Haterade 0 Nick Jonas Infuriated Guitar Nerds Everywhere with This Shitty Solo April 5th, 2016 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus To be fair, it’s super painful to listen to.
Haterade 0 A Shitstain on the Ass of the Universe, #33: Hair Jordan March 1st, 2016 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Stay sick (of this shit).
Haterade 0 Band Claims to be “Post-Deathcore,” is Wrong February 22nd, 2016 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Suicide Silence Sycophants #5,392,786
Haterade 0 Ammonia Hates Hellyeah January 19th, 2016 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Leak of dangerous gas causes Houston concert to be evacuated.
Haterade 0 Myrkur’s Amalie Bruun: “I Am Getting Tired Of Death Threats, Hate Mail” January 8th, 2016 at 2:00pm Anso DF Is this who we are? If so, let’s burn us down.
Haterade 0 Spite is the New Suffokate December 4th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg And not just because of the singer’s stupid ear gauges.
Haterade 0 Nu-Metalcore Band Sharks in Your Mouth Demonstrate that Linkin Park Could Be Far Worse November 4th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Change your status from “About to Break” to “Broke.”
Haterade 0 JNCOs Announces Fresh Designs; Nu-Metal Apocalypse Draws Nearer November 4th, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg You’re a metalhead, so I’m going to assume you know […]
Haterade 0 Disma Booted from Netherlands Deathfest Due to Nazi Associations October 20th, 2015 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Ten bands threatened to drop off the bill unless Disma were kicked out.
Haterade 0 Guitarist with Silly Name Says David Draiman Unplugged Device Too Soon, is Incorrect October 19th, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg What a Dope.
Haterade 0 Former All That Remains Bassist Jeanne Sagan Joins Five Finger Death Punch Lite Crossing Rubicon, May be a Worse Singer Than Phil Labonte October 19th, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Who farted?
Haterade 0 God Punishes For Today for Blatant Homophobia with Poor Album Sales October 15th, 2015 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein The world’s most homophobic metal band has a significant drop-off in sales from their last album.
Haterade 0 Five Finger Death Punch’s Ivan Moody: “Fuck Kanye West” October 12th, 2015 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein The FFDP frontman puts Kanye on blast, then goes on an incoherent Kanye-like rant of his own.
Haterade 0 Varg is Teaching His Home-Schooled Children English Using Automatic Weapons October 7th, 2015 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein Is this really all that surprising?
Haterade 0 This Asshole Really, Really, REALLY Hates “Metalcore” Band Deafheaven October 5th, 2015 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein He is also a raging misogynist who attacks Myrkur’s “anorexic black metal.”
Haterade 0 Do You Hate Slipknot? Learn How You Can Make Corey Taylor Retire! September 24th, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg What is Corey Taylor’s kryptonite???
Haterade 0 Here’s What White Supremacist / Racist Varg Vikernes Thinks About the Migrant Crisis in Europe September 24th, 2015 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Today in “things that are not at all shocking.”
Haterade 0 For Today, World’s Most Homophobic Metal Band, Release Generic and Crappy New Single August 24th, 2015 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Dear Lord, please bless us with less shitty music.
Haterade 0 Every Local Band Could Learn a Lesson or Two from Method Blank August 5th, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg I did not alter that photo after downloading it from the band’s website.
Haterade 0 Slayer Guitarist/Total Pussy Kerry King Admits He Loves His Parents July 28th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Wow, what a loser!
