Editorials 0 Let’s Talk About Rammstein’s Controversial “Deutschland” Video March 29th, 2019 at 1:43pm Axl Rosenberg Rammstein’s new video elicited controversy before it was even released. Now that it’s out, we can examine the complicated point the clip strives to make.
Greatest Hits 0 Metal Musicians Reacts to Maroon 5’s Lame Super Bowl LIII Halftime Show February 4th, 2019 at 10:48am MetalSucks Members of Anthrax, Five Finger Death Punch, Trivium, Asking Alexandria and more share their thoughts on Maroon 5’s performance.
Greatest Hits 0 L.A. Band Threatin Faked a Fanbase To Land a European Tour No One Attended November 9th, 2018 at 12:06pm Vince Neilstein Los Angeles band Threatin posed as a fake booking agent, lied about ticket sales numbers, faked live footage on YouTube and bought Facebook likes.
Editorials 0 Nazi Imagery: Why Watain and Marduk Don’t Get a Pass While Slayer and Metallica Do April 11th, 2018 at 1:04pm Axl Rosenberg “Context is everything.”
Greatest Hits 0 Etienne Sin: What the Actual Fuck January 25th, 2018 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg This is funny, terrible, embarrassing, and depressing, all at once!
Greatest Hits 0 This Dude Sounds EXACTLY Like Layne Staley May 31st, 2017 at 9:34am Axl Rosenberg If for some reason Alice in Chains ever need to part ways with William DuVall, they should just give this dude a call.
Greatest Hits 0 Science Explains How Metal Singers are Able to Scream Without Damaging Their Vocal Cords May 24th, 2017 at 11:46am Axl Rosenberg Basically, metal singers do what babies do.
Greatest Hits 0 Twenty More of the Worst Heavy Metal Album Covers of All Time March 14th, 2017 at 12:55pm MetalSucks The best of the worst.
Greatest Hits 0 Thirty of the Worst Metal Band Promo Photos of All Time February 10th, 2017 at 11:44am MetalSucks Sad but true: these are all real.
Greatest Hits 0 The 110% Totally True Confessions of a Left-Wing Conspirator December 1st, 2016 at 1:59pm Axl Rosenberg It’s time to come clean.
Greatest Hits 0 Watch an Old Lady Rock Out to AC/DC’s “Highway to Hell” October 17th, 2016 at 11:46am Axl Rosenberg For those grannies about to rock, we salute you.
Editorials 0 Editorial: The Metal Community Must Stop Letting Phil Anselmo Off the Hook for His Racist Remarks January 28th, 2016 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg We’ve let the legendary vocalist’s racist remarks slide for far too long.
Greatest Hits 0 Jack Daniels Releases Single Barrel Whiskey in Honor of Motörhead January 15th, 2016 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus The ultimate tribute.
Greatest Hits 0 Thirty of the Worst Heavy Metal Album Covers of All Time January 7th, 2016 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Includes albums by Iron Maiden, Pantera, Stryper, and more.
Editorials 0 What Will Happen When a Member of Metallica Dies? January 7th, 2016 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein The tl;dr version: it’ll be the biggest and most catastrophic event that has ever befallen metal.
Editorials 0 Eleven Useful Tips for Local/Unsigned Bands September 22nd, 2015 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Are you in an unsigned band trying to break through? Make sure you follow these eleven useful tips.
Book Reviews 0 Advanced Discrimination & Dragons: A Critical Look at Varg Vikernes’ Myfarog RPG August 21st, 2015 at 12:00pm Jeff Treppel Just how racist is Varg’s RPG? Very, very racist.
Greatest Hits 0 Nothing to See Here, Just Some Photos of Cats Wearing Metal Battle Vests August 7th, 2015 at 12:40pm Vince Neilstein A cuter thing has never existed!
Editorials 0 Editorial: True Loyalty Means Admitting When Your Favorite Bands Suck July 23rd, 2015 at 3:00pm Emperor Rhombus Not all material was created equal.
Editorials 0 Editorial: Your Dead Metal Heroes Were No Angels June 17th, 2015 at 3:00pm Emperor Rhombus Don’t disservice our fallen heroes by giving them a friggin’ halo.
