Metal Merch 0 Funko Pop! Unveil Special Variants of Guns N’ Roses and Ozzy Figures June 20th, 2024 at 2:26pm Hesher Keenan Not my cuppa tea, but some of you people will like ’em.
Metal Merch 0 Testament to Release Remastered Versions of The Legacy and The New Order June 7th, 2024 at 12:26pm Hesher Keenan Both are coming this July.
Metal Merch 0 Slayer Does Their Best Kiss Impersonation By Continuing to License Their Name on Everything June 6th, 2024 at 4:28pm Hesher Keenan Maybe you’ve got too much cash?
Metal Merch 0 Menegroth, The Thousand Caves is Closing, But This T-Shirt Could Help a New Studio Open June 5th, 2024 at 11:05am Hesher Keenan All proceeds will go to the opening of a new studio.
Metal Merch 0 Our Friends Over at Metal Injection Now Have a Beer You Can Buy June 4th, 2024 at 11:01am Hesher Keenan Drink it down!
Metal Merch 0 GWAR to Reissue Hell-O! for 36th Anniversary This September May 16th, 2024 at 12:14pm Hesher Keenan Financially support your lords and masters!
Metal Merch 0 Korn is Back in the adidas Game with Another Collab May 8th, 2024 at 2:16pm Hesher Keenan Aging millennials are gonna look so fly.
Metal Merch 0 Turns Out Mastodon Was Just Teasing a $92 Set of Tiki Mugs May 8th, 2024 at 12:55pm Hesher Keenan Sure hope you weren’t waiting for a new album or something.
Metal Merch 0 KnuckleBonz Unveils Figurines of Ice Nine Kills’ Spencer Charnas and Ghost’s Papa Emeritus IV May 5th, 2024 at 11:00am Haela Huntress The Spencer Charnas figure looks more like if John Barrowman played Patrick Bateman in ‘American Psycho.’
Metal Merch 0 Maul Announce Tour with Deterioration Alongside Hilarious Merch Drop April 20th, 2024 at 11:00am Haela Huntress This t-shirt design looks so red-blooded American that even Ted Nugent would call it “a bit much.”
Metal Merch 0 Terminal Nation is Doing God’s Work by Catering Some Merch Exclusively to Husky Metalheads April 12th, 2024 at 4:05pm Hesher Keenan Finally!
Metal Merch 0 Time is Running Out to Pre-Order This Super Limited Cattle Decapitation Shirt April 8th, 2024 at 3:25pm Hesher Keenan Hurry now, you’re running out of time!
Metal Merch 0 Crowbar and Deicide Launch Signature Beers for Decibel Magazine Metal & Beer Fest April 7th, 2024 at 1:00pm Haela Huntress Beer makes good metal even better and it makes rap-metal vaguely tolerable.
Metal Merch 0 Lemmy Immortalized in New Illustrated Book of Stories March 31st, 2024 at 1:00pm Haela Huntress You’d think that some of Lemmy’s escapades might be too explicit to illustrate.
Metal Merch 0 Darkest Hour Now Have a Beer, Will Sell You Some at Their DC Show March 12th, 2024 at 11:48am Hesher Keenan Get it? “Termin-Ale?”
Metal Merch 0 We’re Your Source for This Limited Edition Cattle Decapitation Shirt March 5th, 2024 at 12:00pm Hesher Keenan Only 500 of these shirts exist and we’re your exclusive link.
Metal Merch 0 Concepts Cafe Launches ‘Blood Brothers’ Coffee in Collaboration With Max and Iggor Cavalera February 25th, 2024 at 1:00pm Haela Huntress The best part of waking up is blood in your cup!
Metal Merch 0 Death’s Chuck Schuldiner Gets His Own Figurine February 25th, 2024 at 9:00am Haela Huntress It’s the dream come true that you never knew you had!
Metal Merch 0 Put on a Halfway Decent Mötley Crüe Show with These Super7 Action Figures February 15th, 2024 at 1:38pm Hesher Keenan Playing with dolls can be metal, too.
Metal Merch 0 Grab Yourself Some Merch Through the MetalSucks Store February 14th, 2024 at 12:00pm Hesher Keenan Buy our shit.
