Metal Merch 0 This Was Bound To Happen: There Are Ghost Halloween Masks Now April 19th, 2016 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus “And what are you supposed to be, little bOH SHIT, IT’S PAPA!”
Metal Merch 0 Zakk Wylde’s Signed Hello Kitty Guitar Is Being Auctioned Off For Charity April 14th, 2016 at 1:30pm Emperor Rhombus All proceeds go to help sick kids, so you can feel good about spending money on your weirdo gear lust.
Metal Merch 0 For Just $500, Tim Lambesis’ Prison Inmate I.D. Can Be Yours (Allegedly) April 8th, 2016 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg In one fell swoop, you can now prove to your friends and family that you’re a devoted As I Lay Dying fan AND a total moron!
Metal Merch 0 Would You Care to Swill Some of Ghost’s New Wine? April 5th, 2016 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus It’s like Mercyful Fate wine, only not as good.
Metal Merch 0 Tell Starving Homeless Children You Hate Them with a $5,000 Portrait of Fred Durst Painted by The Cult’s Billy Morrison April 5th, 2016 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg No, you did not misread that headline, and no, we are not making this up.
Metal Merch 0 This Christmas, Buy Your Kid a Model of Iron Maiden’s Ed Force One March 31st, 2016 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg At last, a legal use for all your glue.
Metal Merch 0 Here’s Trooper Red ‘N’ Black, Iron Maiden’s New Porter March 21st, 2016 at 3:00pm Emperor Rhombus Beer of the dark!
Metal Merch 0 The Bootleg T-Shirt Market at Iron Maiden’s Show in Mexico City is INSANE March 7th, 2016 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein Watch this video tour of the outdoor bootleg market, and compare it to the empty official merch table inside.
Metal Merch 0 Damn, Behemoth, a Third Beer? March 1st, 2016 at 1:30pm Emperor Rhombus Guys, give me some time to catch up!
Metal Merch 0 Own an Ugly “Crust Couch” with Metal Band Patches for a Mere Five Grand February 24th, 2016 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg “Also, fuck the homeless.”
Metal Merch 0 For A Thousand Bucks, You Can Own This Gene Simmons Mask February 15th, 2016 at 3:00pm Emperor Rhombus Or, you know, pay your rent, furnish your living room, buy twenty cooler masks…
Metal Merch 0 Kanye West Apes Metallica and Judas Priest for New Logo February 12th, 2016 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg It would appear that Kanye West — or someone on […]
Metal Merch 0 Seven Small Online Merch Stores Worth Knowing About February 9th, 2016 at 4:30pm Emperor Rhombus Prepare your PayPal account.
Metal Merch 0 These “Heavy Metal Heroes” Valentine’s Day Cards are the Most Metal Way to Shower Your Boo with Love February 9th, 2016 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein The perfect gift for that special metal someone in your life.
Metal Merch 0 Behemoth Make Communion Wafers Now January 26th, 2016 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Can I get a “HELL YES!!!”?
Metal Merch 0 For a Mere $2,500, You Can Not Meet Guns N’ Roses January 25th, 2016 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Semi-reunited band’s VIP package is fuckdiculous.
Metal Merch 0 Bruce Dickinson To Release Limited Edition Beer This Year January 11th, 2016 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus Live to drink, drink to live, spew or die.
Metal Merch 0 Slipknot Make Toys Now January 11th, 2016 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Alas, Mick Thomson doesn’t come with “Movable Head Stabbing Action.”
Metal Merch 0 Municipal Waste’s Anti-Donald Trump Shirt is the Best Thing Ever January 7th, 2016 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg As much as I love that pro-Bernie Sanders All Shall […]
Metal Merch 0 Awesome New All Shall Perish Shirt Takes on Presidential Candidates January 7th, 2016 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg #feelthebern
