Metal Merch 0 Own an Ugly “Crust Couch” with Metal Band Patches for a Mere Five Grand February 24th, 2016 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg “Also, fuck the homeless.”
Metal Merch 0 For A Thousand Bucks, You Can Own This Gene Simmons Mask February 15th, 2016 at 3:00pm Emperor Rhombus Or, you know, pay your rent, furnish your living room, buy twenty cooler masks…
Metal Merch 0 Kanye West Apes Metallica and Judas Priest for New Logo February 12th, 2016 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg It would appear that Kanye West — or someone on […]
Metal Merch 0 Seven Small Online Merch Stores Worth Knowing About February 9th, 2016 at 4:30pm Emperor Rhombus Prepare your PayPal account.
Metal Merch 0 These “Heavy Metal Heroes” Valentine’s Day Cards are the Most Metal Way to Shower Your Boo with Love February 9th, 2016 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein The perfect gift for that special metal someone in your life.
Metal Merch 0 Behemoth Make Communion Wafers Now January 26th, 2016 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Can I get a “HELL YES!!!”?
Metal Merch 0 For a Mere $2,500, You Can Not Meet Guns N’ Roses January 25th, 2016 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Semi-reunited band’s VIP package is fuckdiculous.
Metal Merch 0 Bruce Dickinson To Release Limited Edition Beer This Year January 11th, 2016 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus Live to drink, drink to live, spew or die.
Metal Merch 0 Slipknot Make Toys Now January 11th, 2016 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Alas, Mick Thomson doesn’t come with “Movable Head Stabbing Action.”
Metal Merch 0 Municipal Waste’s Anti-Donald Trump Shirt is the Best Thing Ever January 7th, 2016 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg As much as I love that pro-Bernie Sanders All Shall […]
Metal Merch 0 Awesome New All Shall Perish Shirt Takes on Presidential Candidates January 7th, 2016 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg #feelthebern
Metal Merch 0 Abbath Makes Snow Globes Now January 6th, 2016 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg The former Immortal frontman is now truly a Blizzard Beast At the Heart of Winter.
Metal Merch 0 Hey, It’s a Metal T-Shirt with Chewbacca Ripping Off Luke Skywalker’s Arms December 30th, 2015 at 1:00pm MetalSucks “Always let the wookie win.” But what happens when you […]
Metal Merch 0 Five Star-Wars Themed “Metal Warz” Metal T-Shirts Now Available! December 16th, 2015 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Never have metal and Star Wars gone so well together.
Metal Merch 0 Borknagar Makes Beard Oil Now December 15th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Finally, merchandising that makes sense.
Metal Merch 0 Crack Nuts with Heavy Metal Nutcrackers December 14th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Tchaikovsky would be proud.
Metal Merch 0 Anthrax Bet You’d Like Some For All Kings Playing Cards December 10th, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg And I bet you would not.
Metal Merch 0 Sleep Make Dopesmoker Toys Now December 9th, 2015 at 4:20pm Axl Rosenberg For $85, you can now have a lil’ dopesmoker of your very own.
Metal Merch 0 This New 24-LP Emperor Box Set is INSANE December 9th, 2015 at 1:40pm Vince Neilstein One of the biggest box sets ever to be manufactured?
Metal Merch 0 Iron Maiden Make Headphones Ed-phones Now December 7th, 2015 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Following in the tradition of Motörhead and probably some other old […]
