Lolz 0 Welcome To The Support Group For Metalheads Who Just Can’t Do Festivals Anymore May 27th, 2016 at 12:40pm Emperor Rhombus No names here, friend.
Lolz 0 New Supergroup Alert: New Supergroup Alert Unites Current and Former Members of Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Metallica, Anthrax, Slipknot, and More! May 24th, 2016 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg The superest of super groups to date!
Lolz 0 Axl Rose Stands On His Own at AC/DC Show May 20th, 2016 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus Literally, like on his feet.
Lolz 0 Breaking: Eddie Has Gone Missing May 18th, 2016 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus This is a state of emergency.
Lolz 0 Scare Tactics: Was Obama BORN IN FINLAND?!?!?!?! May 16th, 2016 at 4:30pm Emperor Rhombus Nice try, Barack KUOPPALA Obama.
Lolz 0 Scare Tactics: Does Prog Metal Make You STERILE?!?! April 29th, 2016 at 3:30pm Emperor Rhombus Recent studies have been released linking the performance of prog metal to STERILITY, IMPOTENCE, and even BALL DEATH.
Lolz 0 Video: Bruce Dickinson Confronts (But Doesn’t Break) Iron Maiden’s Chinese Censorship Rules Onstage in Shanghai April 29th, 2016 at 11:30am Emperor Rhombus I love this dude.
Lolz 0 Let The Metal Motivator Kick Your Life Into 666th Gear April 12th, 2016 at 4:00pm Emperor Rhombus I love being motivated! I LOVE BEING MOTIVATED!
Lolz 0 Forgotten Tears Don’t Give a Fuck What You Think About Them April 8th, 2016 at 4:00pm Phil Boozeman And they made a music video to prove it!
Lolz 0 David Draiman Apologizes to Texting Fan — But He Also Makes a Grammatical Oopsie! April 1st, 2016 at 2:00pm MetalSucks He says he feels “badly,” but we think he probably just feels bad!
Lolz 0 Here’s Slayer and Testament Cuddling Some Puppies March 22nd, 2016 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus I swear we didn’t photoshop these.
Lolz 0 Seven Other Bands Changing Their Name to Play South Africa March 11th, 2016 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Deicide, Heaven Shall Burn, and Goatwhore are among the bands will to compromise for fans in that part of the world.
Lolz 0 Scare Tactics: Can Headbanging KILL YOU?!?! March 10th, 2016 at 3:30pm Emperor Rhombus Innocent expression of fandom or one-way ticket road to the grave?
Lolz 0 Papa Emeritus III Got Himself as a Cake for His Birthday March 7th, 2016 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus Ghost and cake. You really can’t lose.
Lolz 0 Foo Fighters are on Indefinite Hiatus, Laughing At Us All March 3rd, 2016 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus Their “big announcement” was a beautiful act of middle-fingery.
Lolz 0 Now There’s a Petition to Stop Kid Rock from Inducting Cheap Trick Into The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame February 26th, 2016 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus Finally, a Change.org campaign we can get behind…
Lolz 0 Gentlemen, The Metal Experiment Must Come To An End February 23rd, 2016 at 4:00pm Emperor Rhombus I’m afraid Project: Hand of Doom has gotten out of control.
Lolz 0 A Chapter from J.D. Salinger’s The Butcher in the Rye February 22nd, 2016 at 5:00pm Emperor Rhombus There I was, surrounded by posers.
Lolz 0 Bring Me the Horizon Frontman Oli Sykes Destroys Coldplay’s Table at NME Awards February 18th, 2016 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus That’ll get them to notice you!
Lolz 0 YouTuber Hums “Bark At The Moon” to Avoid Copyright Infringement on Guitar Hero Video January 27th, 2016 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus Beavis and Butthead be proud.
