for your […]
Metal Merch 150 BONE YOUR OLD LADY WITH A SLAYER CONDOM THIS VALENTINE’S DAY February 9th, 2012 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Still have no idea what to get your loved one […]
Metal Merch 210 LOUIS C.K. AND SAM KINISON GET THE HARDCORE SHIRT TREATMENT January 30th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg So, hey, remember that awesome Larry David/Motörhead shirt mash-up that […]
Metal Merch 80 DOCTOR WHO HAS AN APPETITE FOR DESTRUCTION January 12th, 2012 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg I’ve never gotten into Doctor Who, but if you have, […]
Metal Merch 40 METALSUCKS MERCH SALE: BUY DISCOUNTED DESIGNS BEFORE WE RETIRE THEM FOREVER [RE-POST] December 16th, 2011 at 12:15pm MetalSucks You read that right: more than two years after launching the […]
Metal Merch 60 METALSUCKS MERCH SALE: BUY DISCOUNTED DESIGNS BEFORE WE RETIRE THEM FOREVER December 7th, 2011 at 3:30pm MetalSucks You read that right: more than two years after launching […]
Metal Merch 160 WORK OUT THIS DEAL WITH RELAPSE RECORDS FOR ONLY 21 CENTS AN ALBUM! November 17th, 2011 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein In celebration of their 21 years (!) as a label, […]
Metal Merch 280 I DON’T THINK THIS WILL HELP SELL LINGERIE November 15th, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg I’ve never heard of Agent Provocateur before, but No Clean Singing […]
Metal Merch 340 THIS IS NEITHER FUNNY NOR OFFENSIVE November 2nd, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg An artist named Alex Pardee made the above print, and […]
Metal Merch 100 BUY A ZILTOID HAND-PUPPET FOR YOUR LOVED ONE THIS CHRISTMAS November 2nd, 2011 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein The older I get the last attached I become to […]
Metal Merch 150 WANT WANT WANT! DREAM THEATER SCENES FROM A MEMORY VINYL October 21st, 2011 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Metropolis Pt 2: Scenes From a Memory stands as Dream Theater’s […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 210 BRET MICHAELS MAKES PET PRODUCTS NOW September 28th, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Some will say that it’s hypocritical of me to make […]
Metal Merch 550 FASH-ISTS: REGARDING METAL, FASHION, AND SINCERITY September 21st, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks I frequent Tumblr every once in a while for the […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 160 CRASHDIET RIP-OFF THE CASUALTIES, ANNOUNCE FIRST U.S. TOUR August 30th, 2011 at 12:30pm MetalSucks I was bored and clicking around on the Internet like […]
Metal Merch 310 YOUR LATEST CHANCE TO WASTE MONEY August 26th, 2011 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg Slayer now sell condoms in their webstore — “For when […]