Metal in the Media 0 CANADA ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING COOL (SORT OF ALMOST NOT REALLY) June 12th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg As we’ve correctly asserted many times here on MetalSucks before, Michael […]
Greatest Hits 0 The Single Greatest Analysis of Nickelback’s Work Ever Written June 11th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg A+++++++++++++++
Metal in the Media 0 DEE SNIDER SHILLS FOR CARPET CLEANERS IN NEW TV AD May 22nd, 2012 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein What you are about to see is a 100% real […]
Metal in the Media 0 SLAYER’S KERRY KING SHILLS FOR JÄGERMEISTER IN NEW TV COMMERCIAL May 3rd, 2012 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Have a gander at this lulz/cringe-inducing press copy drummed up […]
Metal in the Media 0 DANCING WITH THE STARS CONTESTANT MEETS MEMBERS OF STEEL PANTHER, WONDERS, “WHO ARE THESE TWO UGLY WOMEN?” April 10th, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Michael Starr and Satchel from Steel Panther were apparently on […]
Metal in the Media 0 JIM NORTON IS THE BEST ZAKK WYLDE ROASTER YET April 3rd, 2012 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg We’ve seen The Ultimate Warrior’s horribly unfunny bit from Guitar […]
Metal in the Media 0 MASTODON’S BRENT HINDS WAS ON THE ODDITIES REALITY TV SHOW April 3rd, 2012 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein I’m a self-professed whore for ultra-niche reality TV, but I’ve […]
Metal in the Media 0 GWAR NEWS: BAND OFFERS ROMANTIC ADVICE, ODERUS COMMENTS ON BOSTON MOSH BAN March 22nd, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Remember last week, when GWAR was soliciting relationship questions from […]
Metal in the Media 0 STEEL PANTHER “LIKED ZAKK WYLDE BETTER WHEN HE WAS HAMMERED ALL THE TIME” March 21st, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg In January Guitar World roasted Zakk Wylde, and up ’til now, […]
Metal in the Media 0 WHO WANTS RELATIONSHIP ADVICE FROM GWAR? March 16th, 2012 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg I mean, you’d entrust your love life to these dudes, […]
Metal in the Media 140 WATCH THIS NOW: T.V. NEWS REPORT ON EX-DECAPITATED VOCALIST COVAN’S CURRENT STATE OF HEALTH February 15th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg I don’t have to tell you about Decapitated’s tragic 2007 […]
Metal in the Media 130 IS AXL ROSE ALWAYS LATE BECAUSE HE HAS STAGE FRIGHT? February 13th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg “Mommy WOW! I’m a big kid now!” The latest incarnation […]
Cinemetal 200 ONE OF THE FARRELLY BROTHERS DIRECTED A SUPER BOWL COMMERCIAL WITH THE DARKNESS February 6th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Justin Hawkins from The Darkness turned up in a Super […]
Cinemetal 240 Mötley Crüe Are in a Super Bowl Commercial February 2nd, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg As someone who does not give the slightest of craps […]
Metal in the Media 50 THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR TRIES TO ROAST ZAKK WYLDE, FAILS January 24th, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg So Guitar World roasted Zakk Wylde last week, and now a […]
Cinemetal 160 TRENT REZNOR DOESN’T KNOW WHERE HIS GRAMMYS ARE December 16th, 2011 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg Yesterday, Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross were nominated for a […]
Editorials 30 BRÖHAMMER GUITARIST STILL SINGLE….WHY?! December 8th, 2011 at 4:20pm Kip Wingerschmidt photo by Metal Chris from DCHeavyMetal.com It’s no secret that […]
Metal in the Media 210 THE BBC: STILL CHASING THE METAL BOOGIE MAN IN THE 21ST CENTURY December 8th, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Being a heavily geocentric, uncultured ‘Merican, I don’t actually know […]
Metal in the Media 400 “HIS MOTHER SAYS HE WAS A NORMAL, HAPPY BOY… UNTIL HE BECAME OBSESSED WITH BLACK METAL MUSIC!” December 7th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg If those words make you laugh as hard as I […]
Metal in the Media 130 WHEN HIP HOP DUDES GO TO A METAL SHOW December 7th, 2011 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Most metalheads probably aren’t familiar with Prince Paul but he’s […]
