Lolz 0 Video: Guns N’ Roses Give New Song “Hard Skool” Its Live Debut September 24th, 2021 at 10:41am MetalSucks No, really, that’s how they’re spelling it.
Lolz 0 Video: Mark Hunter Performs Chimaira Songs Dressed as Ronald McDonald March 26th, 2021 at 11:38am Axl Rosenberg Are you lovin’ it?
Lolz 0 Lamb of God’s Mark Morton Teaches You What It’s Like to Be in a Touring Band January 30th, 2021 at 11:04am MetalSucks Finally, you, too, can live the not-quite-a-rockstar life.
Lolz 0 Kid Rock Turns 50, Changes Name to Kid Rocking Chair January 15th, 2021 at 1:59pm Axl Rosenberg His new album will include the singles “Bawitdabaltoprev,” “Devil Without Bladder Control,” and “Only God Knows Why I Came in This Room.”
Lolz 0 Exclusive Interview: Max Cavalera’s Mono-Dreadlock October 29th, 2020 at 9:46am Axl Rosenberg “I feel like I’ve been liberated. Max was very heavy, man.”
Lolz 0 That Time Daron Malakian Pretended to Be a Random Fan and Told a Magazine How Great System of Down Are August 4th, 2020 at 2:36pm Axl Rosenberg “If you guys missed System Of A Down, you missed everything. They blew me away.”
Lolz 0 If More Metal Bands Made Scented Candles November 14th, 2019 at 10:35am Axl Rosenberg Includes suggestions for Metallica, Tool, Slipknot, and more.
Lolz 0 Heavy Metal Lyrics That Would Make Great Fortune Cookies November 6th, 2019 at 1:11pm MetalSucks Includes gems of wisdom from Metallica, Slipknot, Gojira, and more.
Lolz 0 Mastadon Touring with Throwdown; Mastodon Not Touring with Throwdown September 11th, 2019 at 3:23pm Axl Rosenberg Metal meets its evil EDM twin.
Lolz 0 Mushroomhead Introduce New Member, Taco Dude August 26th, 2019 at 2:51pm MetalSucks This has nothing to do with Tortilla Man.
Lolz 0 How Well Do People Know the Band Whose Shirt They’re Wearing? August 1st, 2019 at 4:45pm Axl Rosenberg Jared Dines investigates!
Lolz 0 I Don’t Know It for a Fact… I Just Know It’s True: Metal Edition November 6th, 2018 at 11:17am MetalSucks We give the metal treatment to the recurring segment from HBO’s Real Time with Bill Maher. Includes Slipknot, Megadeth, Mastodon, and more.
Lolz 0 Here’s What Happened When A Mormon Tried to Pay A Call to Deicide’s Glen Benton September 13th, 2018 at 12:04pm Emperor Rhombus Serpents of the Light, get off my fucking lawn
Lolz 0 Where to Even Begin with This ICP Furry Video… July 9th, 2018 at 2:15pm Emperor Rhombus Ho boy.
Lolz 0 Korn Guitarist and Warped Tour Founder Trade Twitter Quips over Islander Getting Dropped from Warped Tour July 9th, 2018 at 11:37am Emperor Rhombus A rare moment where we wish a member of Korn had argued harder on social media.
Lolz 0 Ornithologist: Jacob Bannon Sounds like a Northern Potoo, Randy Blythe Sounds like a Mute Swan April 4th, 2018 at 1:09pm Axl Rosenberg He also matched King Diamond and Deafheaven with types of birds.
Lolz 0 Watch John 5 Shred A Hello Kitty Guitar March 13th, 2018 at 12:15pm MetalSucks Slammin’ riffs, slappin’, banjo pickin’, and more!
Lolz 0 Doom Metal Scientists Discover Slowest Riff Possible (According to The Onion) February 22nd, 2017 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Is it by Bloody Panda?
Lolz 0 It’s an Interview with Suicide Silence… IN 360 DEGREES!!!! EXTREME!!! January 12th, 2017 at 11:28am Vince Neilstein One of the most scintillating interviews of all time featuring just what you always wanted: a panorama view of Suicide Silence’s feet.
Lolz 0 Is Vice President Joe Biden Leading the Charge for a National Dokken History Month? November 17th, 2016 at 4:09pm Axl Rosenberg No, he isn’t. But that’s the premise for a hilarious story from The Onion!
