Metal Merch 0 MÖTLEY CRÜE CHECKS ALLOW YOU TO TELL YOUR LANDLORD AND OTHER RANDOMS THAT YOU SUPPORT FAT DRUNKS AND RETARDED WIGGERS June 15th, 2012 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg In an effort to compete with Kiss Koffins (and urns) […]
Metal Merch 0 MOTÖRHEAD MAKE BEER NOW June 14th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Not to be outdone by Slayer wine, Motörhead have now slapped […]
Metal Merch 0 NOW SLAYER MAKE COOKING APRONS, TOO June 8th, 2012 at 1:20pm Axl Rosenberg So hey remember that Slayer wine we posted about awhile […]
Metal Merch 0 NOW FOR SALE ON EBAY: BLACK SABBATH’S INTEGRITY May 21st, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Needless to say, some fans are really, really pissed that […]
Metal Merch 0 AGALLOCH’S NEW VINYL BOX SET IS ALREADY SELLING FOR $322 ON EBAY May 8th, 2012 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein If anything is certain in this world, it’s death, taxes […]
Metal Merch 0 “THE JANE PROJECT”: CONVERGE’S JACOB BANNON SELLING UNIQUE JANE DOE ART PIECES May 7th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Unless you somehow know absolutely nothing about Converge, you’re aware […]
Metal Merch 0 SWELL, BUT IS IT KOSHER FOR PASSOVER? April 6th, 2012 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Sometimes people get really mad at us for not taking […]
Metal Merch 0 I CAN’T EVEN THINK OF A HEADLINE FOR THIS: PHIL ANSELMO RINGTONES April 6th, 2012 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg Phil Anselmo has released a series of ringtones that fans […]
Metal Merch 0 LOOK AT THIS CONCEPT ART FROM METALLICA’S ABANDONED VIDEO GAME April 4th, 2012 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg I’ve never heard this before, but apparently back in ’03, […]
Greatest Hits 0 Just in Time for Passover: Big Four Yarmulkes?!?! March 20th, 2012 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Oy yoy yoy! And you thought the Zakk Wylde children’s book […]
Greatest Hits 0 It’s Official: There is Too Much Slayer Merchandise March 15th, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg So I was reading on The PRP this morning about […]
Metal Merch 230 NEW METALSUCKS HOODIES AND T-SHIRTS ARE HERE!!! February 28th, 2012 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Alright, MetalSucks Maniacs: we promised you some sweet new merch […]
Metal Merch 120 LAMB OF GOD’S VOX OF GOD iPHONE APP: GOOD FOR A ONE-NIGHT STAND, NOT LONG-TERM GF February 24th, 2012 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein I’m an unabashed Apple/iPhone fanboy and I also love Lamb […]
Metal Merch 250 NEW SLAYER RING ALLOWS FANS TO TELL THE WORLD THEY’RE FROM NEW JERSEY February 21st, 2012 at 2:30pm MetalSucks As we all know, one of the biggest concerns with […]
Metal Merch 160 BLOW $50 ON THIS ANTHRAX VALENTINE’S DAY GIFT FOR YOUR SWEETIE February 13th, 2012 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein If you’re still hard-up for a Valentine’s gift for your […]
Metal Merch 150 BONE YOUR OLD LADY WITH A SLAYER CONDOM THIS VALENTINE’S DAY February 9th, 2012 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Still have no idea what to get your loved one […]
Metal Merch 210 LOUIS C.K. AND SAM KINISON GET THE HARDCORE SHIRT TREATMENT January 30th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg So, hey, remember that awesome Larry David/Motörhead shirt mash-up that […]
Metal Merch 80 DOCTOR WHO HAS AN APPETITE FOR DESTRUCTION January 12th, 2012 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg I’ve never gotten into Doctor Who, but if you have, […]
Metal Merch 40 METALSUCKS MERCH SALE: BUY DISCOUNTED DESIGNS BEFORE WE RETIRE THEM FOREVER [RE-POST] December 16th, 2011 at 12:15pm MetalSucks You read that right: more than two years after launching the […]
Metal Merch 60 METALSUCKS MERCH SALE: BUY DISCOUNTED DESIGNS BEFORE WE RETIRE THEM FOREVER December 7th, 2011 at 3:30pm MetalSucks You read that right: more than two years after launching […]
