Metal Merch 0 Get Blind Drunk on Blind Guardian Merlot (and Listen to Their New Album) February 5th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg What would Paul Giamatti make of this?
Metal Merch 0 Give a Heavy Metal Heroes Valentine’s Day Card to Someone You Love February 5th, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg If these don’t make instill your partner with the uncontrollable desire to jump your bones, nuthin’ will.
Metal Merch 0 $70 Black Metal Doggie Vest Will Make Your Pet the Scariest Poser at the Park January 27th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg There’s also a thrash one if you prefer to spend a ridiculous amount of money on that instead.
Metal Merch 0 Iced Earth Made the Best T-Shirt Ever January 7th, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg This is so good it makes me wish I liked Iced Earth.
Cinemetal 0 Watch the Last Chimaira Music Video Ever* January 6th, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg *Until the reunion.
Metal Merch 0 Anthrax Make Firewater Now December 17th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg The tricky moral issues surrounding the release of their new bourbon, which is called Indians.
Metal Merch 0 Slipknot Latest Band to Make Christmas Sweaters December 15th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Blow me.
Metal Merch 0 Holiday Gift Idea: The Burning Church Snow Globe December 12th, 2014 at 3:57pm Axl Rosenberg Such a better idea than some stupid sweater.
Metal Merch 0 Buy Your MetalSucks Hoodie Now Before it Gets REALLY Cold! December 12th, 2014 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Protect yourself against the elements! Be the biggest IMN on your block!
Metal Merch 0 Former Judas Priest Guitarist K.K. Downing Goes From Performer to Perfumer December 11th, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Smells like elderly spirit.
Metal Merch 0 For Just $150, Now You, Too, Can Look Like One of the Schmucks in Mushroomhead December 10th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg But I’ll kick you in the nuts for free.
Metal Merch 0 Former KISS Guitarist Vinnie Vincent is Selling All of His Guitars… and a Lotta Other Strange Sh*t December 5th, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg The bizarre and depressing case of Vinnie Vincent gets more bizarre and depressing.
Metal Merch 0 MetalSucks Hoodies and New “Han Solo” Metal Warz T-Shirt Now Available! December 4th, 2014 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Combining our love of metal with an epic space opera, the title of which escapes us right now.
Metal Merch 0 Now Your Penis Can Go Where Dave Mustaine’s Penis Has Been November 24th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg And you don’t even hafta become his Eskimo Brother to do it!
Metal Merch 0 The Definitive Heavy Metal Holiday Gift Guide for 2014 November 24th, 2014 at 3:00pm MetalSucks From metal-themed lawn gnomes to a metaled-out BMX bike to everything in between.
Metal Merch 0 Foo Fighters Parody Emperor for New Line of Christmas Sweaters November 21st, 2014 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg How original.
Metal Merch 0 Season’s Greetings in the Abyss: Slayer Christmas Card Updated for 2014 November 5th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg These latest cards are not a grift — it’s about how many people you can gift!
Metal Merch 0 Exclusive Photos: The Slayer Scion Car October 29th, 2014 at 10:30pm Zel If God hates us all, why did He give us this sweet ride?
