Haterade 160 ATTILA: CHARMING, SMART October 3rd, 2011 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg I don’t know the name of the lead singer from […]
Haterade 410 NEW RULE: NO METAL BANDS WITH ANY REFERENCE TO SKYLINES IN THEIR NAME ALLOWED September 27th, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg One of Victory Records’ latest signs, Design the Skyline, are […]
Haterade 380 DAMMIT DREAM THEATER, STOP IT WITH THIS SONG SNIPPET BULLCRAP August 26th, 2011 at 12:40pm Vince Neilstein What Would Mike Portnoy Have Done? Certainly not put clip art […]
Haterade 160 UPDATE ON A SH*TSTAIN ON THE ASS OF THE UNIVERSE: MAKE ME FAMOUS SH*TSTAINISH ON ACOUSTIC INSTRUMENTS, TOO August 22nd, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg In April, I wrote about “Make it Precious,” a horrible […]
Haterade 530 THE PLOT IN YOU ARE REALLY, REALLY UPSET THAT THEIR GIRLFRIEND IS KNOCKED UP August 5th, 2011 at 3:20pm Axl Rosenberg Over the years, metal bands have confronted a variety of […]
Haterade 370 SCAR SYMMETRY FANS ARE BUTTHURT July 19th, 2011 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein The watershed moment for Scar Symmetry fanboys was beloved vocalist […]
Haterade 950 STAIND ARE LULZY (AND SO IS THEIR RECORD LABEL) June 30th, 2011 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein In the mere year-and-a-half I worked at Atlantic Records I […]
Haterade 530 A SH*TSTAIN ON THE ASS OF THE UNIVERSE, #22: A TRAGEDY AT HAND IS A REAL TRAGEDY May 26th, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Reader Jose Carnage (real name: Jose Peacefuldiscussion) sent us a […]
Cinemetal 220 FORMER MS “SH*TSTAINS” VAMPIRES EVERYWHERE ARE GOING TO SELL A SH*T TON OF RECORDS, AREN’T THEY? May 16th, 2011 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Not that record sales alone are really a barometer of […]
Haterade 640 SONIC SYNDICATE CAN HANDLE CRITICISM WELL May 13th, 2011 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Sonic Syndicate’s Karin Axelsson. Apparently there are other people in […]
Haterade 670 A SH*TSTAIN ON THE ASS OF THE UNIVERSE, #21: MAKE ME FAMOUS April 11th, 2011 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg The Ukrainians have always been SUPER nice to the Jews, […]
Haterade 490 SCARE DON’T FEAR: I SHOULDN’T EVEN BE WRITING ABOUT THIS GARBAGE April 8th, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Today we got an e-mail from one of the members […]
Haterade 380 THE WORST DUBSTEP METAL BASTARDIZATION YET: PANTERA MEDLEY February 22nd, 2011 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein Last week I posted about “djentstep,” a sub-genre hybrid that […]
Haterade 340 TWO DOGS REVIEW EMMURE’S NEW ALBUM February 16th, 2011 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein In the spirit of “Two Bears Review Daath’s New Self-Titled […]
Haterade 220 HEAVY METAL BLUNDERS: VINCE NEIL TRIES TO F*CK UNCLE SAM, ADEMA DUDE ARRESTED, & MEGADETH WOLF REPELLENT + MORE INSANITY/INANITY February 7th, 2011 at 12:00pm Corey Mitchell As you are probably well aware, our favorite punching bag, […]
Haterade 240 CRYPTOPSY DRUMMER WANTS TO BE IN STUCK MOJO NOW December 6th, 2010 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein If you thought Cryptopsy stunk up the house with their […]
Haterade 590 BRING ME THE HORIZON = THE MOST POPULAR BAND ON MYSPACE December 3rd, 2010 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Internets, you have failed me. But you have greatly pleased […]
Haterade 340 HASTE THE DAY KICK THE BUCKET November 22nd, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Haste the Day are calling it a, uh, day. I was […]
Haterade 760 GUMP-CORE? STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES. November 8th, 2010 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein The Forrest Gump Mile-High Marathon sound exactly like what you’d […]
Haterade 430 CANGREJOCORE September 13th, 2010 at 11:50am Axl Rosenberg Someone call the CDC: Crabcore is a virus, and it’s […]
