Metal Merch 0 Mushroomhead May or May Not Know That Ohio Was in the Union July 29th, 2015 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg “LOOK AT US! WE’RE EDGY! OVER HERE! LOOK AT US LOOK AT US LOOK AT US LOVE US LOOK AT US WHY WON’T YOU LOOK AT US?!?!”
Metal Merch 0 Buy One of Jeff Hanneman’s Guitars — It’s for Charity! July 23rd, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg So everyone wins!
Metal Etiquette 0 Vinnie Paul Thinks Rebel Flag Controversy is Bullsh*t, Pantera’s Merch Company Does Not July 17th, 2015 at 11:20am Emperor Rhombus You might have missed your chance to buy the ‘Hesher Dream’ T-shirt before your brother’s wedding.
Metal Merch 0 The Dillinger Escape Plan Release Shirt in Support of Gay Marriage July 1st, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg The Dillinger Escape Plan, God love ’em, have released a […]
Metal Merch 0 There’s Gonna be a Rob Zombie Pinball Machine July 1st, 2015 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!
Metal in the Media 0 Hailey Baldwin Latest Celebutante to Wear Slayer Shirt June 22nd, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg It is entirely possible that Justin Bieber himself has jizzed on that shirt!!!
Metal Merch 0 Here’s What’s Inside The Slayer Metal Eagle Edition of Repentless June 10th, 2015 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus Give me my sweet Slayer merch fix.
Metal Merch 0 I Swear I Won’t Buy That Slayer Metal Eagle Edition June 2nd, 2015 at 3:00pm Emperor Rhombus I mean, what kind of irresponsible fanboy do you think I am?
Metal Merch 0 Slayer Announce Seven Pound, $180 Repentless Special Edition June 1st, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg I know that there’s a Will Smith joke to be made here…
Metal Merch 0 Fronzilla Attila’s New Cologne is All the Rage May 15th, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Now even blind people will know you’re a total choad.
Metal Merch 0 Devil You Know Completes Pre-Production for New Album May 13th, 2015 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Also, some funny new merch!
Metal Merch 0 Behemoth Get Into The Beer Game With Sacrum May 1st, 2015 at 11:30am Emperor Rhombus The Polish death metallers will offer a Belgian IPA come November.
Metal in the Media 0 Here’s a Photo of One of the Jenner Girls Wearing a Megadeth T-Shirt April 21st, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg I think it’s Kylie, but I can’t really tell them apart.
Metal Merch 0 Pantera Fans Can Now Buy Rex Brown’s Gear, Gold Records, and Stinky Sneakers April 14th, 2015 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg It’s a dream come true for collectors of rock stars’ foot smells!
Metal Merch 0 Motörhead Help Fans Look Even Uglier, Unveil Official Warpig Mask April 10th, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s fifty bucks, but for two, I will take a sharpie and draw a Lemmy mole on your face, so…
Metal Merch 0 Exclusive: Pronogrind Legends Lake Bvkkake Announce New Line of Faux-Retail Clothing Chain Merch March 25th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Another metal band reacts to the H&M controversy.
Metal Merch 0 Somebody Buy Me This Sweet Iron Maiden Van March 20th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg And then I can be like, “Quick, Vince! TO THE MAIDEN MOBILE!”
Metal Merch 0 Sumerian Records Now Making Sneakers for Periphery, Born of Osiris, Veil of Maya, and More March 18th, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg I know there’s a “Sumeriancore” joke to be made here…
Metal Merch 0 Leprechauns Outraged by New Mastodon St. Patrick’s Day Shirt March 10th, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg The Diminutive Representatives of United Northern Kildare call for a boycott of the Atlanta band.
Metal Merch 0 Tool Too Busy Making Blankets to Record New Album February 23rd, 2015 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Well, that’s one way to get rid of some old merch you can’t sell.
