Metal Merch 0 Beyoncé Now Makes Slayer-inspired ‘Slayoncé’ Pins October 11th, 2016 at 2:34pm Emperor Rhombus Hey, whatever gives you street cred.
Metal Merch 0 Dave Lombardo’s Misfits Run Immortalized In T-Shirt Form October 7th, 2016 at 10:48am Emperor Rhombus In case that was your favorite part of the Misfits reunion
Metal Merch 0 Anyone Interested in a Deftones Beer? Anyone? September 29th, 2016 at 11:23am Emperor Rhombus Ice-cold suds are really what I’m focused on when blasting emotional post-metal.
Metal Merch 0 Slayer Are Selling Reign in Blood 30th Anniversary Plaques, If You Need a Plaque September 29th, 2016 at 9:30am Emperor Rhombus Drunk on payday? Buddy, have we got a merch item for you!
Metal Merch 0 Iron Maiden “Eddie” Masks are Here Just in Time for Halloween! September 26th, 2016 at 5:03pm Vince Neilstein Powerslave Eddie, Killers Eddie, Piece of Mind Eddie… take your pick!
Metal Merch 0 Motörhead are Launching Another Beer September 22nd, 2016 at 9:51am Emperor Rhombus Motörhead are officially just a booze company now.
Metal Merch 0 Avenged Sevenfold are Apparently Fans of Neither Donald Trump Nor Hillary Clinton September 20th, 2016 at 12:55pm Axl Rosenberg Or so their new shirt would suggest.
Metal Merch 0 Ozzy’s Family Snaps Up Black Sabbath Memorabilia Days Before it Hit the Auction Block September 15th, 2016 at 12:34pm Emperor Rhombus Better that than let it fall into the grubby cockbeaters of peasants like me.
Metal Merch 0 GWARbage Pail Kids September 12th, 2016 at 9:26am Emperor Rhombus It was only a matter of time.
Metal Merch 0 Rammstein Make Tequila Now September 2nd, 2016 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg Cool bottle, bruh.
Metal Merch 0 Amazing Early Black Sabbath Memorabilia To Be Auctioned Off This Fall August 15th, 2016 at 4:30pm Emperor Rhombus Collectors, take note.
Metal Merch 0 This Jeff Hanneman Coffee Table Will Really Tie the Room Together August 8th, 2016 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg If you’re a massive fan of Slayer’s Jeff Hanneman and […]
Metal Merch 0 Meshuggah’s New Album Box Set To Come With Creepy-Ass Mask August 5th, 2016 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus Best box set bonus item EVER.
Metal Merch 0 Barneys Now Selling Black Metal Hoodies for $1,265 August 3rd, 2016 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg WHY????
Metal Merch 0 Mötley Crüe Make Sex Toys Now, Sex Dolls on the Way? July 28th, 2016 at 1:40pm Axl Rosenberg Alas, they’re not selling a dildo modeled on Tommy Lee’s gargantuan dong.
Metal Merch 0 Megadeth Make Beer Now July 27th, 2016 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Following in the footsteps of such metal bands as Behemoth, Iron […]
Metal Merch 0 GWAR’s New Vodka Has A Deceptively Classy Name July 25th, 2016 at 4:30pm Emperor Rhombus I was expecting something more like ‘Liver-Raping Booze-Jizz.’
Metal Merch 0 Justin Bieber Adds His Name, $178 Price Hike to Marilyn Manson Shirt July 20th, 2016 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Hopefully clever, thrifty Beliebers realize how much money they can save with a pair of scissors and an iron-on transfer.
Metal Merch 0 Chris Fronzak from Attila Has a Line of Workout Clothes Now July 5th, 2016 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Attila’s Chris Fronzak hadn’t launched a new business in a […]
Metal Merch 0 Former One Direction Singer Zayn Malik is Doing The Metal Fashion Thing Now June 29th, 2016 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus It’s rough when you’re ripping off Justin Bieber ripping off other bands.
