Metal Merch 0 Slipknot Latest Band to Make Christmas Sweaters December 15th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Blow me.
Metal Merch 0 Holiday Gift Idea: The Burning Church Snow Globe December 12th, 2014 at 3:57pm Axl Rosenberg Such a better idea than some stupid sweater.
Metal Merch 0 Buy Your MetalSucks Hoodie Now Before it Gets REALLY Cold! December 12th, 2014 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Protect yourself against the elements! Be the biggest IMN on your block!
Metal Merch 0 Former Judas Priest Guitarist K.K. Downing Goes From Performer to Perfumer December 11th, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Smells like elderly spirit.
Metal Merch 0 For Just $150, Now You, Too, Can Look Like One of the Schmucks in Mushroomhead December 10th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg But I’ll kick you in the nuts for free.
Metal Merch 0 Former KISS Guitarist Vinnie Vincent is Selling All of His Guitars… and a Lotta Other Strange Sh*t December 5th, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg The bizarre and depressing case of Vinnie Vincent gets more bizarre and depressing.
Metal Merch 0 MetalSucks Hoodies and New “Han Solo” Metal Warz T-Shirt Now Available! December 4th, 2014 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Combining our love of metal with an epic space opera, the title of which escapes us right now.
Metal Merch 0 Now Your Penis Can Go Where Dave Mustaine’s Penis Has Been November 24th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg And you don’t even hafta become his Eskimo Brother to do it!
Metal Merch 0 The Definitive Heavy Metal Holiday Gift Guide for 2014 November 24th, 2014 at 3:00pm MetalSucks From metal-themed lawn gnomes to a metaled-out BMX bike to everything in between.
Metal Merch 0 Foo Fighters Parody Emperor for New Line of Christmas Sweaters November 21st, 2014 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg How original.
Metal Merch 0 Season’s Greetings in the Abyss: Slayer Christmas Card Updated for 2014 November 5th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg These latest cards are not a grift — it’s about how many people you can gift!
Metal Merch 0 Exclusive Photos: The Slayer Scion Car October 29th, 2014 at 10:30pm Zel If God hates us all, why did He give us this sweet ride?
Metal Merch 0 Heavy Birthday to You! Metal Birthday Greeting Cards October 22nd, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Featuring designs based on famous album covers for Metallica and Iron Maiden!
Metal Merch 0 Twerkgate Continues: Mastodon Plan Twerk-tastic Halloween Shirt October 6th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Shake shake shake it like a Polaroid picture…
Metal Merch 0 Just $17,000 Burning a Hole in Your Pocket? Buy John Bonham’s Snare! October 1st, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Oh, JUST $17K? Geez, you’d think something like this would be expensive.
Metal Merch 0 If I Had a Lawn, I’d Decorate it with These Metal Gnomes September 19th, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg The more you gnome…
Metal Merch 0 Scion is Making a Slayer Car! September 18th, 2014 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Get the details in here.
Metal Merch 0 Two More Heavy Metal Athletic Shirt Designs from Under Armour September 15th, 2014 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Further ensure that no girls whatsoever will be interested in you at the gym.
