Metal Etiquette 0 Watch Metallica’s Televised Central Park Set, Read James Hetfield’s Statement on Why the Band Will Never Play the Super Bowl September 26th, 2016 at 9:11am Emperor Rhombus He’s spot-on in his assessment.
Metal Etiquette 0 Sammy Hagar Apologizes To Van Halen for… Something? August 18th, 2016 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus He says it’s for “all the bad things I’ve ever said about you”, which is nice, but…
Metal Etiquette 0 Wacken Open Air Festival Bans Backpacks in the Wake of European Terrorist Attacks July 28th, 2016 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus Have fun carrying that merch around, guys.
Metal Etiquette 0 Video: Marilyn Manson’s Hershey, PA, Show Was Worse Than We Thought July 25th, 2016 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus What happened?
Metal Etiquette 0 Watch: Misha Mansoor Explains Music Store Etiquette July 19th, 2016 at 12:00pm Phil Boozeman For the asshole at Guitar Center in your life.
Editorials 0 Editorial: Take Photos with Your Phone, But Hold Off On Posting Them June 30th, 2016 at 3:30pm Emperor Rhombus It’s cool to get memories. It’s lame to lose an experience over making sure they’re online.
Metal Etiquette 0 Black Stone Cherry Apologize for Claiming Motörhead Offered Them Cocaine April 29th, 2016 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus It was actually “former employees” of Motörhead who offered bassist Jon Lawhon “substances.”
Metal Etiquette 0 According to Black Stone Cherry, Lemmy Was Generous with His Cocaine April 27th, 2016 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus But these bozos didn’t do any!
Metal Etiquette 0 Iron Maiden Weren’t Quite Censored For Their First Chinese Concert April 26th, 2016 at 3:30pm Emperor Rhombus Well, they were, but not egregiously.
Metal Etiquette 0 AC/DC Offers Refund for London Show Featuring Axl Rose April 26th, 2016 at 1:30pm Emperor Rhombus That instills confidence!
Metal Etiquette 0 Happy National Beer Day, Metalheads! April 7th, 2016 at 3:00pm Emperor Rhombus Reign in suds!
Metal Etiquette 0 Screw Saint Patrick, Hail Dionysus! March 17th, 2016 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus This March 17th, party with the gods!
Metal Etiquette 0 Tumbler of the Beast: Jeppson’s Malört February 5th, 2016 at 4:00pm Emperor Rhombus The ugliest broad at the Chicago Policeman’s Ball.
Metal Etiquette 0 Tumbler of the Beast: Midnight Moon Moonshine January 12th, 2016 at 3:30pm Emperor Rhombus Maybe not the genuine article, but still mighty tasty.
Metal Etiquette 0 Ozzy to Formally Apologize for Pissing on The Alamo November 5th, 2015 at 11:30am Emperor Rhombus The prince of darkness makes it official.
Metal Etiquette 0 Tumbler of the Beast: Brennivín September 23rd, 2015 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus Beware the Black Death of Iceland.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Milwaukee Venue Says What We’re All Thinking: No More Metalcore! September 21st, 2015 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus Damn kids and their haircut music.
Metal Etiquette 0 Tumbler of the Beast: Dansk Mjod Viking Blod September 4th, 2015 at 4:00pm Emperor Rhombus Drinking horn and saucy wenches not included.
Br00tal-lists 0 A Comprehensive List of Fake Words Used in Metal August 3rd, 2015 at 4:00pm Emperor Rhombus ‘Repentless’ isn’t the only one.
Metal Etiquette 0 Vinnie Paul Thinks Rebel Flag Controversy is Bullsh*t, Pantera’s Merch Company Does Not July 17th, 2015 at 11:20am Emperor Rhombus You might have missed your chance to buy the ‘Hesher Dream’ T-shirt before your brother’s wedding.