Metal Merch 0 Most Metal Bathroom Ever: Amazon Sells Black Toilet Paper Now March 6th, 2017 at 11:36am Vince Neilstein Wipe your privates with the most brutal toilet paper imaginable.
Metal Merch 0 Nine Inch Nails Make Dirt Now March 2nd, 2017 at 12:01pm Axl Rosenberg The ultimate in metal merch!
Metal Merch 0 This Custom Made Lemmy Fire Pit is Off the Chain March 1st, 2017 at 2:15pm Axl Rosenberg It shoots fire out of its face!
Metal Merch 0 Heavy Metal Elizabeth Warren Shirts to Benefit the ACLU Now Available February 28th, 2017 at 10:48am Axl Rosenberg “Nevertheless, she persisted” — CUE BREAKDOWN!!!
Metal Merch 0 For a Mere $1,000, This Sega Dreamcast Signed by Fred Durst Can Be Yours February 21st, 2017 at 12:22pm Axl Rosenberg File under “Fuck the Homeless.”
Metal Merch 0 You Can Own Kirk Hammett’s Old Jaguar for Just $35,100 February 16th, 2017 at 1:11pm Vince Neilstein Better start bidding now!
Metal Merch 0 Guns N’ Roses Make Actual Roses Now February 8th, 2017 at 3:48pm Axl Rosenberg Hold your “Garden” jokes.
Metal Merch 0 Heavy Metal Heroes 2017 Valentine’s Day Cards Include Metallica, Mercyful Fate, and Manowar February 7th, 2017 at 11:57am Axl Rosenberg Also: bands whose name does not begin with a letter “m.”
Metal Merch 0 What’s Your Favorite Vintage Metal T-Shirt? February 2nd, 2017 at 1:10pm MetalSucks We just hope you didn’t spend too much money on it.
Metal Merch 0 Behemoth Now Make More Types of Beer Than Anheuser-Busch January 27th, 2017 at 1:12pm Axl Rosenberg Get ready for Behemoth brew #5.
Metal Merch 0 Anthrax Make Beer Now! January 25th, 2017 at 4:17pm Vince Neilstein “Wardance” will be a 5.5% ABV pale ale.
Metal Merch 0 Craigslist Find: 1974 Custom Metallica “Hit the Lights” Party Van January 25th, 2017 at 10:16am Vince Neilstein A former small town fire department ambulance is now the ultimate Metallica fan party bus.
Metal Merch 0 Emmure Shirt Allegedly Depicting Battered Woman Creates Controversy; Frankie Palmeri Responds January 20th, 2017 at 1:57pm Axl Rosenberg Gee, who could ever have predicted this?
Metal Merch 0 Slayer: Classier Socks Now Available January 20th, 2017 at 10:54am Axl Rosenberg Also, Iron Maiden socks and Motörhead socks!
Metal Merch 0 Celebrate the Release of Rogue One: A Star Wars Story with One of Our Nifty Metal Warz T-Shirts December 15th, 2016 at 1:31pm MetalSucks Get a Force-ful of metal.
Metal Merch 0 Immortal Bird Release “Fuck Trump/Fuck 2016” Shirts November 30th, 2016 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Just in time for the holidays…
Metal Merch 0 The Definitive Holiday Gift Guide for Metalheads November 28th, 2016 at 2:25pm Vince Neilstein Not sure what to buy your metal-loving boo this Holiday Season? It’s never been easier, thanks to our handy Heavy Metal Holiday Gift Guide!
Metal Merch 0 Black Friday Sale: 20% Off All MetalSucks Merch November 25th, 2016 at 10:00am MetalSucks And merch from all your favorite metal bands, too!!
Metal Merch 0 The Dillinger Escape Plan, Between the Buried and Me, Every Time I Die and More Amongst Latest Bands to Release Holiday Sweaters November 19th, 2016 at 10:58am Axl Rosenberg Ho ho ho.
Metal Merch 0 For Just $250, One of these Busts of Papa Emeritus from Ghost Can Be Yours November 15th, 2016 at 1:36pm Axl Rosenberg It “weighs over 1 pound!”
