\m/ 260 NERGAL FREE TO DEFACE BIBLES AGAIN! June 29th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I know I’m a cynical bastard, but can you blame […]
\m/ 160 TONY DANCE PLAY THEIR NEW ALBUM TO “REAL PEOPLE” June 28th, 2010 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Axl Rosenberg on Danza III: The Series of Unfortunate Events, […]
\m/ 170 THE DRUMS ARE ICE COLD June 25th, 2010 at 4:20pm Kip Wingerschmidt ….especially when the kit is made of ICE. Okay so […]
\m/ 540 DELIVER US FROM EVIL AREN’T CHRISTIAN, ARE F*CKING SICK June 22nd, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg It takes balls for five white dudes from Indiana to […]
\m/ 120 SHINING (NORWAY) WIN A MILLION BONES! June 21st, 2010 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Last week we let you know about a Norwegian contest […]
\m/ 80 AIRBOURNE’S JOEL O’KEEFE SCORES ONE FOR ROCK N’ ROLL June 17th, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg In my very limited experience with Airbourne’s Joel O’Keefe, he’s a […]
\m/ 510 EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS OF DINO CAZARES ACTUALLY EATING A BABY!!! June 14th, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg We’ve given Dino Cazares a lot of shit on MetalSucks. […]
\m/ 20 HELP A BROTHA OUT: LUDICRA FUNDRAISER FOR JOHN COBBETT June 14th, 2010 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Ludicra’s “De-Cancellation Tour” — waged in the face of Mayhem […]
\m/ 50 AN ACCURATE PORTRAYAL OF MY LIFE June 11th, 2010 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein -VN From The New Yorker, via MetalGF
\m/ 270 A GUIDE TO HEAVY METAL HAND GESTURES June 11th, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg I owe Rob at Metal Injection a bowl for finding […]
\m/ 470 WHOLE LOTTA LOVE: AN ALL-STAR TRIBUTE TO FAT CHICKS! June 2nd, 2010 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein A compilation that combines my love of metal with my […]
\m/ 120 GET YOUR METAL BURGER ON: GRILL ‘EM ALL IN NYC! May 28th, 2010 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein UPDATE: The TV show will be filming at the FLATIRON […]
\m/ 120 THERE ACTUALLY IS A SWING VERSION OF “ENTER SANDMAN!” May 27th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Yesterday, we wrote about a .WAV algorithm that can (allegedly) […]
\m/ 310 PIRATE METALLERS SWASHBUCKLE CHALLENGE PIRATE METALLERS ALESTORM TO A CANNON BATTLE May 25th, 2010 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein When it comes to pirate metal bands I’m firmly in […]
\m/ 40 I WANNA GO ICE-FISHING WITH NOCTURNO CULTO May 21st, 2010 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein So br00tal. I’ll bet he makes a killer smoked salmon. […]
\m/ 120 GRANDPA LOVES SLAYER May 21st, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Endre Pál – or “palendre,” as he’s known on YouTube […]
\m/ 40 EYELOVEEYEHATEGOD May 17th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Eyehategod’s MetalSucks co-sponsored tour with Nachtmystium and Brutal Truth doesn’t […]
\m/ 160 A METAL MASH-UP THAT’S ACTUALLY WORTH A SH*T May 14th, 2010 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Like most of the interwebs I’m pretty sick of mash-ups. […]
\m/ 420 AND I SAY THIS AS A HUGE SLAYER FAN May 5th, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Slayer fans are not always the brightest people on the […]
\m/ 240 I’D EAT A SLAYER BURRITO May 3rd, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg I hadn’t eaten at a Taco Bell for a long, […]