Metal Merch 0 Fleshgod A-pasta-lypse: Italian Death Metallers Make Spaghetti Now December 2nd, 2013 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Buy some five-color fusilli for your loved one this Christmas.
Editorials 0 Mastodon’s Genocide-Depicting Thanksgiving T-Shirts Spark an Outrage December 2nd, 2013 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Are calls of “racist” justified?
Metal Merch 0 Now You Can Hit Iron Maiden’s Balls November 27th, 2013 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Golf balls, that is.
Metal Merch 0 MetalSucks’ 2013 Holiday Gift Guide for Metalheads November 25th, 2013 at 3:30pm MetalSucks If you want metal-friendly and creative gifts, look no further!
Metal Merch 0 There are Fear Factory Cupcakes Now November 22nd, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Yummy.
Metal Merch 0 Axl Rose’s Hand-Written Love Letters Not Worth Nearly as Much as J.D. Salinger’s Hand-Written Love Letters November 19th, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg His ex-wife will auction items from their relationship next month.
Metal Merch 0 Anthrax Announce Line of Hanukkah Sweaters November 11th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Caught in a nosh.
Metal Merch 0 “Let Your Reputation of Smell Good Proceed You”: Bret Michaels Makes Cologne Now November 8th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Every rose has its scent.
Metal Merch 0 I Could Care Less, Indeed: DevilDriver Announce Christmas Sweaters November 5th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Okay, enough already.
Metal Merch 0 Still Need a Halloween Costume? Try These Heavy Metal Cut-Out Halloween Masks! October 30th, 2013 at 2:00pm MetalSucks To thanks us, please send us candy.
Metal Merch 0 Trendsetters in Attila Release Christmas Sweater October 17th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg “Okay, I’ve been cool about this whole fad up ’til now, but Attila is where I draw the line!!!” declares Jesus.
Metal Merch 0 Not Content to Stop at Socks and Christmas Sweaters, Slayer Announce Line of Ugly Sunglasses and Snowboard Goggles October 14th, 2013 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg More shit you don’t need.
Metal Merch 0 Screw Christmas Sweaters! Black Label Society are Making an Official Zakk Wylde Halloween Costume October 8th, 2013 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg How did Slipknot and Ghost not think of this first?
Metal Merch 0 Now You, Too, Can Smell Like Phil Lewis from L.A. Guns October 7th, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Sniff sniff, smells like MAGIRNF (MILF-Aged Groupes I’d Rather Not Fuck).
Metal Merch 0 Now There’s a Motörhead Christmas Sweater, Too October 1st, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg It’s arguably the best metal-themed holiday clothing item yet.
Metal Merch 0 Slipknot’s Clown Makes Clown Masks Now September 25th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg For the low, low price of jus $500!!!
Metal Merch 0 For a Mere $375, You, Too, Can Have Your Very Own Homemade Vintage Megadeth/Dio/W.A.S.P. Jacket from Urban Outfitters September 24th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Clearly, you NEED such a jacket, lest you be the laughing stock at the Metallica reunion show next week!!!
Metal Merch 0 Metallica Latest Band to Announce Line of Christmas Sweaters September 19th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Guaranteed to keep you warmer than a bear hug from James Hetfield himself.
Cinemetal 0 Black Label Society Release Coffee, Hilarious Commercial for Coffee September 10th, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Someone please get Zakk Wylde a sitcom, PLEASE.
Metal Merch 0 665 Clothing: For Metalheads Who Have Procreated September 4th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Slightly less evil… but slightly more adorable!
