Greatest Hits 0 A MetalSucks Exclusive: Return from The Graveyard — King Diamond on His Near-Death and New Life February 4th, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks We let the digital recorder run for more than an hour and assembled an oral history from King’s narrative.
Greatest Hits 0 Two Eleven-Year-Olds from Brooklyn Start a Metal Band, Awesomeness Ensues February 1st, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Unlocking the Truth are the latest moppet metal sensation.
Greatest Hits 0 Listen to Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” in a Major Scale January 17th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Wwwwwwwwweeeeeeeiiiiirrrrrrdddd.
Greatest Hits 0 Peep These Awesome Pop Stars Gone Metal Shirts January 9th, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg The only way I’d ever buy Celine Dion merch.
Greatest Hits 0 I, For One, Welcome Our New Robot Overlords January 4th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Robot band covers Motörhead’s “Ace of Spades,” we prepare for Judgment Day.
Greatest Hits 0 Watch This Kid Perform Europe’s “The Final Countdown” Entirely with Hand-Farts December 19th, 2012 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein Yes, you read the headline correctly. HAND-FARTS! Must watch.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Ex-Attack Attack! Vocalist Caleb Shomo is Smarter than John Holgado December 19th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Sort of.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Former Attack Attack! Bassist John Holgado is the Stupidest Human Being Ever December 13th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Warning: reading his statement as to why he quit the band WILL make you stupider.
Editorials 0 Ten Reasons Why Record Labels Are Still Important December 12th, 2012 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein You’re kidding yourself if you think they aren’t!
Greatest Hits 0 Video: A Young Mr. Bungle Play Their High School Talent Show December 10th, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg OMG Mike Patton was so fucking ADORABLE!!!!
Greatest Hits 0 Worst Year Ever: All of Our 2012 Year-End Sh*t in One Place December 7th, 2012 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Now you don’t even have to really, like, click around and stuff!!!
Greatest Hits 0 Someone Made a Lemmy Doll from a Mr. Potatohead December 7th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Today in “Have much free time do you?”
Greatest Hits 0 This Very Fat Cat is The Best at Metal Drums December 6th, 2012 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Cat plays air-drums to Thy Art is Murder.
Black Collar Workers 0 Let’s Gossip About How Much Money Famous Metal Vocalists Make November 30th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Celebritynetworth.com follows-up their list of rock’s richest drummers with one of rock’s richest singers.
Greatest Hits 0 Exclusive Interview: Damien Echols of The West Memphis Three on His Life After Death November 27th, 2012 at 5:00pm MetalSucks The wrongfully-accused extreme music fan talks to us about his riveting new autobiography, his struggles, his salvation — and metal.
Greatest Hits 0 France’s Got Talent, too: Beautiful French Girl Performs Heavy Metal Song on TV November 26th, 2012 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein France’s version of America’s Got Talent features a heavy metal mistress.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Dave Mustaine Mourns the Loss of Twinkies, Endorses Secession November 21st, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Megadeth mainman blames President Obama for the loss of his favorite snack.
Greatest Hits 0 Chris Brown Thinks Municipal Waste are a Fashion Statement November 19th, 2012 at 11:20am Vince Neilstein R&B star thought he was really cool for wearing a spiked leather jacket with metal band patches on it.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Paul Di’Anno: Still a Winner November 15th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Ex-Iron Maiden vocalist calls Bruce Dickinson and a supporter “gay.”
Editorials 0 Twenty Photos of Mitch Lucker’s Last Days, Taken From His Instagram Account November 1st, 2012 at 5:30pm MetalSucks The Suicide Silence frontman was an avid motorcycle rider and modder and showed a deep love for his young daughter.
