Metal Merch 0 Korn is Back in the adidas Game with Another Collab May 8th, 2024 at 2:16pm Hesher Keenan Aging millennials are gonna look so fly.
Metal Merch 0 Turns Out Mastodon Was Just Teasing a $92 Set of Tiki Mugs May 8th, 2024 at 12:55pm Hesher Keenan Sure hope you weren’t waiting for a new album or something.
Metal Merch 0 KnuckleBonz Unveils Figurines of Ice Nine Kills’ Spencer Charnas and Ghost’s Papa Emeritus IV May 5th, 2024 at 11:00am Haela Huntress The Spencer Charnas figure looks more like if John Barrowman played Patrick Bateman in ‘American Psycho.’
Metal Merch 0 Maul Announce Tour with Deterioration Alongside Hilarious Merch Drop April 20th, 2024 at 11:00am Haela Huntress This t-shirt design looks so red-blooded American that even Ted Nugent would call it “a bit much.”
Metal Merch 0 Terminal Nation is Doing God’s Work by Catering Some Merch Exclusively to Husky Metalheads April 12th, 2024 at 4:05pm Hesher Keenan Finally!
Metal Merch 0 Time is Running Out to Pre-Order This Super Limited Cattle Decapitation Shirt April 8th, 2024 at 3:25pm Hesher Keenan Hurry now, you’re running out of time!
Metal Merch 0 Crowbar and Deicide Launch Signature Beers for Decibel Magazine Metal & Beer Fest April 7th, 2024 at 1:00pm Haela Huntress Beer makes good metal even better and it makes rap-metal vaguely tolerable.
Metal Merch 0 Lemmy Immortalized in New Illustrated Book of Stories March 31st, 2024 at 1:00pm Haela Huntress You’d think that some of Lemmy’s escapades might be too explicit to illustrate.
Metal Merch 0 Darkest Hour Now Have a Beer, Will Sell You Some at Their DC Show March 12th, 2024 at 11:48am Hesher Keenan Get it? “Termin-Ale?”
Metal Merch 0 We’re Your Source for This Limited Edition Cattle Decapitation Shirt March 5th, 2024 at 12:00pm Hesher Keenan Only 500 of these shirts exist and we’re your exclusive link.
Metal Merch 0 Concepts Cafe Launches ‘Blood Brothers’ Coffee in Collaboration With Max and Iggor Cavalera February 25th, 2024 at 1:00pm Haela Huntress The best part of waking up is blood in your cup!
Metal Merch 0 Death’s Chuck Schuldiner Gets His Own Figurine February 25th, 2024 at 9:00am Haela Huntress It’s the dream come true that you never knew you had!
Metal Merch 0 Put on a Halfway Decent Mötley Crüe Show with These Super7 Action Figures February 15th, 2024 at 1:38pm Hesher Keenan Playing with dolls can be metal, too.
Metal Merch 0 Grab Yourself Some Merch Through the MetalSucks Store February 14th, 2024 at 12:00pm Hesher Keenan Buy our shit.
Metal Merch 0 Life of Agony’s Alan Robert Has an Official Beetlejuice Coloring Book You Can Buy with Money February 9th, 2024 at 10:14am Hesher Keenan “It’s showtime” is what you’ll say as you quickly pound your credit card info.
Metal Merch 0 Municipal Waste and King County Brewers Collective Join Forces for an Electrified Brain Beer February 8th, 2024 at 1:29pm Hesher Keenan Each one is a circle pit in a can.
Metal Merch 0 Kittie and We are PIGS Launch NA Beer Brand KittiePIG February 3rd, 2024 at 11:00am Haela Huntress The NA beer is unlikely to get you drunk unless you’re about three inches tall.
Metal Merch 0 Relapse Records Reissued Revocation’s Releases January 29th, 2024 at 2:09pm Hesher Keenan Grab yours now before they too are gone.
Metal Merch 0 Alice In Chains is Reissuing Jar of Flies for Its 30th Anniversary January 25th, 2024 at 11:29am Hesher Keenan Don’t “Stay Away” from this one.
Metal Merch 0 Hold On To Your Butts, Ghost’s Dildo Set is Back In Stock January 23rd, 2024 at 11:05am Hesher Keenan Yeah, maybe don’t actually stick this in ya.
