Metal Merch 160 WORK OUT THIS DEAL WITH RELAPSE RECORDS FOR ONLY 21 CENTS AN ALBUM! November 17th, 2011 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein In celebration of their 21 years (!) as a label, […]
Metal Merch 280 I DON’T THINK THIS WILL HELP SELL LINGERIE November 15th, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg I’ve never heard of Agent Provocateur before, but No Clean Singing […]
Metal Merch 340 THIS IS NEITHER FUNNY NOR OFFENSIVE November 2nd, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg An artist named Alex Pardee made the above print, and […]
Metal Merch 100 BUY A ZILTOID HAND-PUPPET FOR YOUR LOVED ONE THIS CHRISTMAS November 2nd, 2011 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein The older I get the last attached I become to […]
Metal Merch 150 WANT WANT WANT! DREAM THEATER SCENES FROM A MEMORY VINYL October 21st, 2011 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Metropolis Pt 2: Scenes From a Memory stands as Dream Theater’s […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 210 BRET MICHAELS MAKES PET PRODUCTS NOW September 28th, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Some will say that it’s hypocritical of me to make […]
Metal Merch 550 FASH-ISTS: REGARDING METAL, FASHION, AND SINCERITY September 21st, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks I frequent Tumblr every once in a while for the […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 160 CRASHDIET RIP-OFF THE CASUALTIES, ANNOUNCE FIRST U.S. TOUR August 30th, 2011 at 12:30pm MetalSucks I was bored and clicking around on the Internet like […]
Metal Merch 310 YOUR LATEST CHANCE TO WASTE MONEY August 26th, 2011 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg Slayer now sell condoms in their webstore — “For when […]
Metal Merch 660 SOME CHICK MODELS THE BURZUM SKIRT August 15th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg You thought that Sergeant D.’s line of Burzum clothing was […]
Metal Merch 180 BECAUSE THE KISS KOFFIN WASN’T BAD ENOUGH… August 10th, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg …there’s now a Kiss urn, too. And I can’t decide […]
Metal Merch 200 AC/DC TO METALLICA: “F*CK YOU, WE CAN MAKE OUR OWN VERSION OF MONOPOLY!” August 5th, 2011 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg AC/DC and Metallica are similar in a lot of ways: […]
Metal Merch 100 WATCH SOME VENEZUELAN DUDE UNWRAP METALLICA MONOPOLY FOR TEN MINUTES August 3rd, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg The Metallica-themed edition of the board game Monopoly costs more […]
Metal Merch 420 PERIODIC TABLE OF HEAVY METALS July 27th, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg You guys have been e-mailing us all week about Pop […]
Fear Emptiness Decibel 20 FEAR, EMPTINESS, DECIBEL: OUR FAVORITE MAG’S NEW MERCH IS FREAKIN’ SWEET July 21st, 2011 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Before there were blogs there were these things called magazines, […]
Green Eggs and Slam 240 SUPPORT SERGEANT D; BUY A T-SHIRT June 22nd, 2011 at 1:20pm Sergeant D SUP BROS! When I’m not writing for Metal Sucks, I […]
Metal Merch 230 METALLICA MONOPOLY: JUST AS SILLY AS WE IMAGINED June 20th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg What Amazon tells me is called Monopoly — The Classic […]
Metal Merch 520 GET READY FOR THE MONOTONY OF METALLICA MONOPOLY June 8th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg When I was a kid, Monopoly was always known as […]
Metal Merch 140 PROTEST THE HERO’S TIM MILLAR IS SELLING HIS BEARD ON EBAY June 3rd, 2011 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg And you thought Devin Townsend selling his old spatula on […]
Metal Merch 820 INFORMAL POLL: WHAT KIND OF UNDERPANTS DO YOU WEAR TO A METAL SHOW? May 27th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg I was having drinks with a friend earlier this week […]
