Haterade 550 THE WORST DEATH METAL SONG EVER? September 10th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Our friend Sergeant D at Metal Inquisition has taken it […]
Haterade 720 SH*TSTAIN ON THE ASS OF THE UNIVERSE (PART 10) September 10th, 2009 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein More crabcore. Don’t these kids realize that it’s never cool […]
Haterade 800 SH*TSTAIN ON THE ASS OF THE UNIVERSE (PART 9) September 8th, 2009 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein This is completely fucking offensive. More crabcore / flat-iron haircut […]
Haterade 1000 SLEEPER CELL SHOULD GO BACK TO SLEEP September 4th, 2009 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein This is not a test. This is a real music […]
Haterade 760 STICK STICKLY IN THIS KID’S VAGINA September 3rd, 2009 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein At least two of you have emailed us about this […]
Haterade 100 APPARENTLY THEY AREN’T TOO PURE TO BREAK UP September 3rd, 2009 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Lambgoat is reporting that shitty faux-hardcore band Too Pure To […]
Haterade 910 SH*TSTAIN ON THE ASS OF THE UNIVERSE (PART 8) September 2nd, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg If you make it past the nineteen second mark of […]
Haterade 260 THIS TIME YOU’VE GONE TOO FAR August 24th, 2009 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg If someone asked me to engage in a debate to […]
Cinemetal 330 THE WORST BLACK METAL VIDEO EVER MADE? August 14th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg A reader calling him or herself “turkeyhead92” sent us the […]
Haterade 800 HAHAHAHAHAHA… COUGH, COUGH… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! August 12th, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg I don’t want to spoil the surprise… just keep in […]
Haterade 400 WANNA SEE SOMETHING FUNNY? August 11th, 2009 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Actually, I’m pretty sure it’s just sad. Sad that this […]
Haterade 250 I, TOO, WOULD LIKE TO THROW A PIE IN JAMES HETFIELD’S FACE August 7th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Not that it would wake him from his creative stupor […]
Haterade 1550 YES, BUT I HATE EVERYONE July 29th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Over at Invisible Oranges, Cosmo Lee has increasingly been writing […]
Haterade 390 MOTORGRATER IS CERTAINLY GRATING July 27th, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg I remember getting to Ozzfest 2003 early enough to catch […]
Haterade 700 CRABCORE CRUSHED BY RHINOCORE July 21st, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Fuck this band. And fuck their stupid band photo. I’m […]
Haterade 1950 “BRO-CORE”??? THERE’S A F*CKING SUB-GENRE CALLED “BRO-CORE”??? July 20th, 2009 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein A new, disturbing trend or a one-off anomaly? Let’s hope […]
Haterade 800 SH*TSTAIN ON THE ASS OF THE UNIVERSE (PART 7) July 16th, 2009 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Gentleman and lady, I give you Robots Go Beep!. I’m […]
Haterade 1110 I GOT STUPIDER JUST WATCHING THIS July 15th, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Interview with the lead singer of Attack! Attack! from hardtimes.ca: […]
Haterade 470 AND THEY CAN’T SPELL THE WORD “DAMN” CORRECTLY, EITHER July 15th, 2009 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Reasons Bonerott (MySpace, official website) is the funniest fucking thing […]
Haterade 800 SH*TSTAIN ON THE ASS OF THE UNIVERSE (PART 6) July 13th, 2009 at 11:39am Axl Rosenberg As The Deciblog might say, I don’t wanna talk about […]
