Metal Merch 0 Devil You Know Completes Pre-Production for New Album May 13th, 2015 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Also, some funny new merch!
Metal Merch 0 Behemoth Get Into The Beer Game With Sacrum May 1st, 2015 at 11:30am Emperor Rhombus The Polish death metallers will offer a Belgian IPA come November.
Metal in the Media 0 Here’s a Photo of One of the Jenner Girls Wearing a Megadeth T-Shirt April 21st, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg I think it’s Kylie, but I can’t really tell them apart.
Metal Merch 0 Pantera Fans Can Now Buy Rex Brown’s Gear, Gold Records, and Stinky Sneakers April 14th, 2015 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg It’s a dream come true for collectors of rock stars’ foot smells!
Metal Merch 0 Motörhead Help Fans Look Even Uglier, Unveil Official Warpig Mask April 10th, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s fifty bucks, but for two, I will take a sharpie and draw a Lemmy mole on your face, so…
Metal Merch 0 Exclusive: Pronogrind Legends Lake Bvkkake Announce New Line of Faux-Retail Clothing Chain Merch March 25th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Another metal band reacts to the H&M controversy.
Metal Merch 0 Somebody Buy Me This Sweet Iron Maiden Van March 20th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg And then I can be like, “Quick, Vince! TO THE MAIDEN MOBILE!”
Metal Merch 0 Sumerian Records Now Making Sneakers for Periphery, Born of Osiris, Veil of Maya, and More March 18th, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg I know there’s a “Sumeriancore” joke to be made here…
Metal Merch 0 Leprechauns Outraged by New Mastodon St. Patrick’s Day Shirt March 10th, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg The Diminutive Representatives of United Northern Kildare call for a boycott of the Atlanta band.
Metal Merch 0 Tool Too Busy Making Blankets to Record New Album February 23rd, 2015 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Well, that’s one way to get rid of some old merch you can’t sell.
Metal Merch 0 What if Superheroes Had Black Metal Logos? February 20th, 2015 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Never before has Superman been so grim.
Metal Merch 0 You Can Now Purchase Metallica and Slayer Shirts at H&M February 16th, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Take THAT, Urban Outfitters!
Metal Merch 0 Skeletonwitch’s Chance Garnette Now Makes Spikey Armbands and Sells Them on Etsy February 11th, 2015 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Owning a pair will enhance your pussy-eating abilities by 1000%.
Metal Merch 0 Forget the Lights, Hit the Slopes: Metallica Make Skis Now February 11th, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Gimme snow, gimme ice, gimme that which is my vice.
Metal Merch 0 Get Blind Drunk on Blind Guardian Merlot (and Listen to Their New Album) February 5th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg What would Paul Giamatti make of this?
Metal Merch 0 Give a Heavy Metal Heroes Valentine’s Day Card to Someone You Love February 5th, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg If these don’t make instill your partner with the uncontrollable desire to jump your bones, nuthin’ will.
Metal Merch 0 $70 Black Metal Doggie Vest Will Make Your Pet the Scariest Poser at the Park January 27th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg There’s also a thrash one if you prefer to spend a ridiculous amount of money on that instead.
Metal Merch 0 Iced Earth Made the Best T-Shirt Ever January 7th, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg This is so good it makes me wish I liked Iced Earth.
Cinemetal 0 Watch the Last Chimaira Music Video Ever* January 6th, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg *Until the reunion.
Metal Merch 0 Anthrax Make Firewater Now December 17th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg The tricky moral issues surrounding the release of their new bourbon, which is called Indians.
