Metal Merch 0 Amazing Early Black Sabbath Memorabilia To Be Auctioned Off This Fall August 15th, 2016 at 4:30pm Emperor Rhombus Collectors, take note.
Metal Merch 0 This Jeff Hanneman Coffee Table Will Really Tie the Room Together August 8th, 2016 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg If you’re a massive fan of Slayer’s Jeff Hanneman and […]
Metal Merch 0 Meshuggah’s New Album Box Set To Come With Creepy-Ass Mask August 5th, 2016 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus Best box set bonus item EVER.
Metal Merch 0 Barneys Now Selling Black Metal Hoodies for $1,265 August 3rd, 2016 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg WHY????
Metal Merch 0 Mötley Crüe Make Sex Toys Now, Sex Dolls on the Way? July 28th, 2016 at 1:40pm Axl Rosenberg Alas, they’re not selling a dildo modeled on Tommy Lee’s gargantuan dong.
Metal Merch 0 Megadeth Make Beer Now July 27th, 2016 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Following in the footsteps of such metal bands as Behemoth, Iron […]
Metal Merch 0 GWAR’s New Vodka Has A Deceptively Classy Name July 25th, 2016 at 4:30pm Emperor Rhombus I was expecting something more like ‘Liver-Raping Booze-Jizz.’
Metal Merch 0 Justin Bieber Adds His Name, $178 Price Hike to Marilyn Manson Shirt July 20th, 2016 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Hopefully clever, thrifty Beliebers realize how much money they can save with a pair of scissors and an iron-on transfer.
Metal Merch 0 Chris Fronzak from Attila Has a Line of Workout Clothes Now July 5th, 2016 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Attila’s Chris Fronzak hadn’t launched a new business in a […]
Metal Merch 0 Former One Direction Singer Zayn Malik is Doing The Metal Fashion Thing Now June 29th, 2016 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus It’s rough when you’re ripping off Justin Bieber ripping off other bands.
Metal Merch 0 Converse Now Makes All-Star Sneakers with a Wah Wah Pedal Built In June 23rd, 2016 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Kirk Hammett just got real excited.
Metal Merch 0 Axl Rose Makes Expensive Watches Now June 21st, 2016 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg But will they come in plus sizes???
Metal Merch 0 Machine Head’s Robb Flynn Candidly Reveals His “Killers & Kings” Clothing Line is Tanking June 21st, 2016 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Plans to pull the plug on it this fall.
Metal Merch 0 Exodus Make Flip-Flops Now June 17th, 2016 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg These will go great with your Slayer towel.
Metal Merch 0 Megadeth Make “Mustaine for President” Shirts Now May 26th, 2016 at 3:32pm Axl Rosenberg Funnyish.
Metal Merch 0 Bloody Dildos Not Included: You Can Now Buy Deathgasm Action Figures May 26th, 2016 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus Featuring all your favorite characters from the hit film about eyeless demons and thrash metal!
Metal Merch 0 Being Environmentally Friendly Just Got Metal Thanks to These Slayer Bicycles May 11th, 2016 at 1:30pm Phil Boozeman No car for that sweet Slayer bumper sticker? Don’t even worry about it.
Metal Merch 0 NYC Justin Bieber Fans Line Up Around The Block for Pentagram Logo Ripoffs May 4th, 2016 at 4:00pm Emperor Rhombus Be forwarned.
Metal Merch 0 God Damn, Do I Want This New Carcass Bottle Opener April 29th, 2016 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus It’s shaped like a bonesaw. Guys. GUYS. IT’S SHAPED LIKE A BONESAW.
Metal Merch 0 Between the Buried and Me Make Terrariums Now April 21st, 2016 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Terror must be so bummed they didn’t think of this first.
