Metal Merch 0 There’s Gonna be a Rob Zombie Pinball Machine July 1st, 2015 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!
Metal in the Media 0 Hailey Baldwin Latest Celebutante to Wear Slayer Shirt June 22nd, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg It is entirely possible that Justin Bieber himself has jizzed on that shirt!!!
Metal Merch 0 Here’s What’s Inside The Slayer Metal Eagle Edition of Repentless June 10th, 2015 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus Give me my sweet Slayer merch fix.
Metal Merch 0 I Swear I Won’t Buy That Slayer Metal Eagle Edition June 2nd, 2015 at 3:00pm Emperor Rhombus I mean, what kind of irresponsible fanboy do you think I am?
Metal Merch 0 Slayer Announce Seven Pound, $180 Repentless Special Edition June 1st, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg I know that there’s a Will Smith joke to be made here…
Metal Merch 0 Fronzilla Attila’s New Cologne is All the Rage May 15th, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Now even blind people will know you’re a total choad.
Metal Merch 0 Devil You Know Completes Pre-Production for New Album May 13th, 2015 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Also, some funny new merch!
Metal Merch 0 Behemoth Get Into The Beer Game With Sacrum May 1st, 2015 at 11:30am Emperor Rhombus The Polish death metallers will offer a Belgian IPA come November.
Metal in the Media 0 Here’s a Photo of One of the Jenner Girls Wearing a Megadeth T-Shirt April 21st, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg I think it’s Kylie, but I can’t really tell them apart.
Metal Merch 0 Pantera Fans Can Now Buy Rex Brown’s Gear, Gold Records, and Stinky Sneakers April 14th, 2015 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg It’s a dream come true for collectors of rock stars’ foot smells!
Metal Merch 0 Motörhead Help Fans Look Even Uglier, Unveil Official Warpig Mask April 10th, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s fifty bucks, but for two, I will take a sharpie and draw a Lemmy mole on your face, so…
Metal Merch 0 Exclusive: Pronogrind Legends Lake Bvkkake Announce New Line of Faux-Retail Clothing Chain Merch March 25th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Another metal band reacts to the H&M controversy.
Metal Merch 0 Somebody Buy Me This Sweet Iron Maiden Van March 20th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg And then I can be like, “Quick, Vince! TO THE MAIDEN MOBILE!”
Metal Merch 0 Sumerian Records Now Making Sneakers for Periphery, Born of Osiris, Veil of Maya, and More March 18th, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg I know there’s a “Sumeriancore” joke to be made here…
Metal Merch 0 Leprechauns Outraged by New Mastodon St. Patrick’s Day Shirt March 10th, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg The Diminutive Representatives of United Northern Kildare call for a boycott of the Atlanta band.
Metal Merch 0 Tool Too Busy Making Blankets to Record New Album February 23rd, 2015 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Well, that’s one way to get rid of some old merch you can’t sell.
Metal Merch 0 What if Superheroes Had Black Metal Logos? February 20th, 2015 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Never before has Superman been so grim.
Metal Merch 0 You Can Now Purchase Metallica and Slayer Shirts at H&M February 16th, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Take THAT, Urban Outfitters!
Metal Merch 0 Skeletonwitch’s Chance Garnette Now Makes Spikey Armbands and Sells Them on Etsy February 11th, 2015 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Owning a pair will enhance your pussy-eating abilities by 1000%.
Metal Merch 0 Forget the Lights, Hit the Slopes: Metallica Make Skis Now February 11th, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Gimme snow, gimme ice, gimme that which is my vice.
