Editorials 0 ANDREW W.K.: “I LOVE TOURISTS” March 12th, 2007 at 10:54am Axl Rosenberg Proving that he’s a) unique to real New Yorkers everywhere […]
Editorials 120 JOHN 5 AUDITIONS FOR GN’R!!! March 12th, 2007 at 9:57am Axl Rosenberg Okay, not really. But remember back in ’04, when Buckethead […]
Editorials 1 I JUST SAW TOM MORELLO ON THE STREET March 9th, 2007 at 3:40pm Vince Neilstein Carrying an acoustic guitar. That is METAL! The ex-Audioslave guitarist […]
Editorials 1 TOP THREE REASONS TO THANK ARCADE FIRE FANS! March 9th, 2007 at 1:07pm Vince Neilstein Welcome to the final installment of my Arcade Fire fan-bashing […]
Editorials 0 VAN HALEN WATCH: EDDIE’S IN REHAB, DAVE CAN’T SING March 9th, 2007 at 12:32pm Axl Rosenberg At last! Some ANSWERS! Yesterday David Lee Roth announced that […]
Editorials 500 SOMEONE NEEDS TO POP A CAP IN GENE SIMMONS’ ASS, YO! March 8th, 2007 at 11:41am Axl Rosenberg You’d be hard pressed to name an aging rock star […]
Editorials 6290 THURSDAY’S TOP THREE REASONS TO HATE THE ARCADE FIRE FANS! March 8th, 2007 at 11:14am Vince Neilstein Just to clarify, lest some hipster throw their hair iron […]
Editorials 1 ALSO, SCREW THE GAP March 8th, 2007 at 10:41am Axl Rosenberg Everywhere I go, I see these ads for “The Boyfried […]
Editorials 0 A FEW OF THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT US HERE AT METALSUCKS.NET March 8th, 2007 at 10:36am Axl Rosenberg 1) Neither of us live with our parents, or any […]
Editorials 20 HEAVY METAL HAIKU, Part Deux March 7th, 2007 at 6:15pm Axl Rosenberg The Arcade Fire fans are not as well spoken as […]
Editorials 0 HEAVY METAL HAIKU March 7th, 2007 at 6:08pm Axl Rosenberg Loudly, music blares In the pit, the people mosh Demons […]
Editorials 1 DISTURBED’S DAVID DRAIMAN EARNS SHRED OF CREDIBILITY, PERFORMS LED ZEP WITH DENNIS RODMAN March 7th, 2007 at 2:49pm Vince Neilstein Disturbed frontman David Draiman earned a shred of credibility last […]
Editorials 100 TOP THREE REASONS OF THE DAY TO HATE THE ARCADE FIRE! March 7th, 2007 at 11:31am Vince Neilstein In response to the overwhelming popularity of yesterday’s post about […]
Editorials 0 DARK NEW DAY / CLINT LOWERY UPDATE March 7th, 2007 at 11:09am Vince Neilstein Dark New Day fans can breath a sigh of relief; […]
Editorials 0 STATIC-X STILL SUCK March 7th, 2007 at 10:52am Axl Rosenberg I don’t care how big his hair is: Wayne Static […]
Editorials 0 COLD & MISERABLE March 6th, 2007 at 12:25pm Axl Rosenberg At least here in NYC, it’s fucking cold out today. […]
Editorials 0 HAPPY BELATED PURIM! March 6th, 2007 at 11:44am Axl Rosenberg There is nothing more metal than delicious hamantaschen. -AR
Editorials 6000 SUCKIN PARK RIP-OFF A REAL METAL BAND March 6th, 2007 at 11:39am Axl Rosenberg In a posting on the MySpace page of his “hip-hop” […]
Editorials 7590 If I Read One More Thing About Arcade Fire I Am Going To Puke March 6th, 2007 at 11:33am Vince Neilstein Most horribly overrated band. EVER. Ugh. This shit makes me […]
