\m/ 0 Every Time I Die’s Andy Williams Lost His Pro Wrestling Debut :( March 22nd, 2016 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein But, by all accounts, it was a great fight!
\m/ 0 Iron Maiden’s Ed Force One Flies Again after Airplane Gets Two New $4 Million Jet Engines March 22nd, 2016 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Must keep the show on the road at all costs!
\m/ 0 Septicflesh Gets the Fartcore Treatment March 16th, 2016 at 12:40pm Phil Boozeman The most deliciously smelly cover of Septicflesh ever.
\m/ 0 Welp, This Dio Tattoo Wins the Fucking Game March 15th, 2016 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus Riding the tiger at an expert level.
\m/ 0 The Last Metal Critic Pt. 3 March 11th, 2016 at 4:00pm Emperor Rhombus “We can’t eat any of him?”
\m/ 0 The Ghost Inside Drummer Posts Video of Himself Standing On One Foot March 10th, 2016 at 12:30pm Emperor Rhombus As in, his only foot.
\m/ 0 Scientists Discover Material Blacker Than Black, Darkthrone March 9th, 2016 at 3:30pm Emperor Rhombus None more black. Literally.
\m/ 0 Israeli Tool Fan Fights Off Hamas Terrorist Attacker with His Guitar March 9th, 2016 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Metal saves lives!
\m/ 0 Baroness Disavow Sexual Assaulter Fan March 8th, 2016 at 11:30am Emperor Rhombus “If you read this post, stay the fuck away from Baroness and our audience. We don’t need you at our show, we don’t want you in our audience.”
\m/ 0 The Return of Gotham Season 2 was so Metal it Deserves a Concept Album March 4th, 2016 at 3:00pm Phil Boozeman It’s the concept album we all deserve, and definitely the one we need right now.
\m/ 0 Bruce Dickinson Wants To Bring Food To Starving Children With The World’s Largest Aircraft March 3rd, 2016 at 3:30pm Emperor Rhombus Basically, he’s a fucking superhero.
\m/ 0 Best Video Ever of the Day: Hand-Made Machine Plays a Song Using 2,000 Marbles — Wintergatan March 3rd, 2016 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein This is truly incredible to watch.
\m/ 0 Mastodon Opening Atlanta Rehearsal Studio February 22nd, 2016 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Ember City should open in the next few months.
\m/ 0 Iron Maiden’s New 747 “Ed Force One” Jetliner is the Most Badass Plane They’ve Had Yet February 19th, 2016 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein HOW COOL IS IT THAT IRON MAIDEN HAVE THEIR OWN AIRPLANE AND BRUCE DICKINSON FLIES IT AGGGHHHH
\m/ 0 Gridlink Guitarist Takafumi Matsubara on the Mend from Infection/Inflammation of the Brain February 18th, 2016 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Finally, some good news for the metal world.
\m/ 0 Video: Lamb of God/Megadeth Drummer Chris Adler Goes Skydiving February 17th, 2016 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg I’m so never doing this.
\m/ 0 Eagles of Death Metal Will “Finish” Their Paris Show Tonight, Frontman Decries Gun Control February 16th, 2016 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus “Did your French gun control stop a single fucking person from dying at the Bataclan?”
\m/ 0 The MetalSucks Presidents Day Video Playlist February 15th, 2016 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Featuring Saxon, Alice Cooper, Ministry, All Shall Perish, and more.
\m/ 0 Carlos Santana Calls Out the NFL for Not Asking Metallica to Play the Super Bowl February 10th, 2016 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus Also Journey and Steve Miller?
\m/ 0 Video: The Ghost Inside’s Jonathan Vigil Rehabbing from Bus Crash Injuries February 9th, 2016 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein This footage is tough to watch, but encouraging nonetheless.