Metal Merch 0 Heavy Metal Trading Cards are Back May 30th, 2013 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Get them fast before they’re not worth the paper they’re printed on!!!
Metal Merch 0 Pentagram Bikinis: For the Classy Lady in Your Life May 23rd, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg What do you get for the woman who has everything?
Metal Merch 0 Watch Someone Else Play Metallica Pinball for Fifteen Minutes May 17th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg This is overkill (not the band).
Metal Merch 0 If Only This Merch Package from The Sword Were Real! May 16th, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg More metal bands need to make bedsheets and other sleepy time accoutrements!
Metal Merch 0 The Absence Plum the Depths of the “Oceans” May 3rd, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Band announces release of new single and merch.
Metal Merch 0 Photos: The Various Editions of the Metallica Pinball Game April 12th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Do you prefer Pro, Premium, or Limited Edition Metallica Pinball?
Metal Merch 0 Metallica Will Pin Your Balls April 9th, 2013 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg New game will apparently include a tribute to “MetallicaSucks” day on MetalSucks.
Metal Merch 0 Today in Metal Bands Making Beer: Iron Maiden and Pig Destroyer March 12th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg You’ll take my liver but I’ll take yours too!
Metal Merch 0 Municipal Waste Make Beer Now March 11th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Now you get can get wasted with The Waste!
Metal Merch 0 Pop Stars Gone Metal T-Shirts: Now For Sale! February 19th, 2013 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Metal t-shirt designs for Celine Dion, Justin Beiber, Barry White and more.
Greatest Hits 0 Peep These Awesome Pop Stars Gone Metal Shirts January 9th, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg The only way I’d ever buy Celine Dion merch.
Metal Merch 0 Buy This Awesome Shirt, Help The Acacia Strain November 29th, 2012 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Uh huh huh huh, this shirt is cool, uh huh huh huh.
Metal Merch 0 Ann Coulter/Anal Cunt Stickers are Pretty Much the Best Thing Ever November 26th, 2012 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg They make great stocking stuffers!
Metal Merch 0 Cyber Monday Sale: All New MetalSucks T-Shirt and Hoodie Designs are 15% Off!!! November 26th, 2012 at 12:00pm MetalSucks All of our new designs are on sale for 24 hours only: $11.90 for t-shirts and $21.25 for hoodies… holy shit, what a deal!
Metal Merch 0 Metallica Selling Reasonably Priced Neckties November 21st, 2012 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg I’m totally kidding, they’re expensive as fuck.
Metal Merch 0 Now Slayer Make Christmas Sweaters, Too November 20th, 2012 at 3:20pm Axl Rosenberg Take THAT, Victory!
Metal Merch 0 Pug Destroyer T-Shirts: Benefitting Pug Rescue of Florida November 20th, 2012 at 2:40pm Vince Neilstein As cute as it sounds!
Metal Merch 0 The New MetalSucks T-Shirt and Hoodie Designs Have Arrived! November 16th, 2012 at 2:00pm MetalSucks OOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
