Lolz 0 Ex-Death Drummer Richard Christy Drinks Rat Sh*t Coffee March 30th, 2023 at 4:09pm Hesher Keenan This animal behind the kit loves coffee made from animal shit.
Lolz 0 Devin Townsend Says Chad Kroeger is a ‘Phenomenally Smart’ Metalhead: “It’s Just a Different Frequency that Folks like that Exist On” January 3rd, 2023 at 9:25am Em Shadows What timeline are we on?
Lolz 0 Study Finds Truckers That Listen to Metal Are More Down to F*ck Than Others December 19th, 2022 at 2:09pm Hesher Keenan Truckers need love too, it turns out.
Lolz 0 Avatar Think It’s Their Duty to Save Heavy Metal August 22nd, 2022 at 10:38am Em Shadows The new album sounds like Judas Priest, apparently.
Lolz 0 GWAR Think Adele Might Be a Space Alien In Disguise July 26th, 2022 at 8:37am Emperor Rhombus Other suspicious characters include Springsteen and Bjork.
Lolz 0 Video: System of a Down’s Serj Tankian and John Dolmayan Perform “Aerials” with a Cover Band In Mexico July 18th, 2022 at 3:14pm Em Shadows Hey, they’re brothers in law, despite politics.
Lolz 0 The 10 Best Dimmu Borgir Songs to Get Fingerblasted To July 15th, 2022 at 11:04am Emperor Rhombus Stormblast? Fingerblast!
Lolz 0 Beavis and Butt-Head Starring Odin and Thor: The Notorious Singasteinn Seal Fight July 12th, 2022 at 11:48am MetalSucks “My ravens will tell me, dumbass.”
Lolz 0 Mastodon’s Brann Dailor Thinks Music Awards Are “A Popularity Contest…But Hey, I’ll Take a Grammy, That’s Cool” July 1st, 2022 at 10:34am Emperor Rhombus He’s also ready to admit that it’s cool that four chuds like Mastodon got the same statue as Michael Jackson.
Lolz 0 KISS Thank Austrian Fans By Displaying the Australian Flag June 28th, 2022 at 10:17am Emperor Rhombus CLASSIC.
Lolz 0 The 10 Real Reasons My Erotic Novel About Gojira Got Rejected By Random House June 23rd, 2022 at 11:05am Emperor Rhombus As God is my witness, you will someday hold a copy of ‘The Way of All Flesh: Love and Lust On Toxic Garbage Island.’
Lolz 0 Deftones Guitarist Stephen Carpenter to Sit Out of UK/European Tour: “I’m Just Not Ready to Leave Home or the Country Yet” May 20th, 2022 at 10:27am Emperor Rhombus Carpenter is vehemently anti-vaxx.
Lolz 0 Chicken McNugent Wants to “Beat the Sh*t Out of Bad People Ruining America,” Which He Says Is “Just a Figure of Speech” May 19th, 2022 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus Gasp, English isn’t Ted Nugent’s first language! What would Ted Nugent think?
Lolz 0 Even Judas Priest’s Ian Hill Isn’t Sure If They’re Inducted Into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame: “You Tell Me!” May 15th, 2022 at 8:58am Emperor Rhombus When it was first announced that Judas Priest would receive […]
Lolz 0 Will Smith: “Ozzfest is the Least African American Event Outside of that Broom-and-Big-Ass-Hockey Puck Thing at the Olympics” May 10th, 2022 at 1:34pm Emperor Rhombus Best description ever.
Lolz 0 Chris Jericho Admits He Uses Backing Tracks Live: “Everybody Does…It Doesn’t Make You Any Less of a Band” April 3rd, 2022 at 9:01am Emperor Rhombus We doubt Clutch or Gojira would agree.
Lolz 0 Watch: Machine Gun Kelly’s Cover of SOAD’s “Aerials” Is Somehow Not an April Fools’ Joke April 1st, 2022 at 8:43am Emperor Rhombus Why pick this song when you can’t sing?
Lolz 0 Fred Durst Reveals Even Grosser Dad Look During Limp Bizkit Festival Set March 21st, 2022 at 8:10am Emperor Rhombus The Limp Lebowski.
Lolz 0 Slipknot’s Tortilla Man Answered Fan Questions — Including His Favorite Tortilla-Based Dish March 17th, 2022 at 10:54am Emperor Rhombus Hint: it’s Mexican food.
