Metal Merch 0 For a Mere $375, You, Too, Can Have Your Very Own Homemade Vintage Megadeth/Dio/W.A.S.P. Jacket from Urban Outfitters September 24th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Clearly, you NEED such a jacket, lest you be the laughing stock at the Metallica reunion show next week!!!
Metal Merch 0 Metallica Latest Band to Announce Line of Christmas Sweaters September 19th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Guaranteed to keep you warmer than a bear hug from James Hetfield himself.
Cinemetal 0 Black Label Society Release Coffee, Hilarious Commercial for Coffee September 10th, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Someone please get Zakk Wylde a sitcom, PLEASE.
Metal Merch 0 665 Clothing: For Metalheads Who Have Procreated September 4th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Slightly less evil… but slightly more adorable!
Metal Merch 0 See, Now Zakk Wylde Knows How to Sell a Refrigerator! August 5th, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg BLS mainman shows Kerry King how it’s done.
Metal Merch 0 Well, if Gary Holt Wants One… July 30th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Meet Kerry King, refrigerator salesman.
Metal Merch 0 It’s Bikini Season: Swimwear from Slayer, Mastodon, and Ghost July 11th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Overpriced? Sure. But still cheaper than the pentagram bikini.
Metal Merch 0 Now for Sale at Urban Outfitters: Sunn O))) Vinyls July 3rd, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg That sound you hear is a couple of thousand tr00er-than-thou metalheads weeping.
Metal Merch 0 Marq Torien from BulletBoys Apparently Thinks He’s Famous June 17th, 2013 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg How else to explain that he’s selling his old pants for $7K?
Metal Merch 0 I’m Confused About the Continuity of Kiss Kids June 6th, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg A new comic book envisions all the members of Kiss as children together… which isn’t possible.
Metal Merch 0 Heavy Metal Trading Cards are Back May 30th, 2013 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Get them fast before they’re not worth the paper they’re printed on!!!
Metal Merch 0 Pentagram Bikinis: For the Classy Lady in Your Life May 23rd, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg What do you get for the woman who has everything?
Metal Merch 0 Watch Someone Else Play Metallica Pinball for Fifteen Minutes May 17th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg This is overkill (not the band).
Metal Merch 0 If Only This Merch Package from The Sword Were Real! May 16th, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg More metal bands need to make bedsheets and other sleepy time accoutrements!
Metal Merch 0 The Absence Plum the Depths of the “Oceans” May 3rd, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Band announces release of new single and merch.
Metal Merch 0 Photos: The Various Editions of the Metallica Pinball Game April 12th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Do you prefer Pro, Premium, or Limited Edition Metallica Pinball?
Metal Merch 0 Metallica Will Pin Your Balls April 9th, 2013 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg New game will apparently include a tribute to “MetallicaSucks” day on MetalSucks.
Metal Merch 0 Today in Metal Bands Making Beer: Iron Maiden and Pig Destroyer March 12th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg You’ll take my liver but I’ll take yours too!
Metal Merch 0 Municipal Waste Make Beer Now March 11th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Now you get can get wasted with The Waste!
