Metal Merch 0 Metal Blade’s Halloween Collection Is Why I’m Poor September 13th, 2018 at 3:02pm Emperor Rhombus Fuck, I want all this goofy-ass shit so bad.
Metal Merch 0 Rebel Wizard Wants You to Buy a Dope-Ass Shirt so They Can Play the USA September 11th, 2018 at 2:01pm Emperor Rhombus Fund a US showcase of negative wizard metal AND let everyone know your feelings on unicorn semen!
Metal Merch 0 Metallica’s “Blackened” Whiskey is Now Available (in the Jar-Oh… Ah!) August 29th, 2018 at 12:45pm Vince Neilstein It’s a blended whiskey, and you can order a bottle online.
Metal Merch 0 Metallica Make Watches Now August 27th, 2018 at 4:55pm Vince Neilstein Now you can proudly wear Metallica on your wrist without Hetfield-style sweatbands.
Metal Merch 0 The Estate of Ronnie James Dio is Auctioning Off 666 of His Personal Items August 22nd, 2018 at 12:50pm Vince Neilstein Items include a six-foot tall animatronic sphinx, Freddie Kruger-style bladed gloves, a robot spider, tons of guitars and plain old ordinary furniture.
Metal Merch 0 Kerrang! Says These Are The 13 Best Metal Shirts of All Time August 10th, 2018 at 1:49pm Emperor Rhombus Actually a pretty solid list, but missing some major contenders!
Metal Merch 0 Bret Michaels Makes Candles Now July 13th, 2018 at 1:36pm Axl Rosenberg Mmmm, smells like gonorrhea.
Metal Merch 0 Melvins’ Buzz Osborne Auctioning off Guitars July 11th, 2018 at 2:50pm Axl Rosenberg Awesome hair not included.
Metal Merch 0 Kiss Make Toilet Seats Now June 8th, 2018 at 11:13am Axl Rosenberg Sadly, none of them are shaped like Gene Simmons’ mouth.
Metal Merch 0 Death Metal Turtlenecks: Now a Thing June 7th, 2018 at 10:14am Vince Neilstein So stylish!
Metal Merch 0 Death: Chuck Schuldiner’s B.C. Rich Stealth Up for Auction May 8th, 2018 at 3:41pm Axl Rosenberg Well, one of ’em, anyway.
Metal Merch 0 Celebrate the Release of Avengers: Infinity War with MetalSucks’ Hulk and Loki T-Shirts! April 24th, 2018 at 12:44pm MetalSucks These puts a smile on Thanos’ face.
Metal Merch 0 Video: Aborted Go Purse Shopping at Michael Kors March 29th, 2018 at 10:51am Axl Rosenberg Death metal band has got great taste in bags.
Metal Merch 0 A Taste of Sin – Sinsaenum releases their own wine March 12th, 2018 at 1:24pm MetalSucks “The delicate, sinful wine is blessed with a light raspberry scent and a roasted aroma.”
Metal Merch 0 Black Panther Gets Officially Licensed Black Sabbath and Pantera Parody T-Shirts March 9th, 2018 at 2:48pm Axl Rosenberg Wait… PANTERA Pantera? Uhh…
Metal Merch 0 Metallica Make Whiskey Now (in the Jar-Oh… Ah!) March 5th, 2018 at 9:38am Vince Neilstein The band will team up with a former Maker’s Mark master distiller for a new whiskey and distillery.
Metal Merch 0 Metallica and Vans Announce New Line of Sneakers February 15th, 2018 at 11:09am Vince Neilstein In the style of their latest album Hardwired… To Self-Destruct.
Metal Merch 0 Jamey Jasta Unveils “Robb Flynn Is My Favorite Rapper” Shirts February 6th, 2018 at 2:49pm Axl Rosenberg There’s no moral to this t-shirt, read the lines in-between.
Metal Merch 0 This Metal Band Accidentally Made a Penis T-Shirt January 22nd, 2018 at 3:45pm Vince Neilstein Oops!
Metal Merch 0 Check Out This Sweet Avenged Sevenfold Poster by Artist Dan Mumford January 17th, 2018 at 5:03pm Vince Neilstein Very limited edition.
