Metal in the Media 310 THIS WILL NOT RESTORE YOUR SANITY November 1st, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg This past Saturday was the Jon Stewart/Stephen Colbert-led joint “Rally […]
Metal in the Media 240 KING BUZZO IS SAD ABOUT THE WORLD SERIES October 29th, 2010 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg I care about as much about sports as you folks […]
Metal in the Media 280 FORMER ARKANSAS GOVERNOR MIKE HUCKABEE CALLS TORCHE “HEAVIER THAN SOMETHING REALLY HEAVY” October 27th, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Torche are the latest metal band to be featured on […]
Metal in the Media 120 INTRODUCING THE 2011 HONDA HELLION October 4th, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg You think you have a monopoly on using metal to […]
Metal in the Media 130 AS THOUGH THERE WERE ANY DOUBT, STEVEN TYLER IS NOW OFFICIALLY AN AMERICAN IDOL JUDGE September 22nd, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Which is a smart move on Fox’s part, because now […]
Metal in the Media 70 APPARENTLY MIKE BORDIN DIDN’T WANT TO BE A MILLIONAIRE September 13th, 2010 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein Whenever I was home sick as a kid I’d entertain […]
Metal in the Media 460 IT TOOK A FEMALE REVEREND TO PRAISE METAL August 31st, 2010 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg I don’t think reverends that are also ladies are so […]
Metal in the Media 130 TOM ARAYA BREAKS DOWN SEASONS IN THE ABYSS TRACK-BY-TRACK August 20th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg We might not be getting a full-on sequel to D.X. […]
Metal in the Media 770 LADY GAGA DANCES (BADLY) TO METALLICA’S “METAL MILITIA” August 10th, 2010 at 3:20pm Axl Rosenberg A very intelligent friend of mine tells me I’m wrong […]
Metal in the Media 180 ROB HALFORD IS IN A CELL PHONE COMMERCIAL… PLAYING A PRIEST! August 10th, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Thanks to the magic of my DVR, I don’t really […]
Metal in the Media 190 FAITH NO MORE VS. MAX WEINBERG August 5th, 2010 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg Reader Dalton Stauffer sent us a link to the below […]
Metal in the Media 540 HOMELESS TEENAGE JUGGALOS July 8th, 2010 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg It would be wrong to make fun of homeless kids, […]
Metal in the Media 160 SPONGE-BACH SQUAREPANTS July 1st, 2010 at 3:20pm Vince Neilstein Noisecreep tells us that Sebastian Bach is gonna get the […]
Metal in the Media 160 BEST. HEADLINE. EVER. June 29th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg From TMZ: -AR Thanks to Clint Kaio for this amazing, […]
Metal in the Media 150 STEEL PANTHER SHILL FOR BAD BEER June 10th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Just yesterday a brewery employee was telling us a story […]
Metal in the Media 40 THE MOST METAL CARTOON FROM THIS WEEK’S NEW YORKER May 25th, 2010 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg -AR
Metal in the Media 70 HOLD ME CLOSER, TONY DANZA TAPDANCE EXTRAVAGANZA May 20th, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Okay, so I know this is some random ass shit […]
Metal in the Media 420 “FOR DIO” May 20th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Everyone has already come forth to pay tribute to Dio […]
Metal in the Media 110 WELL THAT’S RANDOM May 20th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I was catching up on the past couple of weeks […]
Metal in the Media 0 REMEMBER WHEN AXL ROSE GOT A WAKE-UP CALL FROM HOWARD STERN? May 14th, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg I guess it’s “oldie-but-goodie” interview day here at MetalSucks. So: […]
