Metal Merch 0 Deicide Release Devil’s Dick Hot Sauce December 23rd, 2020 at 9:54am Axl Rosenberg “It burns when you put it in your mouth.”
Metal Merch 0 Rammstein Frontman Till Lindemann Sells Vibrators Now December 20th, 2020 at 10:07am MetalSucks Also: “Golden Shower” white wine.
Metal Merch 0 The Ultimate Holiday Gift Guide for Metal Musicians! December 10th, 2020 at 1:57pm MetalSucks Guitars, drums, synths, accessories, fun one-of-kind offerings from celebrities, all in a variety of price ranges!
Metal Merch 0 Trio of Eddie Van Halen’s Guitars Sell for $422,000 December 3rd, 2020 at 9:52am Axl Rosenberg Fuckin’ rich people.
Metal Merch 0 The Ultimate Holiday Gift Guide for Metalheads! November 25th, 2020 at 1:45pm MetalSucks Buying a gift for your metalhead friend or family member has never been easier: apparel, music, instruments, electronics, booze, it’s all here!
Metal Merch 0 Kreator Koffee: Now a Thing November 25th, 2020 at 10:26am Axl Rosenberg It’s called “Black Sunrise,” after the song from 1997’s Outcast.
Metal Merch 0 Buy a Kitchen Sink Autographed by Tool November 19th, 2020 at 10:57am Axl Rosenberg It’s for charity!
Metal Merch 0 Killswitch Engage’s Adam D. is Now Available in Vinyl Toy Form November 11th, 2020 at 9:53am Vince Neilstein These Japanese hero figurines come in a “Halloween vomit” color.
Metal Merch 0 Dream Theater’s John Petrucci Unveils Line of Beard Products October 17th, 2020 at 1:36pm MetalSucks “The extraordinary Nebula Signature Series is nothing less than a tribute to the mysterious harmony of the universe.”
Metal Merch 0 Unearth Release New Beer to Benefit the ACLU October 17th, 2020 at 1:26pm MetalSucks “Black Hearts Now Reign” is a Russian imperial stout brewed with white chocolate.
Cinemetal 0 Alice Cooper Remembers It’s An Election Year, Releases New Video For “Elected” October 15th, 2020 at 1:41pm Axl Rosenberg The video is ostensibly intended to promote a line of “Elected”/Alice Cooper for President-themed merch.
Metal Merch 0 Black Sabbath’s Debut Album Cover Is Being Turned Into a Funko Pop! October 13th, 2020 at 11:18am Axl Rosenberg Funko continue to expand the metallic contributions to their ever-growing […]
Metal Merch 0 This Copy of Metallica’s Ride the Lightning Just Sold For $5,000 October 8th, 2020 at 9:39am Vince Neilstein A bargain! One more copy is available for a mere $7,000.
Metal Merch 0 Guns N’ Roses Announce New Pinball Table Co-Designed by Slash October 5th, 2020 at 3:40pm Axl Rosenberg Anyone got a spare thirteen grand they wanna lend me?
Metal Merch 0 Motörhead-Scented Candles Now Available for Your Smelling Pleasure September 23rd, 2020 at 10:53am Axl Rosenberg The “Ace of Spades” candle has “a smoked whiskey fragrance,” natch.
Metal Merch 0 For $7,500, Steel Panther Will Write and Record Custom Lyrics for You September 23rd, 2020 at 10:09am Axl Rosenberg Pick your favorite Steel Panther song, hop on a call with the band to tell them about yourself, and get the ultimate fan souvenir.
Metal Merch 0 You Can Now Adopt One of the Dots on the Cover of Deftones’ Ohms September 23rd, 2020 at 9:46am Axl Rosenberg It’s for charity.
Coronavirus 0 Nine Inch Nails Release New Line of Pandemic-Themed Merch September 22nd, 2020 at 2:52pm Axl Rosenberg “This collection of re-takes re-flects our anxiety and anger during this unprecedented time.”
Coronavirus 0 Anthrax Announce ‘Stop Spreading the Disease’ Hand Sanitizer September 22nd, 2020 at 9:09am Axl Rosenberg No, it’s not a joke.
