\m/ 0 Converge are (Pea)nuts November 12th, 2012 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Hardcore stalwarts have taken to playing Vince Guaraldi’s classic Charlie Brown music.
\m/ 0 Best Video Ever of the Day: Six-Year-Old Girl Impersonates Skeletonwitch’s Chance Garnette November 9th, 2012 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg She does not, however, instruct anyone to eat pussy, drink beer, and smoke weed.
\m/ 0 Most Metal Dog Ever? November 9th, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Possibly even more metal than Pug Destroyer.
\m/ 0 The Best Review of Neurosis’ New Album You’ll Ever See November 8th, 2012 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein We promise.
\m/ 0 Devin Townsend and Jed Simon Perform Strapping Young Lad Material for the First Time in Seven Years October 29th, 2012 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg Watch video of a Strapping Young Lad semi-reunion!
Show Reviews 0 RIGHT NOW! MetalSucks Live-Blogs Devin Townsend’s Retinal Circus Extravaganza! Join Us! October 27th, 2012 at 2:30pm Anso DF It was Devin Townsend’s historic multi-media super-concert live from London! We were watching! You were watching! Live it all (again) via our bubbly, blubbery live-blog!
\m/ 0 Gwar Go Trick-or-Treating October 24th, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Oderus Urungus loves doorbells, hates bananas.
\m/ 0 BECAUSE WE HAVEN’T POSTED THIS SONG IN WAY TOO LONG October 16th, 2012 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein
\m/ 0 DANNY TREJO SACRIFICES HIS LIFE FOR GWAR October 15th, 2012 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg In case appearing in a Maylene and the Sons of Disaster […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 ATTN METAL BANDS: PLS COVER THIS JAM, CREATE CRUSHGAZE GENRE? October 12th, 2012 at 3:30pm Anso DF Hint: Set volume at hearing-damage levels. Dude srs don’t u […]
Cinemetal 0 IRON MAIDEN NEWSWATCH: BRUCE’S KEYNOTE SPEECH, NEW ADRIAN JAM October 12th, 2012 at 1:30pm Anso DF We all eagerly await the unseating of NBA commissioner David […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 LISTEN: SHORTEST, PISSIEST, AWESOMEST KISS INTERVIEW EVER? October 12th, 2012 at 12:00pm Anso DF “Here smell this.” Look, nobody on Earth has less sympathy […]
The Webernets 0 DEFTONES: CHI CHENG’S SON SEEMS COOL October 12th, 2012 at 11:30am Anso DF Deftones bassist Chi Cheng remains in a “minimally conscious state” […]
\m/ 0 REMINDER: METALSUCKS + VERTEBRAE33 ARE AT NEW YORK COMIC CON RIGHT NOW! COME MEET DEE SNIDER, ALEX SKOLNICK, AND PAUL BOOTH! October 12th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I’m writing this about eleven hours before any of you […]
\m/ 0 4 YEAR OLD SHOWS OFF BRUTAL VOCALS October 10th, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Some people think that metal vocalists have become irrelevant, and […]
\m/ 0 Tabletop Miniature Wargaming: An Untapped Well of Metal Potential September 28th, 2012 at 3:00pm MetalSucks guest writer: Archon Xalkire It is one a.m. in the […]
\m/ 0 MANOWAR > THE BEATLES September 27th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg I do not advocate violence against women (or anyone, really, […]
\m/ 0 KERRY KING HELPS AWESOME LADY PROPOSE TO HER BOYFRIEND September 27th, 2012 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Reader Dan Burton’s girlfriend, Abbey, recently decided that she wanted […]
\m/ 0 GREEN DAY’S BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG FLIPS OUT ON STAGE, ENTERS REHAB September 24th, 2012 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Christopher Polk / Getty Images / Clear Channel Pampered, rich […]
\m/ 0 JAMEY JASTA IS A WORDSMITH September 14th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Hatebreed have completed the recording of their new album, and […]
