Haterade 280 GIVING SONIC SYNDICATE THE PRESS THEY DON’T DESERVE September 29th, 2009 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein We love our readers. MS Maniac Master Chah sent us […]
Haterade 320 SO THIS BAND SUCKS September 25th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg I just saw Rev Theory in a magazine ad. They […]
Haterade 580 METAL HEARS RODNEY KING’S PLEAS September 18th, 2009 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Full credit goes to Reign in Blonde for finding this […]
Haterade 1300 FRIENDLY REMINDER September 15th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Five Finger Death Punch is still one of the worst […]
Haterade 1020 SH*TSTAIN ON THE ASS OF THE UNIVERSE (PART 11) September 11th, 2009 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein There are so many things wrong with this band that […]
Haterade 550 THE WORST DEATH METAL SONG EVER? September 10th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Our friend Sergeant D at Metal Inquisition has taken it […]
Haterade 720 SH*TSTAIN ON THE ASS OF THE UNIVERSE (PART 10) September 10th, 2009 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein More crabcore. Don’t these kids realize that it’s never cool […]
Haterade 800 SH*TSTAIN ON THE ASS OF THE UNIVERSE (PART 9) September 8th, 2009 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein This is completely fucking offensive. More crabcore / flat-iron haircut […]
Haterade 1000 SLEEPER CELL SHOULD GO BACK TO SLEEP September 4th, 2009 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein This is not a test. This is a real music […]
Haterade 760 STICK STICKLY IN THIS KID’S VAGINA September 3rd, 2009 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein At least two of you have emailed us about this […]
Haterade 100 APPARENTLY THEY AREN’T TOO PURE TO BREAK UP September 3rd, 2009 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Lambgoat is reporting that shitty faux-hardcore band Too Pure To […]
Haterade 910 SH*TSTAIN ON THE ASS OF THE UNIVERSE (PART 8) September 2nd, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg If you make it past the nineteen second mark of […]
Haterade 260 THIS TIME YOU’VE GONE TOO FAR August 24th, 2009 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg If someone asked me to engage in a debate to […]
Cinemetal 330 THE WORST BLACK METAL VIDEO EVER MADE? August 14th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg A reader calling him or herself “turkeyhead92” sent us the […]
Haterade 800 HAHAHAHAHAHA… COUGH, COUGH… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! August 12th, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg I don’t want to spoil the surprise… just keep in […]
Haterade 400 WANNA SEE SOMETHING FUNNY? August 11th, 2009 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Actually, I’m pretty sure it’s just sad. Sad that this […]
Haterade 250 I, TOO, WOULD LIKE TO THROW A PIE IN JAMES HETFIELD’S FACE August 7th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Not that it would wake him from his creative stupor […]
Haterade 1550 YES, BUT I HATE EVERYONE July 29th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Over at Invisible Oranges, Cosmo Lee has increasingly been writing […]
Haterade 390 MOTORGRATER IS CERTAINLY GRATING July 27th, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg I remember getting to Ozzfest 2003 early enough to catch […]
Haterade 700 CRABCORE CRUSHED BY RHINOCORE July 21st, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Fuck this band. And fuck their stupid band photo. I’m […]
