Editorials 20 VVEREVVOLF GREHV ARE IN NEED OF SOME VOWELS November 5th, 2007 at 12:16pm Vince Neilstein Vverevvolf Grehv (pronounced “Werewolf Grave”), the latest signees of Relapse […]
Editorials 0 HOW MUCH MORE METAL CAN LAIR OF THE MINOTAUR GET? NONE. NONE MORE METAL. November 5th, 2007 at 10:48am Axl Rosenberg Lair of the Minotaur are the SHIT. They’re so fucking […]
Editorials 140 SEE? THIS IS WHY PEOPLE MAKE SH*TTY MUSIC! November 5th, 2007 at 10:32am Axl Rosenberg Call me cynical (“Nnnnoooo!” you cry, “Not you, Axl!”), but […]
Editorials 70 INTO ETERNITY PLAN CONCEPT ALBUM; METAL NERDS EVERYWHERE GET BONERS November 2nd, 2007 at 2:29pm Axl Rosenberg Into Eternity – easily one of our favorite power metal […]
Editorials 1 BRITNEY SPEARS COMPETING WITH DAVID LEE ROTH FOR VAN HALEN SINGER SLOT? November 2nd, 2007 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Maura @ Idolator nails it again: “On the right, David […]
Editorials 40 THEY CAN REBUILD ME; THEY HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY November 2nd, 2007 at 1:50pm Kip Wingerschmidt This one is sincerely dedicated to my recently crippled bretheren […]
Editorials 70 THE DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN’S GUITAR PLAYER THROWS AXL’S THEORIES ON KARMA INTO QUESTION November 2nd, 2007 at 12:31pm Kip Wingerschmidt Lately it seems as if our own resident hater-in-chief Axl […]
Editorials 40 JIMMY PAGE BREAKS FINGER, LED ZEPPELIN REUNION POSTPONED November 2nd, 2007 at 9:17am Vince Neilstein Those who coughed up thousands for black-market tickets and thousands […]
Editorials 70 IS SEVENDUST HAVING PROBLEMS SELLING TICKETS? November 1st, 2007 at 1:19pm Vince Neilstein Axl and I were scratching our heads when we saw […]
Editorials 80 “DON VITO” (AKA VINCENT MARGERA) CONVICTED OF SEXUAL ASSAULT ON CHILDREN November 1st, 2007 at 11:50am Vince Neilstein You know him as the lovable fatso Bam Margera loved […]
Editorials 0 SENDING GOOD THOUGHTS TO DECAPITATED November 1st, 2007 at 10:19am Axl Rosenberg I was sick Tuesday so I totally missed the news […]
Editorials 6420 AVENGED SEVENFOLD, JANE’S ADDICTION, NICKELBACK MEMBERS TO PLAY ON NEW JAMES HART (EX-EIGHTEEN VISIONS) RECORD November 1st, 2007 at 10:13am Vince Neilstein When we interviewed ex-Eighteen Visions singer James Hart a few […]
Editorials 20 DENNIS SIEBEIJN, UNDERAPPRECIATED COVER ARTIST November 1st, 2007 at 9:41am Axl Rosenberg There’s a lot of talk right now about John Baizley, […]
Editorials 20 HALLOWEEN DRINK RECIPE: GOAT’S BLOOD MARTINI October 31st, 2007 at 9:15am Kip Wingerschmidt STEP ONE: Chill a martini glass. STEP TWO: Disembowel a […]
Editorials 50 SONG LIST FOR ROCK BAND VIDEO GAME IS HEADBANGER FRIENDLY October 30th, 2007 at 10:24am Vince Neilstein The song list to the upcoming video game Rock Band […]
Editorials 60 SUPER FABULOUS TUESDAY IS HERE October 30th, 2007 at 7:16am Vince Neilstein If you’re a stalwart among the dwindling ranks of record […]
Editorials 50 NEW YORK CITY LIVE METAL SCENE HAVING A REALLY GOOD WEEK October 29th, 2007 at 2:21pm Kip Wingerschmidt As a matter of fact, this is the best week […]
Editorials 1 NEW LIVING COLOUR ALBUM IS CONFIRMED TO BE IN THE WORKS October 29th, 2007 at 1:56pm Vince Neilstein Apparently someone in the Living Colour camp reads MetalSucks. A […]
Editorials 30 ENTIRE PUSCIFER ALBUM AVAILABLE FOR STREAMING; MAYNARD GETS HIS FREAK ON October 29th, 2007 at 1:10pm Vince Neilstein This is kind of old hat already, but seeing as […]
Editorials 30 TOP 10 METAL STARS TO DRESS UP AS FOR HALLOWEEN October 29th, 2007 at 11:49am Axl Rosenberg If you’re one of those people who a) doesn’t think […]