Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Shell Shock II Hilariously Booked a Slipknot Cover Band to Headline After Bands Dropped Off October 2nd, 2024 at 2:18pm Hesher Keenan Hahahahahahaha
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Convicted Pedo Ian Watkins was Stabbed in Prison Over Drugs, Now Pays for Protection July 8th, 2024 at 3:49pm Hesher Keenan Turns out they didn’t get even remotely close to 200 stab wounds.
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Rapper Claims He’s Being Sued for Blatantly Ripping Off Iron Maiden May 2nd, 2024 at 1:24pm Hesher Keenan He’s officially in the “find out” phase.
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Tucker Carlson Opening for Kid Rock is as Cringey as You’d Expect April 8th, 2024 at 11:36am Hesher Keenan Because nothing says “rock show” like Tucker Carlson.
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Sailors Learn the Hard Way That Orcas are the Crowdkillers of the Sea November 20th, 2023 at 9:00am Hesher Keenan When opening up a pit in open waters goes wrong.
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 No Sh*t: Cannibal Corpse Don’t Want to Tour with Six Feet Under September 21st, 2023 at 9:34am Em Shadows Why would they?
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Disturbed Singer David Draiman Thinks Tinder is a Sh*tshow May 8th, 2023 at 10:09am Em Shadows “Scammers, grifters, fakes and phonies abound.”
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Someone Definitely Sh*t Themselves at a Sleep Token Concert Over the Weekend May 1st, 2023 at 10:25am Hesher Keenan Call in the hazmat team.
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 A Religious Group Says Reebok’s New Footware Has ‘Baphomet Feet’ and We Suddenly Need New Shoes September 21st, 2022 at 12:56pm Hesher Keenan I wonder if they have a size 11 available…
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Quit Bein’ Weird: Waitress Gets Canned for Secretly Filming Axl Rose September 3rd, 2022 at 11:02am Hesher Keenan It’s So Easy to just follow the rules, so You’re Crazy if you think she doesn’t deserve to be Estranged from her employer.
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 “Eggs and Light” Are Not Metallica Lyrics, but Researchers Found “Enter Sandman” America’s Most Misheard Song August 31st, 2022 at 1:37pm Hesher Keenan I mean really, who would get “ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gniht ym tup i” wrong?!
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Watch: Kid Rock Fan Takes the Stage, Gets Tackled By Security After Set Gets Canceled Due to Weather July 24th, 2022 at 8:07am Emperor Rhombus Now it’s a party!
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Five Finger Death Punch’s Chris Kael Just Offered MetalSucks a Challenge July 12th, 2022 at 3:22pm Emperor Rhombus Photo by Alfred Nitsch
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Finally: Fripp and Toyah Are Going on Tour June 28th, 2022 at 12:18pm Emperor Rhombus MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Video: Axl Rose Sounds Like Family Guy‘s Herbert During Awful Festival Performance June 27th, 2022 at 12:16pm Emperor Rhombus Yikes.
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Video: Kingdom Come Botch Their Entire Sweden Rock Festival Set June 14th, 2022 at 12:57pm Emperor Rhombus Why do the drums keep slowing down?
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Watch: Kirk Hammett Butchers the Intro to “Nothing Else Matters” Live, Laughs at His Own Screw-Up May 31st, 2022 at 7:56am Emperor Rhombus At least he has a sense of humor about it.
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Watch: Vince Neil Did an Ad for Dollar Loan Center, and It’s So Depressing May 16th, 2022 at 3:41pm Emperor Rhombus Just brutal.
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Joan Jett: “Ted Nugent Has to Live With Being Ted Nugent…That’s Punishment Enough” May 4th, 2022 at 8:26am Emperor Rhombus Amazing.
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Santa Cruz Announce Return to The Whisky, Where They Were Accused of Lip-Syncing: “This Time It’s Personal” April 19th, 2022 at 11:54am Emperor Rhombus Hey, as long as the world’s watching, why not go overboard with it.
